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Blue_Inigo
07/27/19 8:38:11 PM
#1:


The fucker carries an Aerodactyl, Gyrados, and Charizard. He's a fucking sham. Disgrace. Fake. Phony.

He just likes things that sorta kinda look like dragons.
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Evening_Dragon
07/27/19 8:38:30 PM
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He must like your mom lmao
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Blue_Inigo
07/27/19 8:39:00 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
He must like your mom lmao

.....My mom is a dragon?
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Vicious_Dios
07/27/19 8:39:59 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
He must like your mom lmao


DEAD
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Deadpool_18
07/27/19 8:41:05 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
He must like your mom lmao


Fucking lol
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Dampproof
07/27/19 8:41:53 PM
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gunplagirl
07/27/19 8:43:10 PM
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Charizard is a dragon. Not by typing but breeding group. Same with Gyarados.

Not so much Aerodactyl, that's just for type coverage because he definitely didn't have enough flying types lol.
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Duncanwii
07/27/19 8:44:27 PM
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He cheats too because Aerodactyl can't legitimately learn one of its moves in gen 2.
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No_U_L7
07/27/19 8:44:49 PM
#9:


Duncanwii posted...
He cheats too because Aerodactyl can't legitimately learn one of its moves in gen 2.


ancient power...?

his aero only has 3 moves in gen 1 so maybe it evens out
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Duncanwii
07/27/19 8:45:38 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
He cheats too because Aerodactyl can't legitimately learn one of its moves in gen 2.


ancient power...?

his aero only has 3 moves in gen 1 so maybe it evens out

Rock Slide

Also Lance's Aerodactly has 4 moves including the offending Rock Slide.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lance#Pok.C3.A9mon_Gold.2C_Silver.2C_and_Crystal
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ultimate reaver
07/27/19 8:46:31 PM
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more like bad dragon master
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PowerOats
07/27/19 8:48:06 PM
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It's either that or literally a team of Dragonites

Gen 2 gave him 3 Dragonites
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No_U_L7
07/27/19 8:51:08 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
He cheats too because Aerodactyl can't legitimately learn one of its moves in gen 2.


ancient power...?

his aero only has 3 moves in gen 1 so maybe it evens out

Rock Slide

Also Lance's Aerodactly has 4 moves including the offending Rock Slide.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lance#Pok.C3.A9mon_Gold.2C_Silver.2C_and_Crystal


I forgot which elite 4 member only had 3 moves on one of their mons. I took a ditto in just to check. I think it was Gary's eggexcutor, he evolved it too soon
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No_U_L7
07/27/19 8:51:38 PM
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PowerOats posted...
It's either that or literally a team of Dragonites

Gen 2 gave him 3 Dragonites


And their levels were too low to be that evolved, still cheating lmao
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gunplagirl
07/27/19 8:53:26 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
PowerOats posted...
It's either that or literally a team of Dragonites

Gen 2 gave him 3 Dragonites


And their levels were too low to be that evolved, still cheating lmao


Not true, in gen 5 you can catch a level 5 Seismitoad and even low level Dragonite. Just means that he caught them fully evolved.
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Reis
07/27/19 8:53:40 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
He must like your mom lmao

lmao this is completely uncalled for
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No_U_L7
07/27/19 8:56:22 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
PowerOats posted...
It's either that or literally a team of Dragonites

Gen 2 gave him 3 Dragonites


And their levels were too low to be that evolved, still cheating lmao


Not true, in gen 5 you can catch a level 5 Seismitoad and even low level Dragonite. Just means that he caught them fully evolved.


Where can you catch dragonite that low level?
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inTaCtfuL
07/27/19 9:02:09 PM
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Flying type master
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Evening_Dragon
07/27/19 9:06:32 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
PowerOats posted...
It's either that or literally a team of Dragonites

Gen 2 gave him 3 Dragonites


And their levels were too low to be that evolved, still cheating lmao


Not true, in gen 5 you can catch a level 5 Seismitoad and even low level Dragonite. Just means that he caught them fully evolved.


Where can you catch dragonite that low level?


No idea in gen 5, sounds like a dream world thing. You can chain for level 1 fully evolved dragons in gen 7.
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No_U_L7
07/27/19 9:07:11 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
No idea in gen 5, sounds like a dream world thing. You can chain for level 1 fully evolved dragons in gen 7.


that's dumb lol
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alimajor
07/27/19 9:38:16 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
He must like your mom lmao


DEAD
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gunplagirl
07/27/19 11:17:06 PM
#23:


No_U_L7 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
PowerOats posted...
It's either that or literally a team of Dragonites

Gen 2 gave him 3 Dragonites


And their levels were too low to be that evolved, still cheating lmao


Not true, in gen 5 you can catch a level 5 Seismitoad and even low level Dragonite. Just means that he caught them fully evolved.


Where can you catch dragonite that low level?


Dragonspiral tower 1% fishing rate for a Dragonite, level range of 50-70
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No_U_L7
07/27/19 11:18:45 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Dragonspiral tower 1% fishing rate for a Dragonite, level range of 50-70


his dragonites were level 47 lol

high highest was level 50

that game really botched the level creep
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Distant_Rainbow
07/27/19 11:21:28 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Evening_Dragon posted...
He must like your mom lmao

.....My mom is a dragon?


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EdgeMaster
07/28/19 3:01:43 PM
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No one gonna mention his dragonite had barrier in gen1... and dragonote still cant learn barrier iirc. I must be old.
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Garioshi
07/28/19 3:02:24 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
He must like your mom lmao
Fucking headshot lmao

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kuwab0
07/28/19 3:18:41 PM
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Touch
07/28/19 3:20:01 PM
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Hey guys I saw smoke coming from here is everyone okay
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