Current Events > McDonalds goes to paper straws to be 'eco friendly'... they can't be recycled

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s0nicfan
08/05/19 10:59:03 AM
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https://www.bbc.com/news/business-49234054

Turns out they had to make them thicker to make it work with shakes, but the added thickness makes them too difficult to recycle.

McDonald's new paper straws - described as "eco-friendly" by the US fast food giant - cannot be recycled.

Last year, it axed plastic straws, even though they were recyclable, in all its UK branches as part of a green drive.

But the US fast food giant says the new paper straws are not yet easy to recycle and should be put into general waste.


But some customers were unhappy with the new straws, saying they dissolved before a drink could be finished, with milkshakes particularly hard to drink.

"As a result of customer feedback, we have strengthened our paper straws, so while the materials are recyclable, their current thickness makes it difficult for them to be processed by our waste solution providers, who also help us recycle our paper cups," a McDonald's spokesman said.

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Skye Reynolds
08/05/19 10:59:40 AM
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they McFucked up
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jjp05c
08/05/19 11:00:06 AM
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But they degrade. Unlike plastic. Thats the point.
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Tanjo_Booie
08/05/19 11:00:26 AM
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Imagine making people's lives worse to extend the planet's lifespan for an hour tops.
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creativerealms
08/05/19 11:00:55 AM
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Bio degradable.
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creativerealms
08/05/19 11:01:52 AM
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Tanjo_Booie posted...
Imagine making people's lives worse to extend the planet's lifespan for an hour tops.

How does getting rid of plastic straws make lives worse?
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Questionmarktarius
08/05/19 11:01:57 AM
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So, how long until a turtle has a paper straw up its nose, which can't be removed because it's half-disintegrated?
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Lost_All_Senses
08/05/19 11:02:12 AM
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Tanjo_Booie posted...
Imagine making people's lives worse to extend the planet's lifespan for an hour tops.


It's not like we're gonna be here for that hour anyway. Fuck em
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MC_BatCommander
08/05/19 11:03:15 AM
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jjp05c posted...
But they degrade. Unlike plastic. Thats the point.


Lol what's the problem then
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Questionmarktarius
08/05/19 11:03:47 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
jjp05c posted...
But they degrade. Unlike plastic. Thats the point.


Lol what's the problem then

Well, they degrade, while still being used.
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DaveTheUseless
08/05/19 11:04:21 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
So, how long until a turtle has a paper straw up its nose, which can't be removed because it's half-disintegrated?


This is probably somebody's fetish

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Tanjo_Booie
08/05/19 11:05:21 AM
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creativerealms posted...
Tanjo_Booie posted...
Imagine making people's lives worse to extend the planet's lifespan for an hour tops.

How does getting rid of plastic straws make lives worse?


Spill your drink while driving.

There. Your life is now worse because no straws.
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DeadBankerDream
08/05/19 11:05:36 AM
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If you drink milkshake with a straw something is seriously wrong with you.
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eston
08/05/19 11:06:48 AM
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Tanjo_Booie posted...
Spill your drink while driving.

There. Your life is now worse because no straws.


Wat

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jjp05c
08/05/19 11:07:43 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
jjp05c posted...
But they degrade. Unlike plastic. Thats the point.


Lol what's the problem then

Well, they degrade, while still being used.

There is no problem. That article and this topic are just clueless.
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untrustful
08/05/19 11:12:08 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
If you drink milkshake with a straw something is seriously wrong with you.
LOOK AT THIS GUY OVER HERE NOT DRINKING IT WITH A STRAW!

Hey man, I understand your life choices in life, but you're gonna need to re-evaluate your priorities ok. Spoons are lame.

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Questionmarktarius
08/05/19 11:13:50 AM
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untrustful posted...
Hey man, I understand your life choices in life, but you're gonna need to re-evaluate your priorities ok. Spoons are lame.

Whatever happened to the weird mutant spoon/straw hybrids?
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DeadBankerDream
08/05/19 11:17:55 AM
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What are you people on about.

You take the milkshake. You remove the lid. You place the cup in your hand. You move it vertically to the height of your lips. You tip it over to whichever degree you're comfortable with. You move your throat muscle.

Life success achieved.
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Banjo2553
08/05/19 11:18:20 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
If you drink milkshake with a straw something is seriously wrong with you.

So obviously the majority of people are wrong, not you.
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Tyranthraxus
08/05/19 11:20:51 AM
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Recycling paper causes more pollution than it reduces and has had virtually no impact on deforestation.

Recycling anything except aluminum has a net increase on carbon footprint.


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TwoDoorPunkCab
08/05/19 11:22:44 AM
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sounds like the issue wasn't the straws themselves, but how they were being disposed of despite being recyclable
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BaiusGaltar
08/05/19 11:23:08 AM
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Tanjo_Booie posted...
creativerealms posted...
Tanjo_Booie posted...
Imagine making people's lives worse to extend the planet's lifespan for an hour tops.

How does getting rid of plastic straws make lives worse?


Spill your drink while driving.

There. Your life is now worse because no straws.

You're really grasping at straws here.

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
08/05/19 11:30:00 AM
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Fake news, everybody knows McDonalds shake machines are always broken.
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