Current Events > Scenario: Your brothers' hand just got broken unexpectedly

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UnfairRepresent
09/05/19 7:13:15 AM
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You're going to pick up some donuts from Magee's Donuts and meet up with your brother at the Sip and Slurp internet cafe

When he stumbles in slightly late while holding his hand in agony and says "Some chick in scuba gear just fucked up my hand!"

"She was just standing there with a giant ass map looking more lost than David Spade in a ghetto , so I asked if she needed help and the bitch like shook my hand but there was some electricity or some shit and it just fucked my hand up. Look"

You grab his hand and it feels like squeezing a beanbag.

"Then she threatened to rip it off, stole my jacket and stole my bike. Nearly crashed the damn thing."

"I dunno what to do man. Tell the cops some witch bitch magiced my hand and stole my bike? They probably just lock ME up man. aww shit man .. What the fuck..."

He starts to pace around

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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Scotty_Rogers
09/05/19 7:19:12 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
meet up with your brother


UnfairRepresent posted...
Slip and Slurp

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Ilishe
09/05/19 7:21:14 AM
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I go after the thief. No one fucks with my lil bro.
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Malfunction
09/05/19 7:30:01 AM
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Knew this would be an offshoot of the captain marvel topic
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UnfairRepresent
09/05/19 7:53:13 AM
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Malfunction posted...
Knew this would be an offshoot of the captain marvel topic

yet you can't answer it
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gp1829
09/05/19 7:57:18 AM
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Scooba
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smoliske
09/05/19 8:21:50 AM
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I help jack him off since it would be difficult for him in that condition
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D_Fen_Door
09/05/19 8:27:23 AM
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Really depends on my bro. If I know he goes around sexually harassing women and calls himself "The Don", I would just tell him what I would always be telling him in this scenario: "What did I tell you about harassing women? Count yourself lucky for getting off with just that. Now let's go get that hand fixed up."

On the way to the hospital I might ask him what his motivations for behaving this way are, and maybe over there I might see if we can find some sort of therapy for him.

If my brother was not a predator, I would file a police report.
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UnfairRepresent
09/05/19 5:39:17 PM
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huh

I always thought he said "the dawn "

Don makes more sense
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