Poll of the Day > Imagine this: you've been hired as a guard. Your first post is a pottery room.

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faramir77
08/25/19 6:46:00 PM
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Literally nothing special about the pottery in the room, just a bunch of identical jars and a few crates, presumably full of more jars.

You're bored as shit, but you recognize this is necessary in achieving your goal of having a job in a more involved law enforcement position.

Hours into your first shift, a kid comes into the room, straight up DESTROYS every jar in the room, including a few that were placed up high, which like Dennis the Menace or some shit, he destroys with a fucking slingshot that you swear he wasn't carrying when he walked in. Turns out there was a bit of money in most of these jars, and he picks up every bit of it.

Then he ninja-rolls into one of the crates, and this huge ass spider comes flying out, which the kid proceeds to stab to death.

Then he walks out of there without saying a single word.

Imagine that.
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EvilMegas
08/25/19 6:49:25 PM
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Is he wearing green?
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Mead
08/25/19 6:50:08 PM
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Id stop him by putting a chicken in one of the pots

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Lokarin
08/25/19 6:51:06 PM
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Dang ass antifa
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SpeedDemon20
08/25/19 6:54:20 PM
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Clearly, he was searching for the spider, since he left immediately as soon as he killed it. He did the world a favor.
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mooreandrew58
08/25/19 6:55:13 PM
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I know exactly the room you are talking about. Literally did this the other day in that game. No spider though guess its not there in the master quest version
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Krazy_Kirby
08/25/19 7:44:53 PM
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if you were supposed to guard the pottery or spider you failed as a guard
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mooreandrew58
08/25/19 7:47:09 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
if you were supposed to guard the pottery or spider you failed as a guard


Yeah he just stands there and watches. I love there is a pottery salesman in a zelda game that if you even go near his pots he flips out and pushes you away from them. They shoulda hired that guy.
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myghostisdead
08/25/19 8:00:19 PM
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But if he leaves and comes back the pots magically reappear?

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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/27/19 12:28:23 AM
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Apparently I'm not cut out for a law enforcement position.
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Krazy_Kirby
08/27/19 2:05:43 AM
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if there was only 1 door you should have been standing in front of it
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