Current Events > I think my body is broken. Please advise

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>stop drinking for a month
>feel like I'm hungrier than a group of 9 month pregnant women

why is this
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You're pregnant.
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Dr. TeaMilk says eat a FUCK ton and then get tummy rubs from an adult or someone you trust
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I told you not to go past the two fold Kaioken.

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Alcohol is like 150 calories a pop. That's like one side item each.
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Alcohol is largely just calories and carbs. Eat something high in carbs to make it stop.

yunalenne10 posted...

You're pregnant.

I mean I did make eye contact with a woman on the street a month ago. Is it possible...

TeaMilk posted...

Dr. TeaMilk says eat a FUCK ton and then get tummy rubs from an adult or someone you trust

That rules you out. Also no. I ate like... more than what I normally do and I'm still fucking hungry.

Squall28 posted...

Alcohol is like 150 calories a pop. That's like one side item each.

R_Jackal posted...

Alcohol is largely just calories and carbs. Eat something high in carbs to make it stop.

So I get drunk?
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I started eating a lot of candy when I stopped drinking
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Bread, as fresh as possible.
It's full of empty carbs, and even has alcohol in it.

Squall28 posted...

Alcohol is like 150 calories a pop. That's like one side item each.

Vodka is very low on calories especially when you use diet mixer

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

So I get drunk?

It could work, doubt that's what you're aiming for there.Your body is essentially craving what you cut out. Eat like a few pieces of bread or some rice or somethin and the ridiculous hunger should go away for a bit until you can ween off that was more my lane there.

Have you tried turning it off, waiting 15 seconds, and then turning it back on again?

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I suppose it's good it's not a sign I'm dying of a fake news illness

but fuck someone should have warned me to keep getting wasted several times a week
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When you stop drinking you get cravings for all the calories you have been putting into your body as beer/wine/liquor

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Squall28 posted...

Alcohol is like 150 calories a pop. That's like one side item each.

Vodka is very low on calories especially when you use diet mixer

Everclear is 95% ethanol, and 180 calories per shot. 80-proof vodka should be about 75 calories or so.

Thats impressive, I thought you were still getting drunk almost every night Brutai. Your posts sure didnt get any better with sobriety but good for you still, keep it up!
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What's the deal with CE sobering up?

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Thats impressive, I thought you were still getting drunk almost every night Brutai. Your posts sure didnt get any better with sobriety but good for you still, keep it up!

Yeah I'm actually worse sober.
The worse you get from drunk me is asking questions about American politics or movies.

I generally keep from CE when drunk

Questionmarktarius posted...

What's the deal with CE sobering up?

BrutaI replaced alcohol with milk
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How's your diet, as far as hitting all the nutrients? It sounds like you could use more fiber and protein, but increase that at a slow, gradual pace, or you will shit adobe bricks.
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Evening_Dragon posted...

How's your diet, as far as hitting all the nutrients? It sounds like you could use more fiber and protein, but increase that at a slow, gradual pace, or you will shit adobe bricks.

I go through like a gallon/5 liters of milk a day and whatever else I want. So instead of beer, replaced it with milk
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Questionmarktarius posted...

What's the deal with CE sobering up?

Today's my seventh day with no alcohol.

I hate being broke.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

Evening_Dragon posted...

How's your diet, as far as hitting all the nutrients? It sounds like you could use more fiber and protein, but increase that at a slow, gradual pace, or you will shit adobe bricks.

I go through like a gallon/5 liters of milk a day and whatever else I want. So instead of beer, replaced it with milk

That would explain your hunger. Milk is mostly carbs, so it's not gonna satiate you for long.
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Evening_Dragon posted...

That would explain your hunger. Milk is mostly carbs, so it's not gonna satiate you for long.

well we'll try the meat diet
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Popcorn is filling as hell. Try that, but either pop it yourself or watch the salt content very closely.

Yeah popcorn is great. It's the closest thing to a cheat meal without actually being a cheat meal. I load that shit up with butter, I don't even care.
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Hmm, I could do it at work. In one of the few microwaves.
When everyone is eating
yes
that seems fun
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Drinking large amounts of alcohol drops blood sugar, causing hunger.

Youre welcome.
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Everclear is 95% ethanol, and 180 calories per shot. 80-proof vodka should be about 75 calories or so.

I don't imagine most people paying everclear prices. It's about $8-10 more than 80 proof spirits. Younger people like that shit I don't. I'm about cost wise on vodka because it's a non essential budget item

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EdgeMaster posted...

Drinking large amounts of alcohol drops blood sugar, causing hunger.

Youre welcome.

Unless you mix it with mountain dew
I've never done that except one time I. Highschool when it was UV Blue and Mtn Dew

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Also everclear is shit. You can just refilter any cheap vodka on your own.
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