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WizardPowers
07/05/19 12:24:51 AM
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+5 if you've never had sex
+5 if you've never had a significant other
+5 if you've never kissed someone other than family

+5 if you've never held hands with someone other than family
+5 if you don't shower at least once per day on average
+5 if you live with your parents
+5 if you are unemployed and not in school
+5 if you don't know how to cook anything outside basic shit
+5 if you don't know basic car maintenance(change oil/tire)
+5 if your primary hobby is gaming
+5 if you don't have any irl friends of the opposite sex
+5 if you've never been on a date
+5 if you've never even asked someone out on a date
+5 if you don't work out regularly
+5 if you haven't read a book in over a year

x/75
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Lost_All_Senses
07/05/19 12:26:37 AM
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+5 if you actually do this topic
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PatrickMahomes
07/05/19 12:32:56 AM
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20

Work out, cooking, car maintenance, and gaming as my primary hobby
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Yao
07/05/19 12:33:23 AM
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I'm 0/75 but dawg you weird

+5 if you've never kissed someone other than family

+5 if you've never held hands with someone other than family


You kiss you mama on the lips and yall hold hands dis gettin weird
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masatofujimoto
07/05/19 12:34:18 AM
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Not reading that/75
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Lost_All_Senses
07/05/19 12:34:31 AM
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Yao posted...
I'm 0/75 but dawg you weird

+5 if you've never kissed someone other than family

+5 if you've never held hands with someone other than family


You kiss you mama on the lips and yall hold hands dis gettin weird


+5 points if he does them at the same time
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WizardPowers
07/05/19 12:35:43 AM
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Yao posted...
I'm 0/75 but dawg you weird

+5 if you've never kissed someone other than family

+5 if you've never held hands with someone other than family


You kiss you mama on the lips and yall hold hands dis gettin weird


I was assuming people would use the loophole of holding hands/kissing as a child
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uwnim
07/05/19 12:36:25 AM
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45/75
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TreyFlowers
07/05/19 12:36:25 AM
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5

Just the car stuff. I'll pay somebody to do that shit.
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MelzezDoor
07/05/19 12:37:14 AM
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40 pathetic
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inTaCtfuL
07/05/19 12:38:45 AM
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What's so pathetic about not reading a book in over a year?
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WizardPowers
07/05/19 12:42:40 AM
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Conflict posted...
This is definitely a topic somebody in a normal state of mind would make


We're on gamefaqs.gamespot.com in 2019. You aint normal either bucko
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WizardPowers
07/05/19 12:43:49 AM
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inTaCtfuL posted...
What's so pathetic about not reading a book in over a year?


That's very pathetic
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The Wheelman1
07/05/19 12:45:03 AM
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Automatic +5 points for posting on Gamefaqs.
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Ving_Rhames
07/05/19 12:46:32 AM
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TreyFlowers posted...
5

Just the car stuff. I'll pay somebody to do that shit.

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Puglia77
07/05/19 12:46:44 AM
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The-Apostle
07/05/19 1:01:06 AM
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20
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LovingPacifist
07/05/19 2:38:26 AM
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I don't know how to change my car's oil because I don't put myself through that task and I am unemployed because I was fired from my 6 figure job, but I am registered to go to school in the fall and can probably replace this job before then.

I guess I have like....2 of your points and even that's debatable. I also consider myself a pretty pathetic guy, since I'm a hermit, so surprised that I am so successful by CE standards.
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JimCarrysToe
07/05/19 2:50:08 AM
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All of them. Unless a girl suprise kissing me and me not liking counts as kissing someone, then subtract 5 lol.
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Panthera
07/05/19 2:54:35 AM
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According to my calculations, either 95 or -6.8. Can't quite pin it down.
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blablablax17
07/05/19 3:47:29 AM
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30 for me.
Kinda surprised.

+5 if you don't shower at least once per day on average
+5 if you don't know how to cook anything outside basic shit
+5 if you don't know basic car maintenance(change oil/tire)
+5 if your primary hobby is gaming
+5 if you don't work out regularly
+5 if you haven't read a book in over a year
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Sabram
07/05/19 4:28:10 AM
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15/75

I dont cook, I dont know much about cars, and gaming is my main hobby.

My wife is an amazing cook though.
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EffectAndCause
07/05/19 4:31:07 AM
#26:


0

Fuck yeah, make way for EffectAndChad.
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MabusIncarnate
07/05/19 4:35:36 AM
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10

My primary hobby is gaming, I haven't read a book in over a year.
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Bad_Mojo
07/05/19 4:41:18 AM
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Rowdy54
07/05/19 4:44:54 AM
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5

Primary hobby is gaming.
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_Rinku_
07/05/19 4:51:50 AM
#30:


20/75

Not bad
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Unknown5uspect
07/05/19 4:54:11 AM
#31:


10, +5 no books, +5 for gaming
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viewmaster_pi
07/05/19 4:55:26 AM
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What perpetuates toxic shit like this?

The most pathetic thing in the world is using internet shit to feel better about yourself
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knutjob
07/05/19 5:02:57 AM
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Zero
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Ving_Rhames
07/05/19 5:50:23 AM
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LovingPacifist posted...
I don't know how to change my car's oil because I don't put myself through that task and I am unemployed because I was fired from my 6 figure job, but I am registered to go to school in the fall and can probably replace this job before then.

I guess I have like....2 of your points and even that's debatable. I also consider myself a pretty pathetic guy, since I'm a hermit, so surprised that I am so successful by CE standards.


To be fair, theyre extremely low standards.
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bknight
07/05/19 5:55:27 AM
#35:


69/75
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TheFailure
07/05/19 6:10:47 AM
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WizardPowers posted...
+5 if you've never had sex
+5 if you've never had a significant other
+5 if you've never kissed someone other than family

+5 if you've never held hands with someone other than family
+5 if you don't shower at least once per day on average
+5 if you live with your parents

+5 if you are unemployed and not in school
+5 if you don't know how to cook anything outside basic shit
+5 if you don't know basic car maintenance(change oil/tire)
+5 if your primary hobby is gaming
+5 if you don't have any irl friends of the opposite sex
+5 if you've never been on a date
+5 if you've never even asked someone out on a date
+5 if you don't work out regularly
+5 if you haven't read a book in over a year

x/75


Yes to the bolded
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Modifier
07/05/19 6:17:26 AM
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15. Not changing oil (but i change tires), videogames are my main hobby (and i like it), and i don't work out regularly (you have to make options and i prefer to play videogames or reading books than working out. I'm not in college with lots of free time anymore).
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SRR Capdown
07/05/19 6:28:09 AM
#38:


10/75

Love gaming and dont work out regularly.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
+5 if you actually do this topic


15/80
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0xDEFECADE
07/05/19 7:14:32 AM
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45 points
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ArchiePeck
07/05/19 7:25:22 AM
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Legit zero! It would normally have been five for the reading books but I did read one in the last year that I got from someone at Christmas.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
07/05/19 7:30:27 AM
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don't think I've read a full book this past year, only started and gave up.

other than that I am good
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KogaSteelfang
07/05/19 8:42:36 AM
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65.

I have in fact kissed someone once(and only once) and attempted to ask for a date.
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REMercsChamp
07/05/19 8:44:49 AM
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I got the full 75/75 points!
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/05/19 8:47:56 AM
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Depends on what you call a female friend. Are we talking legit friends like "let's go hang out" or do work acquaintances count?

Because most guys don't really have the former type of female friend. It's actually kind of unusual to be friends with a female in the same way as your male friends. It has to be that "one of the guys" situation.

Also WTF is with the book thing? Reading is a very personality-specific thing and is very time consuming. Most people don't bother reading whole-ass books in their free time, especially successful people with busy lives.
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brandunh11
07/05/19 8:50:04 AM
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5 because I don't cook.
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