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Noumas
09/02/19 12:38:28 PM
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Fear is that a man will kill them.

As you can see, men have the short end of the stick there.
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Pogo_Marimo
09/02/19 12:39:55 PM
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My biggest fear is that a woman will kill me.

I'll look like such a dork if that happened.
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im not 13
09/02/19 12:40:13 PM
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Noumas posted...
short end of the stick there

hmm
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/02/19 12:40:29 PM
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YfZtV1H

good pun, good fun
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dragonsmasher
09/02/19 12:41:02 PM
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My biggest fear is that my penis will kill me.

I'll look like such a dork if that happened.
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tremain07
09/02/19 12:44:26 PM
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My biggest fear is that a woman will accuse me of sexual assault and my life will be ruined for years until she either admits she lied or someone else figures out that lie and by then the court of public opinion will still label me a sex abuser anyway.
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Lairen
09/02/19 12:46:45 PM
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tremain07 posted...
My biggest fear is that a woman will accuse me of sexual assault (with my tiny penis) and my life will be ruined for years until she either admits she lied or someone else figures out that lie and by then the court of public opinion will still label me a sex abuser anyway.


Mines almost the same with the added bolded part.
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AlecSkorpio
09/02/19 12:47:27 PM
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#notallwomen
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pikachupwnage
09/02/19 12:53:11 PM
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Citation needed.

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Goats
09/02/19 1:05:24 PM
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I'm scared of unicorns coming back and taking vengeance on goats for pushing them off the Ark
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FrozenXylophone
09/02/19 1:06:17 PM
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This thread is clearly an attempt of trolling
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MC_BatCommander
09/02/19 1:06:41 PM
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FrozenXylophone posted...
This thread is clearly an attempt of trolling


Yes, clearly!
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pogo_rabid
09/02/19 1:07:22 PM
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Are small dick jokes the only socially acceptable form of body type bullying left?
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xsouljah
09/03/19 11:02:25 AM
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tremain07 posted...
My biggest fear is that a woman will accuse me of sexual assault and my life will be ruined for years until she either admits she lied or someone else figures out that lie and by then the court of public opinion will still label me a sex abuser anyway.


This scenario is not fun trust.
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Noumas
09/05/19 6:46:22 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
YfZtV1H

good pun, good fun

Lol is that downtown abbey?
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Panthera
09/05/19 6:50:59 AM
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My biggest fear is that I'll be trapped in an endless dream where I think I've woken up and gotten out of bed only to discover something is wrong in my home that tips me off to the fact that I'm dreaming, causing me to seemingly wake up only for the cycle to repeat again and again.

Actually no, that's my second biggest fear. My biggest fear is that it's already happened and I just haven't noticed yet.
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Panthera
09/06/19 12:14:38 AM
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It's such a disorienting feeling when you finally wake up after one of those kinds of dreams
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Noumas
09/07/19 5:20:56 AM
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Is it really that much of a big fear for you? I had one of those dreams once when I was a kid but I haven't been able to recreate it since. What do you think causes it?
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AlisLandale
09/07/19 5:23:53 AM
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My biggest fear is being turned into stone by looking into the eyes of Medusa.

Wait, no, that was second grade.

My biggest fear is being cursed by an Australian Aboriginal witch doctor.

Wait, no, that was third grade.

...ear wigs? Idk
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