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au_gold
06/30/19 9:38:40 PM
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ZRstSaE

Is he in?
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Wetterdew
06/30/19 9:39:55 PM
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Looks like he knows all the tricks of the trade. I'm sure she is impressed by his knowledge of boilogy and maybe intimidated by his intelligence
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Zodd3224
06/30/19 9:40:16 PM
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He destroyed her with FACTS and LOGIC and she couldnt handle it
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Damn_Underscore
06/30/19 9:41:01 PM
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>*literally use asterisk actions in my text message*
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Big_Nabendu
06/30/19 9:56:24 PM
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Good Lord
Is this people actually talk?
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Doe
06/30/19 9:58:53 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
Good Lord
Is this people actually talk?

Good Lord
Is this people actually talk?
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Freddie_Mercury
06/30/19 9:58:58 PM
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she came off kinda wooden so I understand why he called her a birch
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Smashingpmkns
06/30/19 9:59:52 PM
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What a birch!
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au_gold
06/30/19 10:19:10 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
>*literally use asterisk actions in my text message*

Its an alpha move.
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au_gold
07/01/19 4:06:32 PM
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Bump.
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Feetish
07/01/19 4:11:52 PM
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Id rather rate the hot girl out of 10. Pics of her please.
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au_gold
07/01/19 4:49:32 PM
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Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.
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eston
07/01/19 4:50:40 PM
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Tell that guy to save some pussy for the rest of us, damn
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MC_BatCommander
07/01/19 4:51:39 PM
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I refuse to believe that's real
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GOATSLAYER
07/01/19 4:52:48 PM
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I refuse to believt hay youd actually talk like thats while youre texting a girl lmao

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codey
07/01/19 4:55:05 PM
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She had to block him because every message he sent caused her to open the floodgates in her pants. He could have been in if he was just a little less sexual, but he clearly got her going too much.
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Shablagoo
07/01/19 4:56:34 PM
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So how long have they been married now?
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Feetish
07/01/19 5:05:45 PM
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au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.
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QuantumTheory
07/01/19 5:09:30 PM
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Id like to look at her feet.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/19 5:21:10 PM
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Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.


Now Im interested in in how YOU talk to women >_>
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pauIie
07/01/19 5:22:16 PM
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Shablagoo
07/01/19 5:23:33 PM
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pauIie posted...
birches be trippin

smh missed opportunity for chirpin
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Feetish
07/01/19 5:25:20 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.


Now Im interested in in how YOU talk to women >_>


I let my dick do the talking.
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Wasssup Now
07/01/19 5:35:52 PM
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*puts my hand on my chin*THINKS TO MYSELF:"He was in until he decided to block her*sighs, pics or GTFO*
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Shablagoo
07/01/19 5:36:08 PM
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Feetish posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.


Now Im interested in in how YOU talk to women >_>


I let my dick do the talking.

Youre doing it wrong. Youre supposed to make the OPP talk.
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Funkydog
07/01/19 5:37:04 PM
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Dammit, another man who is onto the secret all women keep hidden.

We're secretly trees.
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dj1200
07/01/19 5:44:46 PM
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1-888-NOT-2-LATE

He'll need the morning after pill because he'll be pounding those rawsky in no time flat.

Anyhow, is that real?
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SuperExcitebike
07/01/19 5:50:18 PM
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He should have put on his wizard robe and hat
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au_gold
07/01/19 6:29:30 PM
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Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW
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DrizztLink
07/01/19 6:31:15 PM
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goldenBoi45
07/01/19 6:31:30 PM
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Thanks for the lol TC
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Lost_All_Senses
07/01/19 6:35:09 PM
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au_gold posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW


Nice. I can almost feel her personality coming through that picture tho. Instapersonality #12
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Feetish
07/01/19 6:56:42 PM
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au_gold posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW


Thanks for delivering TC.

She is indeed hot.
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Shablagoo
07/01/19 7:08:04 PM
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So TC howd you get your hands on the girls phone? I assume its because they ended up getting together and you all hang out sometimes?
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au_gold
07/01/19 7:18:30 PM
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I didnt. She sent me this screenshot and told me to tell him to leave her alone.
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ThyCorndog
07/01/19 7:23:30 PM
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[Incel Intensifies]
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jjp05c
07/01/19 7:25:36 PM
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2/birch
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Shablagoo
07/01/19 7:38:33 PM
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au_gold posted...
I didnt. She sent me this screenshot and told me to tell him to leave her alone.

Oh lol so this is actually real??? What do you think of your friend after this? >_>
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au_gold
07/01/19 7:53:30 PM
#39:


I still respect him immensely. Apparently, some girls are really into it.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
au_gold posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW


Nice. I can almost feel her personality coming through that picture tho. Instapersonality #12

Yeah, the few times Ive talked to her, shes been pretty vapid and shes a terrible conversationalist.
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codey
07/01/19 8:11:37 PM
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au_gold posted...
I still respect him immensely. Apparently, some girls are really into it.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
au_gold posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW


Nice. I can almost feel her personality coming through that picture tho. Instapersonality #12

Yeah, the few times Ive talked to her, shes been pretty vapid and shes a terrible conversationalist.


To be fair, your friend is also a terrible conversationist
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DrizztLink
07/01/19 8:12:58 PM
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codey posted...
au_gold posted...
I still respect him immensely. Apparently, some girls are really into it.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
au_gold posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW


Nice. I can almost feel her personality coming through that picture tho. Instapersonality #12

Yeah, the few times Ive talked to her, shes been pretty vapid and shes a terrible conversationalist.


To be fair, your friend is also a terrible conversationist

How dare you insult this Shakespeare of our time.
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codey
07/01/19 8:14:19 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
codey posted...
au_gold posted...
I still respect him immensely. Apparently, some girls are really into it.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
au_gold posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW


Nice. I can almost feel her personality coming through that picture tho. Instapersonality #12

Yeah, the few times Ive talked to her, shes been pretty vapid and shes a terrible conversationalist.


To be fair, your friend is also a terrible conversationist

How dare you insult this Shakespeare of our time.


My bad homie
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au_gold
07/01/19 8:53:55 PM
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codey posted...
au_gold posted...
I still respect him immensely. Apparently, some girls are really into it.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
au_gold posted...
Feetish posted...
au_gold posted...
Rate the convo first and Ill consider it. My friend wants feedback on his flirting game.


4/10

I see where he was coming from but he said it all wrong.

Well, I am a man of my word.

LCblAHW


Nice. I can almost feel her personality coming through that picture tho. Instapersonality #12

Yeah, the few times Ive talked to her, shes been pretty vapid and shes a terrible conversationalist.


To be fair, your friend is also a terrible conversationist

How so?
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Funkydog
07/02/19 12:50:32 AM
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au_gold posted...
How so?

Did you not read the text message of his?
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au_gold
07/02/19 1:02:13 AM
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Yeah. What was bad about it, though?
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codey
07/02/19 1:20:17 AM
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au_gold posted...
Yeah. What was bad about it, though?


Do you talk like that too?
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au_gold
07/02/19 1:38:32 AM
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Sometimes, ironically.
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Funkydog
07/02/19 1:41:37 AM
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au_gold posted...
Yeah. What was bad about it, though?

If you have to genuinely ask I'm just going to laugh at you.
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stone
07/02/19 1:41:38 AM
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Is your friend No_U_L7, because only an expert pick up artist could be that good with women!
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au_gold
07/02/19 3:01:44 AM
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To my knowledge, my friend does not post on this message board.
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