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Maze_
08/16/19 8:53:08 AM
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Who wins? - Results (8 votes)
Hulk, Thor and Juggernaut
62.5% (5 votes)
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Batgirl, Superman and Green Lantern
37.5% (3 votes)
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Marvel vs DC crossover fight

It's Hal Jordan with the lantern ring. Fully charged.
Batgirl is not crippled

Thor has his hammer.
Juggernaut is wearing his helmet.

Which team wins?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/16/19 8:54:49 AM
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Batgirl seduces them and wins
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Maze_
08/16/19 8:56:06 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Batgirl seduces them and wins

Hulk maybe because of Betty

But I don't see Thor or Juggernaut giving a shit about Batgirl's ladyparts.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
08/16/19 8:57:12 AM
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Maze_ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Batgirl seduces them and wins

Hulk maybe because of Betty

But I don't see Thor or Juggernaut giving a shit about Batgirl's ladyparts.

He slept with she hulk
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Bad_Karma
08/16/19 8:58:28 AM
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Juggy single-handedly rapes all three of them.
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Wedge Antilles
08/16/19 8:58:39 AM
#6:


Superman solos unless it's something like Rune King Thor.
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Maze_
08/16/19 9:00:51 AM
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Bryfang posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Maze_ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Batgirl seduces them and wins

Hulk maybe because of Betty

But I don't see Thor or Juggernaut giving a shit about Batgirl's ladyparts.

He slept with she hulk

Theyve since retconned that. Dont remember how, maybe it was Skrulls, but it was retconned.

I forget, are Hulk and She Hulk related?
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Cruorin
08/16/19 9:07:46 AM
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Maze_ posted...
Bryfang posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Maze_ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Batgirl seduces them and wins

Hulk maybe because of Betty

But I don't see Thor or Juggernaut giving a shit about Batgirl's ladyparts.

He slept with she hulk

Theyve since retconned that. Dont remember how, maybe it was Skrulls, but it was retconned.

I forget, are Hulk and She Hulk related?

Cousins
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Maze_
08/16/19 9:14:48 AM
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Cruorin posted...
Maze_ posted...
Bryfang posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Maze_ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Batgirl seduces them and wins

Hulk maybe because of Betty

But I don't see Thor or Juggernaut giving a shit about Batgirl's ladyparts.

He slept with she hulk

Theyve since retconned that. Dont remember how, maybe it was Skrulls, but it was retconned.

I forget, are Hulk and She Hulk related?

Cousins

Gross...
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Maze_
08/16/19 3:58:22 PM
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Bad_Karma posted...
Juggy single-handedly

Wedge Antilles posted...
Superman solos


I like how we had back to back posts saying 1 person from different teams soloed.
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Bloodychess
08/16/19 4:00:30 PM
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Batgirl is irrelevant and way outclassed in this

Supes and GL duo
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DrizztLink
08/16/19 4:01:00 PM
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Maze_ posted...
Cruorin posted...
Maze_ posted...
Bryfang posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Maze_ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Batgirl seduces them and wins

Hulk maybe because of Betty

But I don't see Thor or Juggernaut giving a shit about Batgirl's ladyparts.

He slept with she hulk

Theyve since retconned that. Dont remember how, maybe it was Skrulls, but it was retconned.

I forget, are Hulk and She Hulk related?

Cousins

Gross...

Juggernaut slept with her, not Bruce.

Though I think he did in Old Man Logan.
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BillyKidd
08/16/19 4:02:10 PM
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Maze_ posted...
Cruorin posted...
Maze_ posted...
Bryfang posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Maze_ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Batgirl seduces them and wins

Hulk maybe because of Betty

But I don't see Thor or Juggernaut giving a shit about Batgirl's ladyparts.

He slept with she hulk

Theyve since retconned that. Dont remember how, maybe it was Skrulls, but it was retconned.

I forget, are Hulk and She Hulk related?

Cousins

Gross...


lol, you think that's gross. In old man Logan Jennifer and Hulk have a bunch of inbred kids that take over California.
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Tyranthraxus
08/16/19 4:03:57 PM
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Superman kills them all before Hal and Batgirl have a chance to put their pants on.

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Tyranthraxus
08/16/19 4:05:07 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Superman and green lantern could literally solo the other side in pretty much every version of themselves.
Hal would have serious problems with Juggernaut as he could just wreck the constructs.

Space Jesus Kyle takes it though.

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Pukelid
08/16/19 4:05:18 PM
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realistically team supes wins but they would have to BFR juggernaut
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Maze_
08/16/19 4:07:50 PM
#19:


Bloodychess posted...
Batgirl is irrelevant and way outclassed in this

Supes and GL duo

Never underestimate the Bat family.

That's pretty much 75% of the reason why they always win
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DeadSite
08/16/19 4:08:55 PM
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Thor demolishes Superman with magic

Lantern can't stop Juggernaut

Hulk cripples Batgirl

Not even close
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Pukelid
08/16/19 4:09:51 PM
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broh is that for real? Superman has already beaten thor 1v1

Green lantern can throw juggs to Massachusetts just like hulk did

hulk does indeed cripple batgirl
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Tyranthraxus
08/16/19 4:10:05 PM
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DeadSite posted...
Thor demolishes Superman with magic
Thor is just a weaker Billy Batson.

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sylverlolol
08/16/19 4:11:37 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
Superman solos unless it's something like Rune King Thor.

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Killmonger
08/16/19 4:13:52 PM
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Pukelid posted...
realistically team supes wins but they would have to BFR juggernaut
Juggernaut has anti-bfr, iirc.
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DevsBro
08/16/19 4:16:56 PM
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If it's a crossover, there's no telling. Those are literally always BS.

But realistically speaking, Thor could probably take Superman, Batgirl isn't even a consideration, and barring some quick thinking, Juggernaut could probably take GL (at the least, GL doesn't have any decent defensive capabilities against him), which leaves the DCs already losing even before taking the dang Hulk into consideration lol.
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Pukelid
08/16/19 4:18:11 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Pukelid posted...
realistically team supes wins but they would have to BFR juggernaut
Juggernaut has anti-bfr, iirc.

i guess that would depend if cytorrak was powering him or not. I haven't read too much of the juggernaut aside from when he appears in events, but in world war hulk the hulk literally just threw him a thousand miles cuz he didnt feel like spending all day on a fight
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DirkDiggles
08/16/19 4:20:52 PM
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Pogo_Marimo
08/16/19 4:22:52 PM
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As always it depends on which iteration of the characters, but realistically I don't think Supes can lose here. Thor is the only one capable of flight, and he's probably not nearly as fast as Superman. Hulk and Juggernaut are probably both strong matches for Supes' strength, but both lack his versatility. Supes could just throw Juggernaut into the sun when he charges him by using his momentum against him. Hulk would... Be tough, but especially with Green Lantern's help I think they would win, although it would probably involve brute forcing it against the Hulk.
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Tyranthraxus
08/16/19 4:23:09 PM
#29:


DevsBro posted...
If it's a crossover, there's no telling. Those are literally always BS.

But realistically speaking, Thor could probably take Superman, Batgirl isn't even a consideration, and barring some quick thinking, Juggernaut could probably take GL (at the least, GL doesn't have any decent defensive capabilities against him), which leaves the DCs already losing even before taking the dang Hulk into consideration lol.
Thor can't take Superman out to dinner. In the amount of time it takes Thor to lift his hammer Superman can circle the Earth 50 times and infinite mass punch Thor on each lap.

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Hinakuluiau
08/16/19 4:23:34 PM
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Going with the "typical" version of each character, Superman and almost any Earth GL would mop the floor with them. Batgirl would be a casualty though
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Pukelid
08/16/19 4:26:32 PM
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just a reminder that DC considers it canon that superman would beat thor
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Killmonger
08/16/19 4:33:01 PM
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Pukelid posted...
i guess that would depend if cytorrak was powering him or not. I haven't read too much of the juggernaut aside from when he appears in events, but in world war hulk the hulk literally just threw him a thousand miles cuz he didnt feel like spending all day on a fight
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Maze_
08/16/19 4:34:17 PM
#33:


DirkDiggles posted...
Which Hulk and which Supes?

Clark Kent Superman and Bruce Banner Green Hulk
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Pukelid
08/16/19 4:36:59 PM
#34:


Killmonger posted...
Pukelid posted...
i guess that would depend if cytorrak was powering him or not. I haven't read too much of the juggernaut aside from when he appears in events, but in world war hulk the hulk literally just threw him a thousand miles cuz he didnt feel like spending all day on a fight
That's hilarious.

world war hulk was hilarious overall. it's just dozens of issues of the hulk stomping people he had no business stomping. some really fuckin entertaining fights too. also the punisher wears an artificial venom symbiote and kills alien bug monsters during

planet hulk is actual quality tho
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Maze_
08/16/19 4:39:44 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
realistically I don't think Supes can lose here. Thor is the only one capable of flight, and he's probably not nearly as fast as Superman. Hulk and Juggernaut are probably both strong matches for Supes' strength, but both lack his versatility. Supes could just throw Juggernaut into the sun when he charges him by using his momentum against him.


Reminder that Superman got his shit pushed in by the Ultrahumanite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-gIJaSb7IM" data-time="&start=124

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Pukelid
08/16/19 4:40:57 PM
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Maze_ posted...
Reminder that Superman got his shit pushed in by the Ultrahumanite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-gIJaSb7IM" data-time="&start=124

see, this is why people are asking 'which superman' cuz dcau (dc animated universe) superman is really weak
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Maze_
08/16/19 4:42:16 PM
#37:


Pukelid posted...
just a reminder that DC considers it canon that superman would beat thor

Well they would wouldn't they.

Disney probably considers it canon that Mickey Mouse can beat Superman
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Killmonger
08/16/19 4:42:45 PM
#38:


Replace Hulk with Silver Surfer and Batgirl with Flash and this fight becomes even more interesting.
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Pukelid
08/16/19 4:42:52 PM
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Maze_ posted...
Pukelid posted...
just a reminder that DC considers it canon that superman would beat thor

Well they would wouldn't they.

Disney probably considers it canon that Mickey Mouse can beat Superman

i mean they printed superman beating marvel's thor unconscious
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Pogo_Marimo
08/16/19 4:43:20 PM
#40:


Maze_ posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
realistically I don't think Supes can lose here. Thor is the only one capable of flight, and he's probably not nearly as fast as Superman. Hulk and Juggernaut are probably both strong matches for Supes' strength, but both lack his versatility. Supes could just throw Juggernaut into the sun when he charges him by using his momentum against him.


Reminder that Superman got his shit pushed in by the Ultrahumanite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-gIJaSb7IM" data-time="&start=124

I like how you literally clipped out the part of my post that was actually relevant to your post.

Reminder that Thor literally lost to Superman.
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Maze_
08/16/19 4:44:15 PM
#41:


Killmonger posted...
Replace Hulk with Silver Surfer and Batgirl with Flash and this fight becomes even more interesting.

Nah I prefer the wildcards.

I think pretty much everyone in this topic is underestimating Batgirl

And half the topic is underestimating Juggernaunt. That's what makes it interesting, the different perspectives.
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Tyranthraxus
08/16/19 4:58:07 PM
#42:


Killmonger posted...
Replace Hulk with Silver Surfer and Batgirl with Flash and this fight becomes even more interesting.


Ok I don't know who wins if we make these changes.

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Panthera
08/16/19 5:02:19 PM
#44:


Marvel wins by virtue of it being essentially 3 on 2, these characters are close enough for Batgirl being useless to be the deciding factor.

Plus I think Marvel has a bit of a secret advantage in Juggernaut. For a dude who on the surface is just a guy that hits things really hard, he's actually a pretty tricky opponent if you don't know his gimmick. He can power through anything as long as he's already started moving and his durability is pretty much infinite against anything other than psychic powers (if you can get his helmet off) and magic powerful enough to contend with the godlike entity that empowers him. He's a massive pain in the ass to put down and this DC team doesn't have the right powers to cheese him.
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Maze_
08/16/19 5:02:35 PM
#45:


Hairistotle posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Killmonger posted...
Replace Hulk with Silver Surfer and Batgirl with Flash and this fight becomes even more interesting.


Ok I don't know who wins if we make these changes.

basically either one of them can solo but theyre both chronic jobbers lol. im sure u knew that already, just providing context for peeps

I have never read a Silver Surfer comic (just seen the cartoon, NES game and movies)

Is there a reason Supes couldn't just thrash him?

I know he has the Power Cosmic but I also know Thanos wiped the floor with him but then everyone said Superman could easily take Thanos
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Tyranthraxus
08/16/19 5:31:13 PM
#46:


Maze_ posted...
I have never read a Silver Surfer comic (just seen the cartoon, NES game and movies)

Is there a reason Supes couldn't just thrash him?

I know he has the Power Cosmic but I also know Thanos wiped the floor with him but then everyone said Superman could easily take Thanos


The biggest reason Superman can "take everyone" is that his speed and heat vision are op as shit. Silver Surfer matches him (close enough) on that angle.

Thanos would lose to Superman but it wouldn't be "easily" and that's assuming it's just raw Thanos with no bullshit tricks up his sleeves.

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DevsBro
08/16/19 5:33:49 PM
#47:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Maze_ posted...
I have never read a Silver Surfer comic (just seen the cartoon, NES game and movies)

Is there a reason Supes couldn't just thrash him?

I know he has the Power Cosmic but I also know Thanos wiped the floor with him but then everyone said Superman could easily take Thanos


The biggest reason Superman can "take everyone" is that his speed and heat vision are op as shit. Silver Surfer matches him (close enough) on that angle.

Thanos would lose to Superman but it wouldn't be "easily" and that's assuming it's just raw Thanos with no bullshit tricks up his sleeves.

Well if it's typical Thanos, he would beat Superman easily, then accidentally trip into a Vibraimantium wood chipper.
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BipBapBam
08/16/19 5:33:59 PM
#48:


Batgirl might as well not even be here so it's effectively a 3v2 fight

Thor and Hulk team up on Supes while Jugg keeps GL busy until the former beat Supes. Marvel wins.
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Goats
08/16/19 5:40:01 PM
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1. Teamwork. All three of the DC characters have worked together in the past and know each other fairly well. 2/3s of the Marvel team don't even know what teamwork is.

2. Supes and GL can fly. They double team Thor in the air and then pick off the other two from the safety of the air.
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Maze_
08/16/19 5:41:22 PM
#50:


BipBapBam posted...
Batgirl might as well not even be here so it's effectively a 3v2 fight

Thor and Hulk team up on Supes while Jugg keeps GL busy until the former beat Supes. Marvel wins.

Again I wouldn't overlook Batgirl

She's the smartest of the 6, has great understanding of tech. Wouldn't surprise me if she's the one who figures out to remove Juggernaunt's helmet and how to take down Hulk.
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