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HessianPeel 09/04/19 8:12:19 PM #305:	Duncanwii posted... TeaMilk posted... Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck. I remember my first time Duncan listen to me you CANT SHOWER OR WASH THAT HAND for like a month you gotta let that smell just hang out and become part of you <cite>HessianPeel posted [p:926979462] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf</quote> I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck.</quote> I remember my first time Duncan listen to me you CANT SHOWER OR WASH THAT HAND for like a month you gotta let that smell just hang out and become part of you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lyrica 09/04/19 8:14:39 PM #306:	Leanaunfurled posted... D_Fen_Door posted... Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol. His parents? <cite>Lyrica posted [p:926979612] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>D_Fen_Door posted...</cite> <quote>Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. </quote> Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol.</quote> His parents?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 09/04/19 8:24:51 PM #307:	EzeDoesIt posted... To be honest, I collect my GFs vagina juice in jars and distill it into perfume. Apparently a handful of years ago this was a thing that a German perfume company actually did. The scent was called Vulva iirc and Daniel Tosh did a parody of the commercial for it on his show. --- https://talktotransformer.com The Internet is kind of the whole ****ing Internet. <cite>Machete posted [p:926980153] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>EzeDoesIt posted...</cite> <quote>To be honest, I collect my GFs vagina juice in jars and distill it into perfume.</quote> Apparently a handful of years ago this was a thing that a German perfume company actually did. The scent was called Vulva iirc and Daniel Tosh did a parody of the commercial for it on his show.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/04/19 8:51:31 PM #308:	Lyrica posted... Leanaunfurled posted... D_Fen_Door posted... Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol. His parents? Yeah. Im not exactly capable of going places myself so my parents drive me. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:926981632] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Lyrica posted...</cite> <quote>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>D_Fen_Door posted...</cite> <quote>Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. </quote> Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol.</quote> His parents?</quote> Yeah. Im not exactly capable of going places myself so my parents drive me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/04/19 8:59:40 PM #309:	Duncanwii posted... Lyrica posted... Leanaunfurled posted... D_Fen_Door posted... Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol. His parents? Yeah. Im not exactly capable of going places myself so my parents drive me. Not trying to rag on you home slice but why can't you? --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926982072] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Lyrica posted...</cite> <quote>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>D_Fen_Door posted...</cite> <quote>Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. </quote> Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol.</quote> His parents?</quote> Yeah. Im not exactly capable of going places myself so my parents drive me.</quote> Not trying to rag on you home slice but why can't you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 09/04/19 9:04:25 PM #310:	HessianPeel posted... Duncanwii posted... TeaMilk posted... Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck. I remember my first time Duncan listen to me you CANT SHOWER OR WASH THAT HAND for like a month you gotta let that smell just hang out and become part of you This dude knows what's up lol --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:926982330] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>HessianPeel posted...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf</quote> I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck.</quote> I remember my first time Duncan listen to me you CANT SHOWER OR WASH THAT HAND for like a month you gotta let that smell just hang out and become part of you</quote> This dude knows what's up lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/04/19 9:07:27 PM #311:	slimfizzle4 posted... Duncanwii posted... Lyrica posted... Leanaunfurled posted... D_Fen_Door posted... Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol. His parents? Yeah. Im not exactly capable of going places myself so my parents drive me. Not trying to rag on you home slice but why can't you? Cant drive, professional doctors said it would be "very unwise" to put me in a high traffic area. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:926982476] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Lyrica posted...</cite> <quote>Leanaunfurled posted...</cite> <quote>D_Fen_Door posted...</cite> <quote>Posting a pic of some female does not make this all legit. The ridiculousness of his character, comments and stories is what makes this impossible to believe. </quote> Yeah, it's called mental issues. I closely know someone who's met him (and his parents), dude's real lol.</quote> His parents?</quote> Yeah. Im not exactly capable of going places myself so my parents drive me.</quote> Not trying to rag on you home slice but why can't you?</quote> Cant drive, professional doctors said it would be "very unwise" to put me in a high traffic area.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 09/04/19 9:08:13 PM #312:	Duncanwii posted... DezDroppedFreak posted... Also. Was she actually receptive or could you tell she didnt want to? She wanted too. She genuinely told me she enjoyed the pleasure I gave her. I was never sure this was legit but given duncs posting overall and this I feel like it has to be. Its too genuinely awkward and virginy to be anything but honest. So good on you Duncan. Ya did it. Make sure she knows it can be so much better if you guys communicate and you learn how to really please a woman. No dude knows that initially so dont take that as an insult. --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:926982524] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>DezDroppedFreak posted...</cite> <quote>Also. Was she actually receptive or could you tell she didnt want to? </quote> She wanted too. She genuinely told me she enjoyed the pleasure I gave her.</quote> I was never sure this was legit but given duncs posting overall and this I feel like it has to be. Its too genuinely awkward and virginy to be anything but honest. So good on you Duncan. Ya did it. Make sure she knows it can be so much better if you guys communicate and you learn how to really please a woman. No dude knows that initially so dont take that as an insult.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 09/04/19 9:10:50 PM #313:	Why the fuck is this topic 7 pages? --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:926982656] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is this topic 7 pages? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/04/19 9:12:41 PM #314:	Alucard188 posted... Why the fuck is this topic 7 pages? Im just that awesome I guess. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:926982761] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Alucard188 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is this topic 7 pages? </quote> Im just that awesome I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 09/04/19 9:12:44 PM #315:	Alucard188 posted... Why the fuck is this topic 7 pages? Because he almost did it. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:926982763] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Alucard188 posted...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck is this topic 7 pages? </quote> Because he almost did it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 09/04/19 9:13:03 PM #316:	Ok I'm back, so what did I mis- Duncanwii posted... Ok dont be mad but I couldn't get it up, Im embarrassed, she keeps telling me its ok but I built this up for everybody and I failed I feel like a loser. `B R E H` --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:926982778] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Ok I'm back, so what did I mis- Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Ok dont be mad but I couldn't get it up, Im embarrassed, she keeps telling me its ok but I built this up for everybody and I failed I feel like a loser.</quote> B R E H</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 09/04/19 9:13:03 PM #317:	your gf is pretty TC --- "some guys get bored after having sex with a girl....i get bored halfway through having sex with a girl" - No_U_L7 https://i.imgtc.ws/uXfxf6P.png <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926982779] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>your gf is pretty TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/04/19 9:14:55 PM #318:	Shablagoo posted... your gf is pretty TC Im not posting another pic of her. Last time I did the picture got deleted and the topic got locked. Im not risking my account over this. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:926982874] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>your gf is pretty TC</quote> Im not posting another pic of her. Last time I did the picture got deleted and the topic got locked. Im not risking my account over this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 09/04/19 9:29:49 PM #319:	No Im not asking for a pic anymore, Im legit saying she is pretty. --- "some guys get bored after having sex with a girl....i get bored halfway through having sex with a girl" - No_U_L7 https://i.imgtc.ws/uXfxf6P.png <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926983642] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>No Im not asking for a pic anymore, Im legit saying she is pretty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 09/04/19 9:37:09 PM #320:	The loss is hard to take when you're rootin' for the home team. You'll get 'em next time though, bro! Maybe after this is it can happen a little more naturally and a little less planned. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:926984000] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>The loss is hard to take when you're rootin' for the home team. You'll get 'em next time though, bro! Maybe after this is it can happen a little more naturally and a little less planned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChewedMint 09/04/19 9:42:31 PM #321:	lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too <cite>ChewedMint posted [p:926984256] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/04/19 9:45:52 PM #322:	ChewedMint posted... lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too Damn right we do. His penis is our penis right now --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926984421] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> Damn right we do. His penis is our penis right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 09/04/19 9:47:18 PM #323:	ChewedMint posted... lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened --- MVP Tracker: 1-0 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:926984501] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 09/04/19 9:49:28 PM #324:	First times are always awkward and not good. Most of the people ITT wouldn't know that though. --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGZMzm5hzF4 <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:926984607] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>First times are always awkward and not good. Most of the people ITT wouldn't know that though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 09/04/19 9:50:26 PM #325:	PatrickMahomes posted... ChewedMint posted... lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though... --- "some guys get bored after having sex with a girl....i get bored halfway through having sex with a girl" - No_U_L7 https://i.imgtc.ws/uXfxf6P.png <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926984655] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened</quote> Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 09/04/19 9:51:16 PM #326:	slimfizzle4 posted... ChewedMint posted... lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too Damn right we do. His penis is our penis right now --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:926984692] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> Damn right we do. His penis is our penis right now</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/04/19 9:59:40 PM #327:	Shablagoo posted... Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though... Story time --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926985121] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though...</quote> Story time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChewedMint 09/04/19 10:03:25 PM #328:	PatrickMahomes posted... ChewedMint posted... lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened I'm not the one who created a live update topic to detail my first time for everyone to see only to end up with erectile dysfunction <cite>ChewedMint posted [p:926985287] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened</quote> I'm not the one who created a live update topic to detail my first time for everyone to see only to end up with erectile dysfunction</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 09/04/19 10:04:46 PM #329:	slimfizzle4 posted... Shablagoo posted... Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though... Story time Well, not quite the 2nd time, but the 2nd girl. IDK what it was. We didnt really have the same connection that I did with the first one. Also I was always STUPID drunk (like, the first time I literally threw up on the side of the road and then passed out in her car for like an hour lol) the few times we slept together and at the time I guess liquor made me bad at sex. --- "some guys get bored after having sex with a girl....i get bored halfway through having sex with a girl" - No_U_L7 https://i.imgtc.ws/uXfxf6P.png <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926985342] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though...</quote> Story time</quote> Well, not quite the 2nd time, but the 2nd girl. IDK what it was. We didnt really have the same connection that I did with the first one. Also I was always STUPID drunk (like, the first time I literally threw up on the side of the road and then passed out in her car for like an hour lol) the few times we slept together and at the time I guess liquor made me bad at sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 09/04/19 10:05:56 PM #330:	ChewedMint posted... PatrickMahomes posted... ChewedMint posted... lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened I'm not the one who created a live update topic to detail my first time for everyone to see only to end up with erectile dysfunction Doesnt matter, still smells like vajoojoo --- "some guys get bored after having sex with a girl....i get bored halfway through having sex with a girl" - No_U_L7 https://i.imgtc.ws/uXfxf6P.png <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926985386] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened</quote> I'm not the one who created a live update topic to detail my first time for everyone to see only to end up with erectile dysfunction</quote> Doesnt matter, still smells like vajoojoo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 09/04/19 10:06:29 PM #331:	Lmao couldn't get it up. Damn man the excitement should be enough to blow a load in 3 seconds --- SIGNATURE <cite>--Zero- posted [p:926985417] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Lmao couldn't get it up. Damn man the excitement should be enough to blow a load in 3 seconds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/04/19 10:21:50 PM #332:	Shablagoo posted... slimfizzle4 posted... Shablagoo posted... Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though... Story time Well, not quite the 2nd time, but the 2nd girl. IDK what it was. We didnt really have the same connection that I did with the first one. Also I was always STUPID drunk (like, the first time I literally threw up on the side of the road and then passed out in her car for like an hour lol) the few times we slept together and at the time I guess liquor made me bad at sex. Shit happens. --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926986179] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>Correct, in my case. That 2nd time, though...</quote> Story time</quote> Well, not quite the 2nd time, but the 2nd girl. IDK what it was. We didnt really have the same connection that I did with the first one. Also I was always STUPID drunk (like, the first time I literally threw up on the side of the road and then passed out in her car for like an hour lol) the few times we slept together and at the time I guess liquor made me bad at sex.</quote> Shit happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 09/04/19 10:23:19 PM #333:	ChewedMint posted... PatrickMahomes posted... ChewedMint posted... lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened I'm not the one who created a live update topic to detail my first time for everyone to see only to end up with erectile dysfunction TIL being nervous your first time = ED --- MVP Tracker: 1-0 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:926986235] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>PatrickMahomes posted...</cite> <quote>ChewedMint posted...</cite> <quote>lmao, as if the embarrassment with her in the moment wasn't enough, now all of CE knows about it too</quote> Because I'm sure your first time was peachy perfect too and not a single tiny embarrassing thing happened</quote> I'm not the one who created a live update topic to detail my first time for everyone to see only to end up with erectile dysfunction</quote> TIL being nervous your first time = ED</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteC 09/04/19 10:36:00 PM #334:	Duncanwii posted... The smell of her vag is sticking to my clothes D: Im going to be so embarrassed when mom comes to get me. Is she sick or something? <cite>EliteC posted [p:926986810] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>The smell of her vag is sticking to my clothes D: Im going to be so embarrassed when mom comes to get me.</quote> Is she sick or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteC 09/04/19 10:40:43 PM #335:	Duncanwii posted... TeaMilk posted... Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck. I am laughing my ass so hard now lol <cite>EliteC posted [p:926987002] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf</quote> I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck.</quote> I am laughing my ass so hard now lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/04/19 10:41:39 PM #336:	EliteC posted... Duncanwii posted... The smell of her vag is sticking to my clothes D: Im going to be so embarrassed when mom comes to get me. Is she sick or something? What does Momwii being sick have to do with anything? Holy shit. Why have I not asked this yet! Pics of Momwii --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926987049] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>EliteC posted...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>The smell of her vag is sticking to my clothes D: Im going to be so embarrassed when mom comes to get me.</quote> Is she sick or something?</quote> What does Momwii being sick have to do with anything? Holy shit. Why have I not asked this yet! Pics of Momwii</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteC 09/04/19 10:44:33 PM #337:	slimfizzle4 posted... EliteC posted... Duncanwii posted... The smell of her vag is sticking to my clothes D: Im going to be so embarrassed when mom comes to get me. Is she sick or something? What does Momwii being sick have to do with anything? Holy shit. Why have I not asked this yet! Pics of Momwii Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaa <cite>EliteC posted [p:926987196] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>EliteC posted...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>The smell of her vag is sticking to my clothes D: Im going to be so embarrassed when mom comes to get me.</quote> Is she sick or something?</quote> What does Momwii being sick have to do with anything? Holy shit. Why have I not asked this yet! Pics of Momwii</quote> Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaa</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 09/04/19 10:45:00 PM #338:	slimfizzle4 posted... Holy shit. Why have I not asked this yet! Pics of Momwii --- "some guys get bored after having sex with a girl....i get bored halfway through having sex with a girl" - No_U_L7 https://i.imgtc.ws/uXfxf6P.png <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:926987215] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted... </cite> <quote>Holy shit. Why have I not asked this yet! Pics of Momwii</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteC 09/04/19 10:45:02 PM #339:	How did you meet girlWii, Duncan? <cite>EliteC posted [p:926987219] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>How did you meet girlWii, Duncan?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lyrica 09/04/19 10:47:25 PM #340:	Duncanwii posted... TeaMilk posted... Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck. Poor Eevee <cite>Lyrica posted [p:926987320] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf</quote> I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck.</quote> Poor Eevee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/04/19 10:47:42 PM #341:	Duncanwii posted... Shablagoo posted... your gf is pretty TC Im not posting another pic of her. Last time I did the picture got deleted and the topic got locked. Im not risking my account over this. we'll all risk our accounts someday. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:926987337] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted...</cite> <quote>your gf is pretty TC</quote> Im not posting another pic of her. Last time I did the picture got deleted and the topic got locked. Im not risking my account over this.</quote> we'll all risk our accounts someday.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/04/19 10:47:51 PM #342:	slimfizzle4 posted... Pics of Momwii You must think Im crazy if you think Im gonna post a pic of my mother on here. EliteC posted... How did you meet girlWii, Duncan? Thats a boring story, but in short we met at the mall. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:926987344] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>Pics of Momwii</quote> You must think Im crazy if you think Im gonna post a pic of my mother on here. EliteC posted...</cite> <quote>How did you meet girlWii, Duncan?</quote> Thats a boring story, but in short we met at the mall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny 09/04/19 10:53:21 PM #343:	Idk if someone already said this (I don't feel like reading every post), but if you can get it up on your own you do not have ED. Loose meat from performance anxiety is pretty damn common. My first time with a girl I had an almost constant erection for about an hour or two before we started. Once it was time, I couldn't get it up. I had to try again the next day and everything was cool. --- Yes, it is against the terms of service. Do not use the boards to set up orgies. -Alucard188 <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:926987555] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Idk if someone already said this (I don't feel like reading every post), but if you can get it up on your own you do not have ED. Loose meat from performance anxiety is pretty damn common. My first time with a girl I had an almost constant erection for about an hour or two before we started. Once it was time, I couldn't get it up. I had to try again the next day and everything was cool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteC 09/04/19 10:55:58 PM #344:	Lyrica posted... Duncanwii posted... TeaMilk posted... Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck. Poor Eevee Did Eevee evolve into flareon? Jolteon? Vaporeon? No! He became tunateon! Lol <cite>EliteC posted [p:926987678] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Lyrica posted...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf</quote> I fingered her, wiped my hand on my shirt without thinking and the smell stuck.</quote> Poor Eevee </quote> Did Eevee evolve into flareon? Jolteon? Vaporeon? No! He became tunateon! Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/04/19 10:56:41 PM #345:	Duncanwii posted... You must think Im crazy if you think Im gonna post a pic of my mother on here. Yes I do think that your crazy. I was going to post my worthless mother's obituary picture just because but now I can't find it. So much for shaming you into it. --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:926987709] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>You must think Im crazy if you think Im gonna post a pic of my mother on here.</quote> Yes I do think that your crazy. I was going to post my worthless mother's obituary picture just because but now I can't find it. So much for shaming you into it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 09/04/19 10:57:10 PM #346:	slimfizzle4 posted... TeaMilk posted... Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf She's a very moist woman Did his soft wiener make her panties moister than an oyster --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:926987734] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan how did you get her pussy juice on you wtf</quote> She's a very moist woman</quote> Did his soft wiener make her panties moister than an oyster</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/04/19 11:14:54 PM #347:	we learned in pokemon go eevee wont spawn in the wild for the next 2 month's. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:926988528] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>we learned in pokemon go eevee wont spawn in the wild for the next 2 month's.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/04/19 11:17:40 PM #348:	Duncan next time you wake up with a boner, immediately sprint to her house. Run like the wind. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:926988632] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncan next time you wake up with a boner, immediately sprint to her house. Run like the wind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11 09/04/19 11:22:52 PM #349:	IfGodCouldDie posted... RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... It's amazing how he's been active but stopped updating when I pointed out he's been doing this for the past several weeks truly remarkable. What is your actual problem? Anytime I see you interact with anyone you come across as a very angry and bitter human being. It's cuz he wishes he was this cool. Also TC get 'em next time ok! --- Yo wtf <cite>evil_zombie11 posted [p:926988838] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>It's amazing how he's been active but stopped updating when I pointed out he's been doing this for the past several weeks truly remarkable.</quote> What is your actual problem? Anytime I see you interact with anyone you come across as a very angry and bitter human being.</quote> It's cuz he wishes he was this cool. Also TC get 'em next time ok!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 09/04/19 11:26:10 PM #350:	TC was right; today is the day ~~that Banjo-Kazooie was released. (Sorry if this was posted already; I'm not searching 350 posts).~~ --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:926988986] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>TC was right; today is the day that Banjo-Kazooie was released. (Sorry if this was posted already; I'm not searching 350 posts).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/04/19 11:26:59 PM #351:	MabusIncarnate posted... Duncan next time you wake up with a boner, immediately sprint to her house. Run like the wind. She wont have sex with me without a condom. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:926989027] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan next time you wake up with a boner, immediately sprint to her house. Run like the wind. </quote> She wont have sex with me without a condom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 09/04/19 11:29:04 PM #352:	Duncanwii posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Duncan next time you wake up with a boner, immediately sprint to her house. Run like the wind. She wont have sex with me without a condom. Gonna have to multitask. I know you can do it! --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:926989114] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Duncan next time you wake up with a boner, immediately sprint to her house. Run like the wind. </quote> She wont have sex with me without a condom.</quote> Gonna have to multitask. I know you can do it!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SailorGoon 09/04/19 11:57:16 PM #353:	Hey man, you made it further than ever before. If there's a next time, then you know what to expect and what to prepare for. You'll get it in --- Me irl: https://i.imgtc.ws/DaWXgKp.png <cite>SailorGoon posted [p:926990269] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>Hey man, you made it further than ever before. If there's a next time, then you know what to expect and what to prepare for. You'll get it in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 09/05/19 12:15:35 AM #354:	I missed it because you deleted it, did you only have one condom and it's ruined? --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:926990975] in Today's th... [t:77986428]...</cite> <quote>I missed it because you deleted it, did you only have one condom and it's ruined?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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