Current Events > I just came back from bowling and omfgehh a HOT white girl fell on my lap lol

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ssj3vegeta
08/03/19 11:55:46 PM
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Me and a few friends had one lane, and some strangers were in da other half of da lane and dey were kinda wild/probably a but drunk lol. You know how weekend nights always has music and its dark and shit right? well some HOT white chick with beautiful long blonde hair, wearing short jean shorts, a short tank top and a choker was dancing to da music like a wild woman when she slipped i guess(I wasn't looking at her, i was watching my friend bowl) and she fell back HARD on my lap and stayed dere for like 4 seconds until she went WTF happened and got up said sorry and went to go sit down in da other sitting area XD

She didn't dance dat much after dat, but damn did I find dat hot, I fucking love white women. I don't think i'll ever forget dis feeling, white women do feel better tbh
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SSJGrimReaper
08/04/19 12:04:30 AM
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Me and a few friends had one lane, and some strangers were in da other half of da lane and dey were kinda wild/probably a but drunk lol. You know how weekend nights always has music and its dark and shit right? well some HOT vegy with beautiful long blonde hair, wearing short jean shorts, a short tank top and a choker was dancing to da music like a wild vegy when he slipped i guess(I wasn't looking at him, i was watching my friend bowl) and he fell back HARD on my lap and stayed dere for like 4 minutes until he went WTF happened and got up said sorry and went to go sit down in da other sitting area XD

He didn't dance dat much after dat, but damn did I find dat hot, I fucking love vegy. I don't think i'll ever forget dis feeling, vegy do feel better tbh
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Omasitor Hain
08/04/19 12:08:16 AM
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Racist.
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ssj3vegeta
08/04/19 12:09:46 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Me and a few friends had one lane, and some strangers were in da other half of da lane and dey were kinda wild/probably a but drunk lol. You know how weekend nights always has music and its dark and shit right? well some HOT vegy with beautiful long blonde hair, wearing short jean shorts, a short tank top and a choker was dancing to da music like a wild vegy when he slipped i guess(I wasn't looking at him, i was watching my friend bowl) and he fell back HARD on my lap and stayed dere for like 4 minutes until he went WTF happened and got up said sorry and went to go sit down in da other sitting area XD

He didn't dance dat much after dat, but damn did I find dat hot, I fucking love vegy. I don't think i'll ever forget dis feeling, vegy do feel better tbh

>__________>

Omasitor Hain posted...
Racist.

Who?
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SSJGrimReaper
08/04/19 12:12:40 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
>__________>

check your PMs
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Omasitor Hain
08/04/19 12:12:48 AM
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ssj3vegeta
08/04/19 12:13:36 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
>__________>

check your PMs

wow you actually sent something dis time

i'm afraid to click >_>

Omasitor Hain posted...

i've finally done it!!
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Omasitor Hain
08/04/19 12:17:28 AM
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You've always done it.
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ssj3vegeta
08/04/19 12:19:52 AM
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I wish she had been my girlfriend and i had my hands around her tits while she was on my lap and hnnnnng
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Kpt_Kapowski
08/04/19 12:20:37 AM
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ssj3vegeta
08/04/19 12:22:25 AM
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Panthera
08/04/19 12:23:14 AM
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Sounds a lot like something that happened to me tonight. I knew I shouldn't have let my friends talk me into dressing like a woman...
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Omasitor Hain
08/04/19 12:24:41 AM
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This topic makes me feel like an alive human.
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ZeroKelvin
08/04/19 12:26:07 AM
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Kpt_Kapowski posted...
Creep

As if this couldnt be ascertained from his hundreds of other creepy topics hes posted lol
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ssj3vegeta
08/04/19 12:34:53 AM
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Panthera posted...
Sounds a lot like something that happened to me tonight. I knew I shouldn't have let my friends talk me into dressing like a woman...

did you look cute at least?

Omasitor Hain posted...
This topic makes me feel like an alive human.

niiice

ZeroKelvin posted...
Kpt_Kapowski posted...
Creep

As if this couldnt be ascertained from his hundreds of other creepy topics hes posted lol

she fell on me doe, i loved it doe and wouldn't mind if she fell again
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Omasitor Hain
08/04/19 12:41:19 AM
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This world never appreciates the simple things like a white woman accidentally falling into your lap. Bunch of racists.
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No_U_L7
08/04/19 1:02:41 AM
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narrator: and that was the closest vegy would ever get to having sex

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ssj3vegeta_
08/04/19 1:06:10 AM
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Omasitor Hain
08/04/19 1:06:58 AM
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It was if you came, Vegy.
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ssj3vegeta
08/04/19 11:40:11 AM
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Kpt_Kapowski
08/04/19 1:25:36 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
fuck, i can still feel her on my lap sometimes

she was meant to be dere tbh


Does she get a say in that?
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Lost_All_Senses
08/04/19 1:30:00 PM
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Who would of thought posting half naked girls all day was the less creepy side of you...
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Shablagoo
08/04/19 1:34:52 PM
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Was it HER that fell head-over-heels into your lap, or YOU that swept her off her feet?

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SSJGrimReaper
08/04/19 1:38:13 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
fuck, i can still feel her on my lap sometimes

she was meant to be dere tbh

do you think she went to bed last night thinking about that moment
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