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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 6:37:52 PM
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@MabusIncarnate
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@inloveanddeath0
@CanuckCowboy

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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 6:38:53 PM
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 6:38:58 PM
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Tomorrows my bday and I dont even get a tag. Thats fine. Ill just drink till I forget lol
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 6:39:53 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 6:40:06 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Tomorrows my bday and I dont even get a tag. Thats fine. Ill just drink till I forget lol


Fixed.
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 6:40:23 PM
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Fuck yeah. I'm currently having some vodka but I got some tall boys of JR in the fridge too.
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 6:40:57 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Tomorrows my bday and I dont even get a tag. Thats fine. Ill just drink till I forget lol


Fixed.

inloveanddeath0 posted...
@CanuckCowboy


You guys are the best.
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treewojima
07/06/19 6:41:13 PM
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I'm fucking hammered already
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 6:41:21 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Tomorrows my bday and I dont even get a tag. Thats fine. Ill just drink till I forget lol

Happy barfday dude!
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 6:48:36 PM
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Just lost my temper for about 5 minutes "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SWITCH CONTROLLERS!?"

they're ON the switch.... I don't play this thing enough.
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 6:57:24 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Tomorrows my bday and I dont even get a tag. Thats fine. Ill just drink till I forget lol

Happy barfday dude!


Thanks man. Only on beer three right now. I got some work ahead of me.
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/19 6:58:15 PM
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Give me like 4-5 hours and i'll be off work and drinkin'
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 6:59:06 PM
#13:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just lost my temper for about 5 minutes "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SWITCH CONTROLLERS!?"

they're ON the switch.... I don't play this thing enough.


Lol. Been there but not with switch controllers.

Keys in my hand was the worst example.

Friend what are you looking for?

Me my fucking keys. Fuck I hate losing my keys!

Her duuuuuude
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 6:59:43 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Give me like 4-5 hours and i'll be off work and drinkin'


Ill be here and well primed. Lol
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:00:46 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Tomorrows my bday and I dont even get a tag. Thats fine. Ill just drink till I forget lol

Happy barfday dude!


Thanks man. Only on beer three right now. I got some work ahead of me.

You're also 3 hours behind. I think. It's 7 here.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 7:01:56 PM
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Doesn't matter how far behind or ahead you are, it's about how drunk you get.
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:03:34 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Doesn't matter how far behind or ahead you are, it's about how drunk you get.

Sagely wisdom.
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 7:04:50 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Tomorrows my bday and I dont even get a tag. Thats fine. Ill just drink till I forget lol

Happy barfday dude!


Thanks man. Only on beer three right now. I got some work ahead of me.

You're also 3 hours behind. I think. It's 7 here.


a-c-a-b posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Doesn't matter how far behind or ahead you are, it's about how drunk you get.

Sagely wisdom.

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JimCarrysToe
07/06/19 7:06:31 PM
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:09:06 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Just lost my temper for about 5 minutes "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SWITCH CONTROLLERS!?"

they're ON the switch.... I don't play this thing enough.


Lol. Been there but not with switch controllers.

Keys in my hand was the worst example.

Friend what are you looking for?

Me my fucking keys. Fuck I hate losing my keys!

Her duuuuuude

Oh my ive been there
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:09:50 PM
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I'm rewatching the hangover
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:10:23 PM
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"there's a jungle cat In the bathroom"
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 7:10:30 PM
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Im watching ufc

Wanna go for a ride and use the camera I got but its raining like a motherfucker.
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:11:06 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Im watching ufc

Wanna go for a ride and use the camera I got but its raining like a motherfucker.

Ooo I hate rain in the summer due to the humid as fuck weather following
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 7:11:54 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Im watching ufc

Wanna go for a ride and use the camera I got but its raining like a motherfucker.

Ooo I hate rain in the summer due to the humid as fuck weather following


Got like 4 drops of rain today and I can already feel the humidity go up. Doesn't help that it's already 100.
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 7:12:15 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Im watching ufc

Wanna go for a ride and use the camera I got but its raining like a motherfucker.

Ooo I hate rain in the summer due to the humid as fuck weather following


And leading up to. The rain started hes yesterday stopped for this morning and came back hard. Last week at work I was just sweating balls before the rain
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:12:48 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Im watching ufc

Wanna go for a ride and use the camera I got but its raining like a motherfucker.

I love your pics. I'm supremely jealous of where you live. Southern Ontario is lame compared to BC.
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:12:49 PM
#28:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Im watching ufc

Wanna go for a ride and use the camera I got but its raining like a motherfucker.

Ooo I hate rain in the summer due to the humid as fuck weather following


Got like 4 drops of rain today and I can already feel the humidity go up. Doesn't help that it's already 100.

On the 4th it was 90% humid here what Im the flying fuck
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 7:14:07 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Im watching ufc

Wanna go for a ride and use the camera I got but its raining like a motherfucker.

I love your pics. I'm supremely jealous of where you live. Southern Ontario is lame compared to BC.


Thanks man. The Okanagan valley really is the best place to live imo. Spent 6 months in Calgary and it sucked. Lol.

Thats the only other place Ive lived but I doubt Ill leave her again
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:19:11 PM
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:20:18 PM
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:21:53 PM
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I didn't know you were in the Okanagan valley. Have you ever seen Ogopogo?
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:23:15 PM
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Propane propane time to start the game
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:23:58 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I didn't know you were in the Okanagan valley. Have you ever seen Ogopogo?

What is that
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:24:32 PM
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You guys created nickleback
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:26:48 PM
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I'm pissing out of my balls
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:27:52 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
I didn't know you were in the Okanagan valley. Have you ever seen Ogopogo?

What is that

It's like Canada's version of the Loch Ness Monster.
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:29:15 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
I didn't know you were in the Okanagan valley. Have you ever seen Ogopogo?

What is that

It's like Canada's version of the Loch Ness Monster.

Oh
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 7:29:45 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
I'm pissing out of my balls


This might be what you need...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZjQDfdhJQ" data-time="

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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:31:06 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
inloveanddeath0 posted...
I'm pissing out of my balls


This might be what you need...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZjQDfdhJQ" data-time="


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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:31:32 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
You guys created nickleback

Nickleback is a lot more popular in the States than here. Most Canadians consider them to be a national embarrassment
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 7:34:03 PM
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They also created The Trailer Park Boys and that more than makes up for Nickelback.
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:36:17 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They also created The Trailer Park Boys and that more than makes up for Nickelback.

You gotta check out the show Kevin Spencer too. It's another Canadian classic.
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:38:38 PM
#44:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They also created The Trailer Park Boys and that more than makes up for Nickelback.
I mean yeah that show is top tier but now that John dunsworth has passed I'm done with the show
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/06/19 7:39:27 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They also created The Trailer Park Boys and that more than makes up for Nickelback.
I mean yeah that show is top tier but now that John dunsworth has passed I'm done with the show


Yeah I wasn't a real fan of the cartoon. Looks like that golden show is done for.
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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 7:43:45 PM
#46:


a-c-a-b posted...
I didn't know you were in the Okanagan valley. Have you ever seen Ogopogo?


Nah. I know a guy whos pretty solid who swears he did though.

But one I was hitting up a secret lake jump spot once and leaped before I noticed a solid 7 foot sturgeon was right below me near the surface and grazed the guy when I hit the water. Scared the shit out of me. Lol.

Also I now I have a plan for tonight besides drinking alone and listening to tunes watching ufc.

The backstory is Lon but the 140 year old train bridge has been a tourist attraction and had ladders and a gate for jumping off since I was little. Or before then. Short version some drunk idiot got hurt last year and they closed it off this summer (by putting up signs and boarding off the jumping gate like people cant clomb and jump from a waist high rail. Mass community outrage ensued. They backed down and promised to take the signs down and....

Honestly its a long story about beauracratic bs from outside the little town I live in involving lawyers and politicians deciding the whole thing was too risky.... but this little one light town rebelled and the regional district switched up and has now decided to ignore the reports and re open the trestle for jumping.

Except they havent yet.

Anyways..... my new plan for tonight beside music ufc and drinking alone is to go steal the sign.

Itll be like a piece of local history. Lol. Its gonna be great. If I was more vandally Id take a saws all down and cut off their shitty attempt at blocking jumping too.
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Hairy-man
07/06/19 7:45:28 PM
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Im currently having a Corona
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inloveanddeath0
07/06/19 7:48:40 PM
#48:


Hairy-man posted...
Im currently having a Corona

I mean that's okay. Be should drink something better though
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a-c-a-b
07/06/19 7:50:08 PM
#49:


@Johnny_Nutcase

Watch this when you get the chance. If you like it there's 8 seasons. The animation gets a bit better too, but not a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXHoICv8hls" data-time="

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CanuckCowboy
07/06/19 7:52:01 PM
#50:


Imma listen to propaghandi when I steal the sign and be a hero of civil disobedience.
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