Poll of the Day > I got a beach date tomorrow

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-Komaiko54-
07/08/19 2:11:16 PM
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This THICC bbw teen coming to my state at the beach. She staying with her grams so we won't have any privacy do diddle daddle, you know what I'm dallying? but what else should I do y'all I'm a little rusty.
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Jen0125
07/08/19 3:20:41 PM
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Did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you
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The_tall_midget
07/08/19 3:32:02 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you


Apparently alcohol problems seem to happen to some people... Right?
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-Komaiko54-
07/08/19 4:28:46 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you


what makes you say that

The_tall_midget posted...
Apparently alcohol problems seem to happen to some people... Right?


I wish I could have alcohol problems. I foresee myself becoming the biggest drunkard around
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ClarkDuke
07/08/19 4:42:18 PM
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bring a friend for the grandmother, everyone gets laid, ok?
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Bugmeat
07/08/19 4:43:39 PM
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Wear plenty of sunscreen.


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Jen0125
07/08/19 5:02:48 PM
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The_tall_midget posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you


Apparently alcohol problems seem to happen to some people... Right?


Yes
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streamofthesky
07/08/19 5:20:36 PM
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Your aunt's still a teen? You sure she didn't lie about her age to you?
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-Komaiko54-
07/08/19 5:22:38 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Wear plenty of sunscreen.



Isn't that for nerds?
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LinkPizza
07/08/19 5:24:00 PM
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Rehoboth?
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-Komaiko54-
07/08/19 5:26:14 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Rehoboth?


Good guess, but no it's Bethany, the lesser known sister of Rehoboth
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JazzMasterZero
07/08/19 10:36:51 PM
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I think you should get Hellraisin and Girlchasin tattooed above your ass to show off at the beach. Chics love tats.
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-Komaiko54-
07/09/19 1:16:00 AM
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aaah I'm so nervous quick what should I pack. I brought the large magnums just incase ;)

JazzMasterZero posted...
Hellraisin and Girlchasin


What's that supposed to mean?
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Monopoman
07/09/19 2:03:11 AM
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If you have sex on the beach it usually puts sand into places you didn't know existed.
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Kyuubi4269
07/09/19 4:58:16 AM
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Imagine the laughing when she sees his knob buried in fold after fold of latex.
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-Komaiko54-
07/09/19 9:12:55 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Imagine the laughing when she sees his knob buried in fold after fold of latex.


What?
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LinkPizza
07/09/19 12:36:10 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Imagine the laughing when she sees his knob buried in fold after fold of latex.


What?

I think hes saying you should have got small sized condoms since large magnum condoms on you would be like Shaqs shirt on an infant...
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SkynyrdRocker
07/09/19 4:01:14 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Imagine the laughing when she sees his knob buried in fold after fold of latex.


What?

I think hes saying you should have got small sized condoms since large magnum condoms on you would be like Shaqs shirt on an infant...

Lmao
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