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CapnMuffin 07/20/19 3:05:52 PM #1:	The way to a womans bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and youre in. Well, well. We meet again, Leela, only this time, Im the one judging the sausage. If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish. Shes built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro. Branniganss Law is like Brannigans love. Hard and fast. My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think. Champaggin? --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:924948209] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>The way to a womans bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and youre in. Well, well. We meet again, Leela, only this time, Im the one judging the sausage. If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish. Shes built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro. Branniganss Law is like Brannigans love. Hard and fast. My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think. Champaggin? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 07/20/19 3:06:07 PM #2:	Stop exploding YOU COWARDS --- The best posts, believe me. <cite>Caution999 posted [p:924948217] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>Stop exploding YOU COWARDS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 07/20/19 3:07:10 PM #3:	I have made it with a woman! Inform the men. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:924948263] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>I have made it with a woman! Inform the men.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/20/19 3:08:19 PM #4:	CapnMuffin posted... If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Best one --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:924948300] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. </quote> Best one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 07/20/19 3:09:17 PM #5:	Caution999 posted... Stop exploding YOU COWARDS --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:924948340] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>Stop exploding YOU COWARDS</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom_Nook 07/20/19 3:09:46 PM #6:	Spare me your space age techno babble, Attila the Hun! --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Phantom_Nook posted [p:924948353] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>Spare me your space age techno babble, Attila the Hun!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mormaurd 07/20/19 4:21:26 PM #7:	You disgust me! Go on. --- https://imgtc.com/i/Rzh8qPo.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/2gwOHbD.jpg <cite>Mormaurd posted [p:924950855] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>You disgust me! Go on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 07/20/19 4:23:31 PM #8:	In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:924950921] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpShaft 07/20/19 4:31:14 PM #9:	What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? --- I lost the game. <cite>OpShaft posted [p:924951177] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spellz2113 07/20/19 4:57:53 PM #10:	CapnMuffin posted... Champaggin? Its pronounced champagne --- I'm only echoes of the man that I'm supposed to be <cite>Spellz2113 posted [p:924952119] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>Champaggin?</quote> Its pronounced champagne</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 07/20/19 5:11:59 PM #11:	When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission. --- https://imgtc.com/i/XW7Qado.png https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:924952647] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote>When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/20/19 6:12:02 PM #12:	Spellz2113 posted... CapnMuffin posted... Champaggin? Its pronounced champagne OH GOD NO --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:924954766] in Zapp Brann... [t:77877397]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spellz2113 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>Champaggin?</quote> Its pronounced champagne</quote> OH GOD NO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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