Current Events > Man I'm never going to get married or have kids

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If you make the MAN FAN reference I will literally smite you.

But seriously I'm 25 and have never had any meaningful relationships. TONS of casual sex to the point where CE won't bother believing me, but I've never had a real relationship where I have been in love. I am going to die alone and I deserve it too. Fuck my life.

CE why won't you be miserable with me?

I've got 3 kids, 1s already graduated highschool. The other two are still young. Never getting married either, don't care to.
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Married people can be miserable too, and single people can be very happy.

If you don't want to get married that's fine but there are many happy couples who have been married for decades.
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Politics posted...

CE why won't you be miserable with me?

I was gonna drop the man fan line but then I read your post and I have a heart so I withheld my urge.

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if u actually had tons of casual sex and were unable to turn any of it in to a meaningful relationship then thats all on u. plenty of girls will catch feelings quick after that if ur personality is even halfway decent

i'm always at life's mercy it sucks. i just live with it :(.

had to help my roommate make rent a day early while paychecks being late. it did arrive so crisis did avert itself was out for a day >< had to eat spaghetti noodles couldn't afford any other food.

even if it did arrive on time, would of still had to cover it.
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its fine im never even gonna plow


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Greenfox111 posted...

its fine im never even gonna plow

sex is over-rated maybe try once for the experience but it's better by self supposedly :(.
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Politics posted...

If you make the MAN FAN reference I will literally smite you.

But seriously I'm 25 and have never had any meaningful relationships. TONS of casual sex to the point where CE won't bother believing me, but I've never had a real relationship where I have been in love. I am going to die alone and I deserve it too. Fuck my life.

Im sure you could understand the skepticism about TONS of casual sex given that youre not particularly attractive in the pics youve posted before, said youre like 55, and dont present yourself as a very charming or charismatic guy on here. Good for you though, assuming you werent just bagging a bunch of landwhales.

Led-Zeppelin posted...

if u actually had tons of casual sex and were unable to turn any of it in to a meaningful relationship then thats all on u. plenty of girls will catch feelings quick after that if ur personality is even halfway decent

Yeah I'm a total piece of shit. I should of made something out of all that sex. Like seriously if I told CE how many sexual partners I've had between 2011-2018 no one would believe me. The number is THAT HIGH. I should of kept one of them. Fuck me

ZeroKelvin posted...

Politics posted...

If you make the MAN FAN reference I will literally smite you.

But seriously I'm 25 and have never had any meaningful relationships. TONS of casual sex to the point where CE won't bother believing me, but I've never had a real relationship where I have been in love. I am going to die alone and I deserve it too. Fuck my life.

Im sure you could understand the skepticism about TONS of casual sex given that youre not particularly attractive in the pics youve posted before, said youre like 55, and dont present yourself as a very charming or charismatic guy on here. Good for you though, assuming you werent just bagging a bunch of landwhales.

I am short but I used to be REALLY skinny. I'm not that fat but I used to have abs and pecs. Sucks that I am on a lower part of the social ladder now. Fuck I can't get used to this, I need to get in shape.

Am I THAT bad looking CE? Here is a pic of me:

https://k3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/15x214/664x863/0/3631555999790287523.webp?v=2

I think I look okay if you're into beards

Same, fuck that shit.
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That link, damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCnBQb7NeM" data-time="

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powerz posted...

That link, damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCnBQb7NeM" data-time="

Do I really look THAT fat in that picture? I feel like I am just above average >_>

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powerz posted...

That link, damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCnBQb7NeM" data-time="

Do I really look THAT fat in that picture? I feel like I am just above average >_>

yes. but not to worry. we're all fat (on the inside).
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