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Duncanwii
09/05/19 2:38:08 PM
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On the grand scheme of things finding a mate is the most important thing in life. So, mission accomplished.
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Turtlebread
09/05/19 2:38:42 PM
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I want to fuck a half asian chick but I'm in a relationship so I can't achieve my life goal.
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TeaMilk
09/05/19 2:39:10 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
I want to fuck a half asian chick but I'm in a relationship so I can't achieve my life goal.
what's the other half
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Turtlebread
09/05/19 2:40:47 PM
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white or black I don't mind
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Lost_All_Senses
09/05/19 2:42:51 PM
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Continuing to be alive is my only goal. I put life on easy mode.
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Duncanwii
09/05/19 2:43:28 PM
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My gf played Mario Kart 7 after our bed time and asked me to dictate the course she played. I think I found an angel :D
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DarkChozoGhost
09/05/19 2:44:28 PM
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Can you call someone a "mate" without a successful mating?
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sylverlolol
09/05/19 2:45:06 PM
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Maybe your next goal should be actually having sex with someone you intend to live with for the rest of your life LOL
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ChrisTaka
09/05/19 2:46:48 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
On the grand scheme of things finding a mate is the most important thing in life. So, mission accomplished.


Well well well, look who decided to show their face here after the FAILURE that occurred yesterday. You were THIS close to reaching heaven's door and you fucked up. Your a failure to not only yourself, but also your entire family in every timeline. You don't deserve that soggy hotdog you call a dick. I curse you Duncan, I curse you and your family, your girlfriend's family, your family's family, and your pets if you have any. Get out of my sight scrub, you make me sick.

P A T H E T I C
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Pepys Monster
09/05/19 2:46:48 PM
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Solid logic, Duncan.
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Duncanwii
09/05/19 2:58:32 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Solid logic, Duncan.

I think so.
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MC_BatCommander
09/05/19 2:59:13 PM
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You gotta actually get the dick in before she's a mate, mate.
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TroutPaste
09/05/19 2:59:33 PM
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Duncanwii
09/05/19 3:00:06 PM
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TroutPaste posted...
Are you engaged?

We want to get married but dont have the money.
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Pepys Monster
09/05/19 3:02:06 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
TroutPaste posted...
Are you engaged?

We want to get married but dont have the money.

But did you propose?
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Solid Sonic
09/05/19 3:02:18 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
TroutPaste posted...
Are you engaged?

We want to get married but dont have the money.

You could make it official in a small way then save up to do it right down the line. Its a fair compromise to make if you truly feel like you want to spend the rest of your lives together. Whats most important is cementing that and the mutual agreement that youre in it together (and the tax benefits).

Vow renewals and deferred honeymoons are a thing.
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Duncanwii
09/05/19 3:03:56 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Duncanwii posted...
TroutPaste posted...
Are you engaged?

We want to get married but dont have the money.

But did you propose?

I did a few years ago. But stuff happened and we broke up and got back together, but that was a while ago. I need to re-propose.
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Pepys Monster
09/05/19 3:04:43 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Duncanwii posted...
TroutPaste posted...
Are you engaged?

We want to get married but dont have the money.

But did you propose?

I did a few years ago. But stuff happened and we broke up and got back together, but that was a while ago. I need to re-propose.

Oh man, that sounds complicated. And it makes me wonder. If my fiancee comes back, do I have to re-propose?
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