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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 8:31:33 PM
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Accidentally ate something that had crushed cashews in it and I'm allergic. I've been chomping benadryl and ice to keep the swelling down. Luckily my throat hasn't closed so I think my reaction isn't as bad as it used to be, but still >_> My epi-pen is in my car cuz I'm a smart person. I'm taking a train there now but I don't think I'll need to self-administer myself at all.

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gunplagirl
07/06/19 8:34:45 PM
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So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :(
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 8:35:27 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :(

I guess I'll stop posting
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Yao
07/06/19 8:36:10 PM
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Man killed by nut
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Ivynn
07/06/19 8:41:43 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
gunplagirl posted...
So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :(

I guess I'll stop posting


How many days will you have to not be posting before we can assume you are dead
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EverDownward
07/06/19 8:42:43 PM
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Obviously call for help if it gets bad. Hell, I'd still call for help anyways.
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DrizztLink
07/06/19 8:43:54 PM
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'Twas nuts that killed the titty meister.

Stay safe man.
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Ivynn
07/06/19 8:45:01 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
'Twas nuts that killed the titty meister.

Stay safe man.


He died how he lived.

By NUT
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gunplagirl
07/06/19 8:46:38 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
gunplagirl posted...
So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :(

I guess I'll stop posting

No contingency plans? :(
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LostForest
07/06/19 8:46:45 PM
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Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus.
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 8:49:30 PM
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LostForest posted...
Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus.

Im an EMT. BLS units don't carry epi in this state
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 8:52:12 PM
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I definitely would call one if it felt necessary but so far the symptoms are manageable and I'm 10 mins from the train reaching my epi pen in case I need it.
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/19 8:57:04 PM
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What did I tell you about stuffing nuts in your mouth?
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slimjimfizzle
07/06/19 8:57:11 PM
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His life is one big dong party and he dies by nuts

Rip titty bro
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Yao
07/06/19 9:02:34 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
LostForest posted...
Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus.

Im an EMT. BLS units don't carry epi in this state


Oh you're an EMT?
Okay so you get a call and you arrive and this person in need of CPR like stat but before you go mouth to mouth you see they have a mouth full of nuts do you do it
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MabusIncarnate
07/06/19 9:05:04 PM
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Yao posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
LostForest posted...
Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus.

Im an EMT. BLS units don't carry epi in this state


Oh you're an EMT?
Okay so you get a call and you arrive and this person in need of CPR like stat but before you go mouth to mouth you see they have a mouth full of nuts do you do it

Oh great scenario out of left field from Yao.

Eagerly awaiting the answer.
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DrizztLink
07/06/19 9:08:59 PM
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I think current standards don't do mouth to mouth at all, just compressions.
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BigHentaiBoobie
07/06/19 9:15:00 PM
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You ok, TC?
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LostForest
07/06/19 9:37:53 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
LostForest posted...
Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus.

Im an EMT. BLS units don't carry epi in this state


Lol what? Where the hell do you live? Any level of EMT can administer epi here in NY.
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slimjimfizzle
07/06/19 9:39:07 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I think current standards don't do mouth to mouth at all, just compressions.

Ok new scenario. You get called to a person needing cpr but there covered in peanut butter. How do you proceed
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LostForest
07/06/19 9:39:46 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I think current standards don't do mouth to mouth at all, just compressions.


This. They use BVMs for breaths. Either your squeeze a bag to make air, or you place a mask on their face and breathe into that.
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Yao
07/06/19 9:44:29 PM
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LostForest posted...
DrizztLink posted...
I think current standards don't do mouth to mouth at all, just compressions.


This. They use BVMs for breaths. Either your squeeze a bag to make air, or you place a mask on their face and breathe into that.


What if the mask is covered in nuts
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 9:55:31 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Yao posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
LostForest posted...
Literally call a fucking ambulance. EMS stocks epi-pens on every apparatus.

Im an EMT. BLS units don't carry epi in this state


Oh you're an EMT?
Okay so you get a call and you arrive and this person in need of CPR like stat but before you go mouth to mouth you see they have a mouth full of nuts do you do it

Oh great scenario out of left field from Yao.

Eagerly awaiting the answer.

Trick question. You don't go mouth to mouth cuz you dont kniw what the fuck they have. You use a bag valve mask
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 9:55:54 PM
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Ivynn posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
gunplagirl posted...
So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :(

I guess I'll stop posting


How many days will you have to not be posting before we can assume you are dead

idk, I ain't your mum. Figure it out lol
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 9:56:43 PM
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slimjimfizzle posted...
DrizztLink posted...
I think current standards don't do mouth to mouth at all, just compressions.

Ok new scenario. You get called to a person needing cpr but there covered in peanut butter. How do you proceed

Well I guess he's just fucked then lol
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 9:57:32 PM
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BigHentaiBoobie posted...
You ok, TC?

Yeah, i have my epipen with me and I'mjust chomping on ice. The worst is over now i think
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LostForest
07/06/19 10:15:36 PM
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Seriously though TC I'm curious. What state are you in that BLS cant use epi? I was an EMS lieutenant in a fire dept for years and the thought of keeping such a no-brainer out of BLS is bizarre.
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OctaviaMeIody69
07/06/19 10:17:21 PM
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If you didn't have an immediate reaction you're likely in the clear.
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 10:18:22 PM
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OctaviaMeIody69 posted...
If you didn't have an immediate reaction you're likely in the clear.

Yeah, I figured since I didn't collapse in the first hour, I'm probably in the clear >_>
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Panthera
07/06/19 10:22:02 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
gunplagirl posted...
So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :(

I guess I'll stop posting

No contingency plans? :(


Don't worry. 48 hours from now I'll make a topic saying that large breasts are ugly and unappealing. If he doesn't show up to yell at me, we'll know it didn't work out.
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NeonOctopus
07/06/19 10:30:44 PM
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I'm still nervous about going to sleep though. I'm tired as hell cuz I literally took 75mg of benadryl. I have my epi by my bed if I need it
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slimjimfizzle
07/06/19 11:10:11 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
DrizztLink posted...
I think current standards don't do mouth to mouth at all, just compressions.

Ok new scenario. You get called to a person needing cpr but there covered in peanut butter. How do you proceed

Well I guess he's just fucked then lol

Damn.

*wipes peanut butter off*
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Yao
07/06/19 11:10:54 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I'm still nervous about going to sleep though. I'm tired as hell cuz I literally took 75mg of benadryl. I have my epi by my bed if I need it


Benadryl and a fee beers will put you right out and you'll sleep like a baby man
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slimjimfizzle
07/07/19 12:12:13 AM
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Yao posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
I'm still nervous about going to sleep though. I'm tired as hell cuz I literally took 75mg of benadryl. I have my epi by my bed if I need it


Benadryl and a fee beers will put you right out and you'll sleep like a baby man

Da fucks a baby man?
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JimCarrysToe
07/07/19 12:44:17 AM
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Would you fuck death?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/07/19 12:49:27 AM
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Just call emergency services and let them use an epi pen on you.

Dying because your pride prevented you from seeking help is pathetic and sad.
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muchdran
07/07/19 12:50:32 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
So in the unfortunate event you were to die, how would CE ever find out? :(

Ted wheeler would put his head in the sand
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NeonOctopus
07/07/19 6:36:13 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Just call emergency services and let them use an epi pen on you.

Dying because your pride prevented you from seeking help is pathetic and sad.

That's not how epipens work >_> The epipen only lasts like 10-15 minutes before it wears off. It's a waste to use it if I'm not having any trouble breathing.
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NeonOctopus
07/07/19 11:02:17 AM
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JE19426
07/07/19 11:06:38 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
That's not how epipens work >_> The epipen only lasts like 10-15 minutes before it wears off. It's a waste to use it if I'm not having any trouble breathing.


Get 100 EpiPen and use one every ten minutes until you die, pass out, or run out.
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NeonOctopus
07/07/19 11:17:02 AM
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JE19426 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
That's not how epipens work >_> The epipen only lasts like 10-15 minutes before it wears off. It's a waste to use it if I'm not having any trouble breathing.


Get 100 EpiPen and use one every ten minutes until you die, pass out, or run out.

Genius
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0xDEFECADE
07/07/19 11:22:09 AM
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glad you made it
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yunalenne10
07/07/19 11:23:02 AM
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What exactly did you eat? Will you sue?
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slimjimfizzle
07/07/19 11:29:46 AM
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0xDEFECADE posted...
glad you made it

Are we sure he did
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ssj3vegeta2
07/07/19 11:32:39 AM
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Lebronwon
07/07/19 11:33:56 AM
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RIP TC. Literally might die from Deez Nuts
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NeonOctopus
07/07/19 11:34:38 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
What exactly did you eat? Will you sue?

Why the fuck would I sue?
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NeonOctopus
07/07/19 11:34:57 AM
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spikethedevil
07/07/19 11:35:42 AM
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If TC is American he probably doesn't have the money for an Ambulance.
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