Poll of the Day > All my friends are getting engaged and I'm still kissless

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MrMelodramatic
07/05/19 7:51:22 PM
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Okay thats a lie Im not kissless

BUT

this summer alone, five of my friends have gotten engaged and Ive gone to two weddings. The oldest was 25! It makes me feel like I dont take this relationship stuff seriously enough
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LinkPizza
07/05/19 8:02:56 PM
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Nah. Youre fine...
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The_tall_midget
07/05/19 8:27:40 PM
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LOL. Don't worry about it. Odds are 50% of them won't make it to marriage. Another 50%'s marriage won't last over 2 years, most of them will become sexless within 2 years of being married, etc.

So, odds are that out of those 7 people, not a single one of those will accomplish anything positive.
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LinkPizza
07/05/19 8:29:04 PM
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The_tall_midget posted...
LOL. Don't worry about it. Odds are 50% of them won't make it to marriage. Another 50%'s marriage won't last over 2 years, most of them will become sexless within 2 years of being married, etc.

So, odds are that out of those 7 people, not a single one of those will accomplish anything positive.

Basically all of them are doomed? While I wouldnt say theyll all work out, I dont believe theyre all doomed to failed...
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The_tall_midget
07/05/19 8:31:05 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Basically all of them are doomed? While I wouldnt say theyll all work out, I dont believe theyre all doomed to failed...


Odds are MAYBE one or two of them might work out and they'll be happy.

Otherwise? Nah.
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Blighboy
07/05/19 8:32:21 PM
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Maybe you can marry some of your friends' children when they turn 18
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The_tall_midget
07/05/19 8:33:33 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Maybe you can marry some of your friends' children when they turn 18


Hey, this isn't the Fire Emblem board.
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wwinterj25
07/05/19 8:59:56 PM
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Having babies seem to be the in thing for the circle of folk I know. Must be something in the water.
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LinkPizza
07/05/19 9:05:25 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Having babies seem to be the in thing for the circle of folk I know. Must be something in the water.

Semen?
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wwinterj25
07/05/19 9:18:01 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Semen?


Probably.
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