Poll of the Day > Terry Crews as King Triton

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Mead
07/06/19 2:23:37 PM
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You know you want it
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ParanoidObsessive
07/06/19 2:27:34 PM
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Not really - Triton's kind of a straight man character, which wouldn't allow Crews to really flex his muscles creatively.


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Mead
07/06/19 2:30:08 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Not really - Triton's kind of a straight man character, which wouldn't allow Crews to really flex his muscles creatively.



It would basically be his character from Idiocracy

Underwater
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saspa
07/06/19 2:32:45 PM
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Would probably be the only saving grace of the movie. Make it happen!
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Zeus
07/06/19 2:36:29 PM
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I was hoping for Idris Elba. Elba's whole acting range is stern to angry >_>

Terry Crews would have made a baller genie in Aladdin, though.
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dedbus
07/06/19 5:21:23 PM
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Terry Crews starts alternatingly flexing his pecs creating a tumultuous tempest that topples prince dudes ship which is how fish eyes finds and falls in love.

In the final act Terry crews ascends the seas on a water spout to confront rosie Odonel and throws a stick of old spice at it.
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Jen0125
07/06/19 8:05:32 PM
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Yes or Idris Elba
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KeijiMaedaTiger
07/06/19 8:08:11 PM
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Tom lister
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SonyMichel
07/06/19 8:08:15 PM
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I wouldnt mind The Rock

It not Terry ass Crews!
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Lokarin
07/06/19 8:12:20 PM
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It's gotta be chiuiteioyi eijoifore
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EvilMegas
07/06/19 8:13:00 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Not really - Triton's kind of a straight man character, which wouldn't allow Crews to really flex his muscles creatively.


i see what you did there.
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Keebs05
07/07/19 12:22:03 AM
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Zeus posted...
Terry Crews would have made a baller genie in Aladdin, though.

Will Smith did a pretty good job as the genie, all things considered but Terry would've knocked the genie role out of the park.
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Sarcasthma
07/07/19 12:25:56 AM
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Terry Crews as Ariel, please.
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RedPixel
07/07/19 8:33:59 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Terry Crews as Ariel, please.

Can you imagine replacing Flounder as just a Terry Crews head? Or Sebastian, whatever.
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Fazeo13
07/07/19 9:52:22 AM
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Whut about R Kelly?, The man can sing. He likes to hang out with young girls and is heavy into watersports, getting wet won't be an issue for him.
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Sarcasthma
07/07/19 9:53:45 AM
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RedPixel posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Terry Crews as Ariel, please.

Can you imagine replacing Flounder as just a Terry Crews head? Or Sebastian, whatever.

Instant classic
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trodi_911
07/07/19 11:41:05 AM
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Can we just make Terry Crews every character?
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