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E32005
07/31/19 1:11:58 PM
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GoodOlJr
07/31/19 1:12:43 PM
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The latters a bigger burn

I think 5'8" and up is a decent enough height
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Sada_Pop
07/31/19 1:14:46 PM
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GoodOlJr posted...
The latters a bigger burn

I think 5'8" and up is a decent enough height


It's really not
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GoodOlJr
07/31/19 1:17:15 PM
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Im 6'2" generally guys 5'9"/5'11" dont look short to me

5'8" I was being generous

Imma nice guy
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Turtlebread
07/31/19 1:18:18 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
GoodOlJr posted...
The latters a bigger burn

I think 5'8" and up is a decent enough height


It's really not


True, most girls wont look at you unless youre 64 or above
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eston
07/31/19 1:19:45 PM
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A woman who is over 6 feet tall could easily be more than 200 lbs., and I loves me some tall women

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KBGiantsfan
07/31/19 1:20:25 PM
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I'm 40 years old, literally 5'11 and have literally never heard anyone refer me to as anything but tall in my entire life.
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KINDERFELD
07/31/19 1:23:28 PM
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What about when his height starts with 5 and his weight starts with 2...

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Balrog0
07/31/19 1:23:43 PM
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I wish I could find a picture of that scene in party down with the college republicans where the short guy tells them to make fun of him for being short and he's like "I know and that's why i try harder"

that's me
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Vladimir
07/31/19 1:27:06 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
What about when his height starts with 5 and his weight starts with 2...


Im 511, 215 pounds but you wouldnt guess that I weigh that much.
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PIITB415
07/31/19 1:27:51 PM
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Vladimir posted...
KINDERFELD posted...
What about when his height starts with 5 and his weight starts with 2...


Im 511, 215 pounds but you wouldnt guess that I weigh that much.


Sure buddy, keep lying to yourself.
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KINDERFELD
07/31/19 1:28:36 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Sure buddy, keep lying to yourself.


His penis size probably begins with a 6...

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 1:28:36 PM
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When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect? The only guys they convinced it really mattered to are the anti-social men who weren't getting play for other reasons. Maybe it gets the ball passed to you a couple more times overall, but you know you gotta do something with that ball once it's passed. Bragging about height to a message board of dudes isn't really a good use of that extra advantage lol.
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Twin3Turbo
07/31/19 1:34:32 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
It's really not
It really is.

Any dude thats like 5' 7 or taller, and using that as an excuse as to why you can't get any women, I can guarantee that it's not your height that's the issue.

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GoodOlJr
07/31/19 1:36:05 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect? The only guys they convinced it really mattered to are the anti-social men who weren't getting play for other reasons. Maybe it gets the ball passed to you a couple more times overall, but you know you gotta do something with that ball once it's passed. Bragging about height to a message board of dudes isn't really a good use of that extra advantage lol.


Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect?


Not a thing
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BigHentaiBoobie
07/31/19 1:37:51 PM
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4'2"
320 lbs
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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 1:38:54 PM
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GoodOlJr posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect? The only guys they convinced it really mattered to are the anti-social men who weren't getting play for other reasons. Maybe it gets the ball passed to you a couple more times overall, but you know you gotta do something with that ball once it's passed. Bragging about height to a message board of dudes isn't really a good use of that extra advantage lol.


Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect?


Not a thing


Good argument. You persuaded me
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Middle hope
07/31/19 1:39:23 PM
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GoodOlJr
07/31/19 1:43:05 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
GoodOlJr posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect? The only guys they convinced it really mattered to are the anti-social men who weren't getting play for other reasons. Maybe it gets the ball passed to you a couple more times overall, but you know you gotta do something with that ball once it's passed. Bragging about height to a message board of dudes isn't really a good use of that extra advantage lol.


Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect?


Not a thing


Good argument. You persuaded me


I have an argument

Tall guys tend to be more low key, passive, even maybe more nerdy awkward

I dont see tall people as the chads

Im talking 6'1" and up
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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/31/19 1:46:12 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect? The only guys they convinced it really mattered to are the anti-social men who weren't getting play for other reasons. Maybe it gets the ball passed to you a couple more times overall, but you know you gotta do something with that ball once it's passed. Bragging about height to a message board of dudes isn't really a good use of that extra advantage lol.


Lolol calls someone else insecure, pulls some weird insecurities out of nothing
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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 1:56:32 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect? The only guys they convinced it really mattered to are the anti-social men who weren't getting play for other reasons. Maybe it gets the ball passed to you a couple more times overall, but you know you gotta do something with that ball once it's passed. Bragging about height to a message board of dudes isn't really a good use of that extra advantage lol.


Lolol calls someone else insecure, pulls some weird insecurities out of nothing


Name those insecurities you're talking about.

GoodOlJr posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
GoodOlJr posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect? The only guys they convinced it really mattered to are the anti-social men who weren't getting play for other reasons. Maybe it gets the ball passed to you a couple more times overall, but you know you gotta do something with that ball once it's passed. Bragging about height to a message board of dudes isn't really a good use of that extra advantage lol.


Lost_All_Senses posted...
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect?


Not a thing


Good argument. You persuaded me


I have an argument

Tall guys tend to be more low key, passive, even maybe more nerdy awkward

I dont see tall people as the chads

Im talking 6'1" and up


Lol @ acting like those traits have anything to do with height. There is literally those people in every demographic. You basically described me before I got some confidence back iny life.
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NeonOctopus
07/31/19 1:57:53 PM
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I loved that social media burn lol

And then the fact that her friend immediately comes in and tells him he's a piece of shit is pretty funny
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GoodOlJr
07/31/19 2:02:13 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lol @ acting like those traits have anything to do with height.


Lost_All_Senses posted...

Gtfo dont reply to me again
When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 2:03:13 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I loved that social media burn lol


Staying on the specific topic, I definitely agree. Gain perspective or keep getting torched. The way she reacted made me think she decided on the latter
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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 2:05:41 PM
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GoodOlJr posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lol @ acting like those traits have anything to do with height.


Lost_All_Senses posted...

When did tall guys become so insecure they felt they have to completely rely on that one aspect


Gtfo dont reply to me again


Lol, you really thought you had something here? "Don't reply to me cause I can't reach any further"
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thronedfire2
07/31/19 2:09:04 PM
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I'm 5'11" and most women say I'm tall since most of them are short

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 2:10:49 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I'm 5'11" and most women say I'm tall since most of them are short


Im Mexican and 5"9. Ive spent my whole life convincing my family Im dead average and not in any way tall. Im also skinny as hell, so any extra height would just make me look goofy.
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The_Numerous
07/31/19 2:12:39 PM
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I had a friend once that was like 5 foot 2 or 5 foot 4 and bitches would push aside the 6 foot 4 guys to get to him
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ThyCorndog
07/31/19 2:13:37 PM
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i'm 6'3" and don't feel particularly tall tbh. I see lots of people around that height and sometimes (not super often but daily is often enough) taller than me
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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 2:17:34 PM
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The_Numerous posted...
I had a friend once that was like 5 foot 2 or 5 foot 4 and bitches would push aside the 6 foot 4 guys to get to him


I mean, Im considered tall in my family at 5'9", yet Im pretty much the only one without kids/multiple baby mommas >_>.
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Cobra1010
07/31/19 2:24:21 PM
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I'm 5'10 or 5'11 never really measured with them proper height measures at the doctors. I think it's smack bang in the average in uk. But I still feel short. Maybe i notice people who are taller than me more. Or maybe my eye level is in the middle of my head so even people who are same height as me, will always look taller.

Anyway, I wish to be 6'1 or 6'2. But I don't want to be any taller than that. No penis joke but a couple inches in height is a massive difference especially when you stand next to others.
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Balrog0
07/31/19 2:31:02 PM
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I'd rather have a bigger dick than be taller, personally, even though compared to the average my height is shorter than my dick
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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 2:52:06 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
I'd rather have a bigger dick than be taller, personally, even though compared to the average my height is shorter than my dick


Where's that chart? Im interested to see where Im at
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ThanksUglyGod
07/31/19 2:57:54 PM
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I prefer the "Your mcm thinks being 6'2 is a personality type"
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LostForest
07/31/19 3:00:16 PM
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I've never seen so many fuckboy posts in one place before. I feel like I need to shower after reading through this thread lol.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 3:07:28 PM
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LostForest posted...
I've never seen so many fuckboy posts in one place before. I feel like I need to shower after reading through this thread lol.


Are you implying people in here are getting sex while also mooching off women? Cause that's a pretty big compliment for a CEman.
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LostForest
07/31/19 3:08:19 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Are you implying people in here are getting sex while also mooching off women? Cause that's a pretty big compliment for a CEman.


That uh, that's not what a fuckboy is.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 3:12:57 PM
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LostForest posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Are you implying people in here are getting sex while also mooching off women? Cause that's a pretty big compliment for a CEman.


That uh, that's not what a fuckboy is.


It's exactly what it is. I've known that term for like 10 years. The internet got a hold of it and are currently changing the meaning. Im trying to hold onto the original meaning before it's all but gone lol. So you're probably not wrong by todays standards but I refuse to lose another word as of now >_>. Im sure Ill eventually be forced to adapt
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AlephZero
07/31/19 3:15:37 PM
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manlets rise up
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Balrog0
07/31/19 3:20:19 PM
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AlephZero posted...
manlets rise up


i cant reach
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/31/19 3:21:22 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
AlephZero posted...
manlets rise up


i cant reach

Damn this was a great response tbh
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dave_is_slick
07/31/19 3:29:57 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
LostForest posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Are you implying people in here are getting sex while also mooching off women? Cause that's a pretty big compliment for a CEman.


That uh, that's not what a fuckboy is.


It's exactly what it is. I've known that term for like 10 years. The internet got a hold of it and are currently changing the meaning. Im trying to hold onto the original meaning before it's all but gone lol. So you're probably not wrong by todays standards but I refuse to lose another word as of now >_>. Im sure Ill eventually be forced to adapt

That is how words work.
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E32005
07/31/19 3:32:49 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Balrog0 posted...
AlephZero posted...
manlets rise up


i cant reach

Damn this was a great response tbh

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Firewerx
07/31/19 3:52:48 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
GoodOlJr posted...
The latters a bigger burn

I think 5'8" and up is a decent enough height


It's really not


True, most girls wont look at you unless youre 64 or above


This is why there's a demographic crisis. Practically no one below 6'4 is forming relationships or starting families. Scientists are at a loss to explain how the shortness gene is even passed down, because only males taller than 6 foot have any opportunity to breed.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/19 3:57:48 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
LostForest posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Are you implying people in here are getting sex while also mooching off women? Cause that's a pretty big compliment for a CEman.


That uh, that's not what a fuckboy is.


It's exactly what it is. I've known that term for like 10 years. The internet got a hold of it and are currently changing the meaning. Im trying to hold onto the original meaning before it's all but gone lol. So you're probably not wrong by todays standards but I refuse to lose another word as of now >_>. Im sure Ill eventually be forced to adapt

That is how words work.


Was it not clear I slowly came to terms with that over the course of that post? He said "That's not what it means" tho, so I clarified. Can't I flex my ebonics muscle?
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Bishop9800
07/31/19 4:07:43 PM
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Firewerx posted...


This is why there's a demographic crisis. Practically no one below 6'4 is forming relationships or starting families. Scientists are at a loss to explain how the shortness gene is even passed down, because only males taller than 6 foot have any opportunity to breed.


Now that's funny

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DevsBro
07/31/19 4:11:25 PM
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I"m 5'10" and feel short as hell most of the time.
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