Current Events > I'm constantly injuring myself in the most mundane ways

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rattlesnake30
07/18/19 5:37:12 PM
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Two weeks ago I hurt my knee picking up a sock.

This past sunday I hit my hand against a railing while I was walking fast down stairs. My finger still hurts.

I dont take part in any risky behavior but I'm always clumsily hurting myself.
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JimCarrysToe
07/18/19 5:46:23 PM
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I accidentally stabbed myself with a steak knife sitting down, I know the pain.
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specialkid8
07/20/19 8:55:40 PM
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I knew a guy who tore his ACL getting out of bed once.
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MabusIncarnate
07/20/19 8:57:23 PM
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There was an MLB player that once injured himself holding in a sneeze. I think he fractured a rib.
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