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V-E-G-Y-
07/03/19 2:07:29 PM
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MagnusDJL
07/03/19 2:09:37 PM
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"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."
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qwertyuio1
07/03/19 2:10:14 PM
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MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."


Which game
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V-E-G-Y-
07/03/19 2:10:25 PM
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MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."

She turns off da gaming system
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Damn_Underscore
07/03/19 2:10:49 PM
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"Sorry, it will be a pain in the ass to clean off all that sand"
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V-E-G-Y-
07/03/19 2:11:37 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
"Sorry, it will be a pain in the ass to clean off all that sand"

She has a few huge towels
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YookaLaylee
07/03/19 2:11:48 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/03/19 2:12:09 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."

She turns off da gaming system

She's really not gonna get fucked if she does that tbh
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Laserion
07/03/19 2:14:53 PM
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"No. I'm bored and horny too, but I don't want to fuck you. I want to fuck my wife. Bye."
*goes off to find wife*

What did you say, Vegy?
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Mistere Man
07/03/19 2:18:03 PM
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V-E-G-Y-
07/03/19 3:21:18 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
I ask her how much itll cost

$0

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
She's really not gonna get fucked if she does that tbh

She'll get fucked harder you mean

Laserion posted...
"No. I'm bored and horny too, but I don't want to fuck you. I want to fuck my wife. Bye."
*goes off to find wife*

What did you say, Vegy?

I fucker her hard right den and dere if you know what I'm shaying
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Gobstoppers12
07/03/19 3:26:01 PM
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I'd tell her to fuck off with her 3/10 ass lmao
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jjp05c
07/03/19 3:27:21 PM
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Im going to need to see a recent STD test.
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GameboyTroy
07/03/19 9:43:26 PM
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I'm going to say yes. That sounds like fun.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/03/19 9:45:31 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
She'll get fucked harder you mean

She'll get fucked off tbqh
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V-E-G-Y-
07/05/19 8:54:37 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
She'll get fucked harder you mean

She'll get fucked off tbqh

You bet she will
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0xDEFECADE
07/05/19 8:59:28 AM
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I came in this topic expecting to say "naw I'm fine" but after see her damn she's fine
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qwertyuio1
07/05/19 11:06:43 PM
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0xDEFECADE posted...
I came in this topic expecting to say "naw I'm fine" but after see her damn she's fine


@Gobstoppers12 said shes a 3/10
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PikachuMaxwell
07/05/19 11:07:21 PM
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Wake up from my dream.
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Gobstoppers12
07/05/19 11:07:47 PM
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qwertyuio1 posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
I came in this topic expecting to say "naw I'm fine" but after see her damn she's fine


@ Gobstoppers12 said shes a 3/10

And I'd say it again. Can't fix a three outta ten.
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Ving_Rhames
07/05/19 11:08:12 PM
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Not catching a case over you piss off.
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qwertyuio1
07/05/19 11:11:56 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
I came in this topic expecting to say "naw I'm fine" but after see her damn she's fine


@ Gobstoppers12 said shes a 3/10

And I'd say it again. Can't fix a three outta ten.


you must get fine girls
where im from 3s are hideous and this girl is like a 5-6
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Gobstoppers12
07/05/19 11:13:05 PM
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qwertyuio1 posted...

where im from 3s are hideous and this girl is like a 5-6

LMAO damn dude, do you live in the stone age?
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qwertyuio1
07/07/19 2:56:37 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...

where im from 3s are hideous and this girl is like a 5-6

LMAO damn dude, do you live in the stone age?


I live in the future where everyone is short & has gray skin with huge heads black eyes & cars fly

Some fine pleiadians though
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gguirao
07/07/19 4:18:15 AM
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"Okay, as long as you are free of STDs and there's no chance of you getting pregnant."
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spikethedevil
07/07/19 4:20:58 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I'd tell her to fuck off with her 3/10 ass lmao


Internet standards/10
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MakoReizei
07/07/19 4:21:31 AM
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Vegy has good taste in bitches tbh
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ssj3vegeta_
07/07/19 9:28:07 AM
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Panthera
07/07/19 9:43:26 AM
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I'd give her the best twenty seconds of my life
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Hanky_Bannister
07/07/19 9:43:57 AM
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qwertyuio1 posted...
MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."


Which game

Superman 64
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Banjo2553
07/07/19 10:00:09 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
I came in this topic expecting to say "naw I'm fine" but after see her damn she's fine


@ Gobstoppers12 said shes a 3/10

And I'd say it again. Can't fix a three outta ten.

It's the eyebrows, isn't it? I can't see anything else wrong with her.
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spikethedevil
07/07/19 11:24:07 AM
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Internet standards are hilarious.
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yunalenne10
07/07/19 11:27:18 AM
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Right there on the beach in broad daylight?
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EbonTitanium
07/07/19 11:28:36 AM
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Who are you and what are you up to?
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ssj3vegeta2
07/07/19 11:28:44 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Right there on the beach in broad daylight?

Where else?
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SSJGrimReaper
07/07/19 11:34:00 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
yunalenne10 posted...
Right there on the beach in broad daylight?

Where else?

in the back of a ford raptor
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action52
07/07/19 11:41:32 AM
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I'd masturbate until I came on her toes (14-17 seconds probably), then ask "Was it good for you too baby?"
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ssj3vegeta2
07/07/19 11:43:40 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
yunalenne10 posted...
Right there on the beach in broad daylight?

Where else?

in the back of a ford raptor

My truck bed is ready
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BigHentaiBoobie
07/07/19 11:44:53 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."

She turns off da gaming system

You done it now
You gon and made a big mistake
And I can't allow
You to think you can just walk aw
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qwertyuio1
07/08/19 5:28:54 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."


Which game

Superman 64


that's what you're playing @Hanky_Bannister?
or you're saying that's what @MagnusDJL is playing?
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/08/19 5:30:46 PM
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Chsnge the hair color or the wife and her can do stuff while I concentrate on the wife.
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Hanky_Bannister
07/08/19 5:57:42 PM
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qwertyuio1 posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."


Which game

Superman 64


that's what you're playing @Hanky_Bannister?
or you're saying that's what @MagnusDJL is playing?

The latter
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qwertyuio1
07/08/19 5:59:12 PM
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Hanky_Bannister posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
Hanky_Bannister posted...
qwertyuio1 posted...
MagnusDJL posted...
"Sorry, but I'm at a REALLY good part in this video game right now."


Which game

Superman 64


that's what you're playing @Hanky_Bannister?
or you're saying that's what @MagnusDJL is playing?

The latter


I only played that game once but thought it was kind of lit tbh
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FF_Redux
07/08/19 5:59:49 PM
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