Current Events > Got arrested shopping for spoons last night CE.

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pinky0926 08/09/19 4:30:11 AM #1:	There I was at my local weapons shop, trying to find a nice sized spoon to eat my porridge with for breakfast (sugar free porridge as I can't really afford the sugar tax). I pay for the spoon (including the dangerous goods weapons tax), exited the shop, and then this bobby with a very threatening night stick approached, whistling for backup. "Oi oi young man", he says, "Do you have a loicence for that?" Of all the days to forget my loicense pouch (I have a special wallet that holds all my various loicenses), it had to be that day. For goodness sake. "I'm sorry officer, I shall come quietly" was all I could manage before he rapped me on the head and promptly bungled me into a horse drawn carriage to take me down to the local gaol. I've been booked with disturbing the peace and failure to present sufficient reason to owning a dangerous weapon. I wanted to post about this incident on facebook but I fear it will worsen my sentence. Can anyone offer any legal advice? --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:925830469] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>There I was at my local weapons shop, trying to find a nice sized spoon to eat my porridge with for breakfast (sugar free porridge as I can't really afford the sugar tax). I pay for the spoon (including the dangerous goods weapons tax), exited the shop, and then this bobby with a very threatening night stick approached, whistling for backup. "Oi oi young man", he says, "Do you have a loicence for that?" Of all the days to forget my loicense pouch (I have a special wallet that holds all my various loicenses), it had to be that day. For goodness sake. "I'm sorry officer, I shall come quietly" was all I could manage before he rapped me on the head and promptly bungled me into a horse drawn carriage to take me down to the local gaol. I've been booked with disturbing the peace and failure to present sufficient reason to owning a dangerous weapon. I wanted to post about this incident on facebook but I fear it will worsen my sentence. Can anyone offer any legal advice?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroKelvin 08/09/19 4:32:32 AM #2:	trying too hard, not funny bro <cite>ZeroKelvin posted [p:925830491] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>trying too hard, not funny bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 08/09/19 4:34:37 AM #3:	Youre getting life for this one spoons are a serious issue --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:925830515] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Youre getting life for this one spoons are a serious issue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 08/09/19 4:37:12 AM #5:	You got what you deserved, criminal. Face the Queen's punishment with dignity. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:925830548] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>You got what you deserved, criminal. Face the Queen's punishment with dignity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 08/09/19 4:45:37 AM #6:	I don't understand your country. Why did the cop not simply murder you? --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:925830643] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>I don't understand your country. Why did the cop not simply murder you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwoDoorPunkCab 08/09/19 4:53:19 AM #7:	probably for the best. the spoon attacks have been getting out of control. my uncle was put in the hospital after being attacked last week --- Tell me your favourite things. Tell me your favourite things. <cite>TwoDoorPunkCab posted [p:925830718] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>probably for the best. the spoon attacks have been getting out of control. my uncle was put in the hospital after being attacked last week</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kolibri X 08/09/19 4:55:51 AM #8:	Lol I know this satire, but its exactly how I picture the UK in my little myopic American brain. --- Platinum GameFAQs Member <cite>Kolibri X posted [p:925830756] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Lol I know this satire, but its exactly how I picture the UK in my little myopic American brain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/09/19 4:56:15 AM #9:	SmidgeIsntBack posted... I don't understand your country. Why did the cop not simply murder you? Can you imagine the amount of paperwork that would entail? You can't park your car here without filling in a form. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:925830760] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>SmidgeIsntBack posted...</cite> <quote>I don't understand your country. Why did the cop not simply murder you? </quote> Can you imagine the amount of paperwork that would entail? You can't park your car here without filling in a form.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/09/19 5:41:20 AM #10:	I hope you apologoised for him having to use his stick, therefore having to fill out paperwork for such an occasion, as well as the paperwork to get it cleaned. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:925831362] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>I hope you apologoised for him having to use his stick, therefore having to fill out paperwork for such an occasion, as well as the paperwork to get it cleaned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 08/09/19 5:42:39 AM #11:	It be like it is sometimes --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:925831375] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>It be like it is sometimes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 08/09/19 6:22:10 AM #12:	Funkydog posted... I hope you apologoised for him having to use his stick, therefore having to fill out paperwork for such an occasion, as well as the paperwork to get it cleaned. I was very embarrassed for all parties involved, so was he. After he nicked me back to the station he popped the kettle on and we had a chat about the congestion on the M4. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:925831924] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>I hope you apologoised for him having to use his stick, therefore having to fill out paperwork for such an occasion, as well as the paperwork to get it cleaned.</quote> I was very embarrassed for all parties involved, so was he. After he nicked me back to the station he popped the kettle on and we had a chat about the congestion on the M4.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/09/19 6:59:03 AM #13:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGrjQEj3r70" data-time=" --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:925832465] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGrjQEj3r70" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 08/09/19 7:06:40 AM #15:	Forgettable posted... It's funny because everyone thinks this is a joke post but it's actually what's happening it Britain. You're absolutely right. It's now illegal to own spoons without a loicense under the 2018 Spoon Safety Act, under the 3rd Amendment to the United States of Britain Constitution. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:925832584] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Forgettable posted...</cite> <quote>It's funny because everyone thinks this is a joke post but it's actually what's happening it Britain.</quote> You're absolutely right. It's now illegal to own spoons without a loicense under the 2018 Spoon Safety Act, under the 3rd Amendment to the United States of Britain Constitution.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 08/09/19 7:11:08 AM #16:	10/10 --- Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:925832649] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>10/10</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/09/19 7:15:14 AM #17:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4honsdR5btM" data-time=" --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:925832701] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4honsdR5btM" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oatcakes 08/09/19 7:37:13 AM #18:	Should have pulled the old switcheroo and asked him if he had his arresting loicense. Then you could have handed each other in. --- F.C. Stokalona https://imgur.com/CJ0dPBq <cite>Oatcakes posted [p:925833111] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Should have pulled the old switcheroo and asked him if he had his arresting loicense. Then you could have handed each other in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 08/09/19 7:37:53 AM #19:	TC, when my representative F.F. Woodycooks locates you within a fortnight, may we make merry together in the local pub to celebrate your esteemed self and curse the benighted bobbies for their self-shaming display. However, should our scheme become banjaxed, my contacts in the stevedores' union shall arrange a bloody brilliant distraction and alight you onto the Maria Cantata, a vessel of ill repute bound for the Azores. It is but a dinghy compared to your accustomed opulence, but please find a calm mind when you hear of its reliability and its captain's verve. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:925833128] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>TC, when my representative F.F. Woodycooks locates you within a fortnight, may we make merry together in the local pub to celebrate your esteemed self and curse the benighted bobbies for their self-shaming display. However, should our scheme become banjaxed, my contacts in the stevedores' union shall arrange a bloody brilliant distraction and alight you onto the Maria Cantata, a vessel of ill repute bound for the Azores. It is but a dinghy compared to your accustomed opulence, but please find a calm mind when you hear of its reliability and its captain's verve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 08/09/19 7:38:45 AM #20:	CTRL-F "What's all this then" not found --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:925833148] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>CTRL-F "What's all this then" not found</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/09/19 7:39:56 AM #21:	Oatcakes posted... Should have pulled the old switcheroo and asked him if he had his arresting loicense. Then you could have handed each other in. They didnt have their sass loicense on them either so it would have been the death penalty for sure! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:925833172] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Oatcakes posted...</cite> <quote>Should have pulled the old switcheroo and asked him if he had his arresting loicense. Then you could have handed each other in.</quote> They didnt have their sass loicense on them either so it would have been the death penalty for sure!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oatcakes 08/09/19 7:41:07 AM #22:	Mistere Man posted... Oatcakes posted... Should have pulled the old switcheroo and asked him if he had his arresting loicense. Then you could have handed each other in. They didnt have their sass loicense on them either so it would have been the death penalty for sure! Sass hasn't been invented here yet, let alone the regulatory framework. --- F.C. Stokalona https://imgur.com/CJ0dPBq <cite>Oatcakes posted [p:925833192] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Oatcakes posted...</cite> <quote>Should have pulled the old switcheroo and asked him if he had his arresting loicense. Then you could have handed each other in.</quote> They didnt have their sass loicense on them either so it would have been the death penalty for sure!</quote> Sass hasn't been invented here yet, let alone the regulatory framework.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Infinite 2003 08/09/19 8:05:59 AM #23:	One day British people are gonna need two wallets to carry all their loicences --- Before I knew it there was poop on my lips. - squarion <cite>Infinite 2003 posted [p:925833689] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>One day British people are gonna need two wallets to carry all their loicences </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 08/09/19 11:03:52 AM #24:	Infinite 2003 posted... One day British people are gonna need two wallets to carry all their loicences You only carry one?! We need AT LEAST three. A loicence wallet, a money wallet and then an wallet to carry them both in. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:925838746] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Infinite 2003 posted...</cite> <quote>One day British people are gonna need two wallets to carry all their loicences </quote> You only carry one?! We need AT LEAST three. A loicence wallet, a money wallet and then an wallet to carry them both in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 08/09/19 12:33:50 PM #27:	Godnorgosh posted... Funkydog posted... Infinite 2003 posted... One day British people are gonna need two wallets to carry all their loicences You only carry one?! We need AT LEAST three. A loicence wallet, a money wallet and then an wallet to carry them both in. You have a wallet loicense as well, I hope m8 DAMMIT. I mean, it's in my jacket wallet. You understand. Leant it to my daughter to make sure she wasn't uncovered like an unseemly harlot. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:925842181] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote>Funkydog posted...</cite> <quote>Infinite 2003 posted...</cite> <quote>One day British people are gonna need two wallets to carry all their loicences </quote> You only carry one?! We need AT LEAST three. A loicence wallet, a money wallet and then an wallet to carry them both in.</quote> You have a wallet loicense as well, I hope m8</quote> DAMMIT. I mean, it's in my jacket wallet. You understand. Leant it to my daughter to make sure she wasn't uncovered like an unseemly harlot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 08/09/19 12:36:52 PM #28:	https://twitter.com/mpsregentspark/status/974645778558980096?lang=en --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:925842312] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/mpsregentspark/status/974645778558980096?lang=en </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlephZero 08/09/19 12:58:24 PM #30:	--- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:925843181] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 08/09/19 1:23:26 PM #31:	The Queen's America --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! So... what did we learn? <cite>Medussa posted [p:925844132] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>The Queen's America</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
luigi13579 08/09/19 1:28:02 PM #32:	https://twitter.com/berkeleypolice/status/1026181546808471552 Only in checks notes America? <cite>luigi13579 posted [p:925844332] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/berkeleypolice/status/1026181546808471552 Only in checks notes America?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 08/09/19 1:30:08 PM #33:	Kolibri X posted... Lol I know this satire, but its exactly how I picture the UK in my little myopic American brain. ....i think its a crocodile dundee joke, bro. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:925844410] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Kolibri X posted... </cite> <quote>Lol I know this satire, but its exactly how I picture the UK in my little myopic American brain.</quote>....i think its a crocodile dundee joke, bro. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 08/09/19 1:30:27 PM #34:	luigi13579 posted... https://twitter.com/berkeleypolice/status/1026181546808471552 Only in checks notes America? These people should be charged under terrorism laws and some should be sent to Guantanamo. lol --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:925844421] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>luigi13579 posted...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/berkeleypolice/status/1026181546808471552 Only in checks notes America?</quote> These people should be charged under terrorism laws and some should be sent to Guantanamo. lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 08/09/19 2:36:53 PM #35:	Same thing happened toe. Except I also got acid thrown on me and copped a hate crime charge for describing my attacker --- https://i.imgtc.ws/MAd5hwq.gif <cite>Middle hope posted [p:925847002] in Got arrest... [t:77926444]...</cite> <quote>Same thing happened toe. Except I also got acid thrown on me and copped a hate crime charge for describing my attacker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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