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DarkRoast
09/11/19 10:40:17 PM
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Trust your unreliable admiral because reasons
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tullock
09/11/19 10:41:30 PM
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Holding for General Hugs!
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s0nicfan
09/11/19 10:42:26 PM
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Given the opportunity to stop a weapon that would kill everyone you know and care about, consider hugs instead.
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Tyranthraxus
09/11/19 10:42:34 PM
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Based on everything we know about Episode 9:

Nothing. Disney has learned literally nothing.

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DarkRoast
09/11/19 10:44:25 PM
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Obi-Wan: Trust your instincts
The Last Jedi: No don't do that
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au_gold
09/11/19 10:45:13 PM
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Releasing a bunch of ugly horses into the wild is the real victory.
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evil_zombie11
09/11/19 10:46:54 PM
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Hmmmm there's a political joke here somewhere....
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DarkRoast
09/11/19 10:47:02 PM
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Hyperdrive-equipped missiles don't exist because that would just be unfair
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SideshowBob311
09/11/19 10:57:32 PM
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If you develop an interesting character (Finn), make sure you have something worthwhile for him/her to do in your movie (whatever the opposite of that casino planet nonsense is).
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tullock
09/12/19 10:29:38 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
Hyperdrive-equipped missiles don't exist because that would just be unfair


Strap a hyperdrive to a kilometer wide hunk of metal. That'll one-shot anything, probably even the death star
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SSJGrimReaper
09/12/19 10:32:54 AM
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au_gold posted...
Releasing a bunch of ugly horses into the wild is the real victory.

Releasing wild horses is more important than releasing enslaved children taking care of said horses
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Shablagoo
09/12/19 10:35:23 AM
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au_gold posted...
Releasing a bunch of ugly horses into the wild is the real victory.


Ok even as a TLJ stan I have to say, the CGI on those animals was atrocious. The CGI for Jar Jar was 100x better. Otherwise, the movie had great effects, so it was extremely jarring to me.

But I never see anyone bring it up.
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bknight
09/12/19 10:36:38 AM
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Asian girls are thirsty for that stormtrooper D, even in Star Wars universe, Asian guys can't catch a break
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TheDreadedWave
09/12/19 10:37:10 AM
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Leias can breath in space
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DarkRoast
09/12/19 10:43:40 AM
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Leia can survive literally being in space
Luke can't survive a phone call
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