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Doom_Art
09/21/19 12:39:16 AM
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What the fuck do I do now

How the hell do I sleep in this room

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TheBlueMonk_
09/21/19 12:41:08 AM
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buy this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AA8X2QG/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

mix it in water, spray all your walls.

it kills bugs making contact with it after a couple minutes. things a killer. have a fly problem during the summer and after spraying all my windows with this, they drop dead within minutes of landing on the window. ill come home to see dead flies all over the floor.

and it lasts months, too.
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Phewfus
09/21/19 12:43:49 AM
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That spider might be protecting you from something worse.
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Doom_Art
09/21/19 12:49:47 AM
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Yeah I'm buying some kinda pest thing, new sheets, new pillows+cases, and maybe an actual bed frame now

I'm also sleeping on the couch tonight

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viewmaster_pi
09/21/19 12:55:46 AM
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you just slapped yourself in the head, huh

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viewmaster_pi
09/21/19 12:57:06 AM
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also overreacting hard, your bed (probably) isn't infested with spiders, they're active at night, it probably was just trying to get from point a to point b and your face was in the way

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Doom_Art
09/21/19 12:57:08 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
you just slapped yourself in the head, huh
Hey I felt something crawling on it

Assumed it was a fly

I just did what felt natural

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RickyTheBAWSE
09/21/19 12:57:36 AM
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I would never sleep again
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Doom_Art
09/21/19 12:58:20 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
also overreacting hard, your bed (probably) isn't infested with spiders, they're active at night, it probably was just trying to get from point a to point b and your face was in the way
Probably

I'm just paranoid there's more. I don't want this things getting all up in my face, eyes, nose, or mouth while I'm sleeping

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viewmaster_pi
09/21/19 12:59:23 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Probably

I'm just paranoid there's more. I don't want this things getting all up in my face, eyes, nose, or mouth while I'm sleeping
You don't need to worry about spiders doing that, just cockroaches

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DepreceV2
09/21/19 12:59:39 AM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
buy this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AA8X2QG/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

mix it in water, spray all your walls.

it kills bugs making contact with it after a couple minutes. things a killer. have a fly problem during the summer and after spraying all my windows with this, they drop dead within minutes of landing on the window. ill come home to see dead flies all over the floor.

and it lasts months, too.


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Bad_Mojo
09/21/19 1:01:32 AM
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Was lying in bed
It was crawling on my head
A spider now dead

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Doom_Art
09/21/19 1:02:01 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
You don't need to worry about spiders doing that, just cockroaches
Too cold here for cockroaches

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viewmaster_pi
09/21/19 1:07:30 AM
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Then you're all set.

As long as the centipedes stay in their nooks and crannies

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Doom_Art
09/21/19 1:09:51 AM
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All the pillowcases and sheets have been removed

The bed has been moved away from it's original spot.

New sheets and comforters are on the bed now

Wish me luck

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Kaiganeer
09/21/19 1:10:24 AM
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did you flush your ear canal? might have one hiding out in there
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powerman1426
09/21/19 1:11:04 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Was lying in bed
It was crawling on my head
A spider now dead
A good haiku.

That said, spiders don't want to hurt you. They want to eat the things that do

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Doom_Art
09/21/19 1:11:37 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
did you flush your ear canal? might have one hiding out in there
No I'm saving that one til more wax builds up

Then I get the nice flush with a bunch of wax sloshing out

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KaZooo
09/21/19 1:14:30 AM
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Doom_Art posted...

New sheets and comforters are on the bed now

Spiders aren't into leftover cheeto dust or dried splooge. They're literally there to hunt other bugs.

Although I understand when it's a bigger spider and there are bigger potential consequences with a bite.
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muchdran
09/21/19 1:17:31 AM
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Spray the outside of your house every month, don't have to worry about it.
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viewmaster_pi
09/21/19 1:19:03 AM
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powerman1426 posted...
That said, spiders don't want to hurt you. They want to eat the things that do
and also you

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SSJGrimReaper
09/21/19 1:24:36 AM
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strike one

you got two more until padlox aka @dolomedes goes john wick on your ass
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Doom_Art
09/21/19 1:27:27 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
strike one

you got two more until padlox aka @dolomedes goes john wick on your ass
Don't tell him about the one hobo spider in my bathroom that I drowned in cleaning spray and crushed

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IHeartRadiation
09/21/19 2:20:58 AM
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Sleep with your head under the sheets. I stopped exposing my flesh to the night when I heard breathing that wasn't mine.
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Keith_Valentine
09/21/19 2:23:34 AM
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I used to hate spiders but now I kinda like them. I wont kill them unless they get too close, same with bees. I gave this bee like 7 chances the other day and he wouldnt fuck off so he had to die.
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Strider102
09/21/19 3:35:01 AM
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powerman1426
09/21/19 3:49:20 AM
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industrializeit
09/21/19 3:49:52 AM
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Like 10 years ago, I slept on a friend's couch for a month while waiting for an apartment I wanted to open up. Second day there I woke up with a spider web on my face. A spider made a full web on my face and I slept through it.
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powerman1426
09/21/19 3:53:31 AM
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industrializeit posted...
Like 10 years ago, I slept on a friend's couch for a month while waiting for an apartment I wanted to open up. Second day there I woke up with a spider web on my face. A spider made a full web on my face and I slept through it.
It let you sleep, and you wiped it away. Imagine if it had a marker. It could've been worse lol

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industrializeit
09/21/19 7:52:33 AM
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powerman1426 posted...
industrializeit posted...
Like 10 years ago, I slept on a friend's couch for a month while waiting for an apartment I wanted to open up. Second day there I woke up with a spider web on my face. A spider made a full web on my face and I slept through it.
It let you sleep, and you wiped it away. Imagine if it had a marker. It could've been worse lol
Definitely could have been worse
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NonDairyMiltank
09/21/19 8:04:18 AM
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oh brother

just buy Lemon Pledge or a cheap knockoff
spiders hate the scent of it

housekeepers have known this for years
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Malfunction
09/21/19 8:04:50 AM
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This happened to me recently lol. I had a few bite marks from the week before too so he was obviously hanging around me for a while...
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Error1355
09/21/19 8:07:58 AM
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DepreceV2 posted...
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
buy this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AA8X2QG/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

mix it in water, spray all your walls.

it kills bugs making contact with it after a couple minutes. things a killer. have a fly problem during the summer and after spraying all my windows with this, they drop dead within minutes of landing on the window. ill come home to see dead flies all over the floor.

and it lasts months, too.


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apocalyptic_4
09/21/19 8:33:15 AM
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I woke up to something similar but it was a centipede crawling on my face I jumped out of bed from that.

Thank God I found it quick and killed it. Had a hard time sleeping after though.
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viewmaster_pi
09/21/19 8:35:55 AM
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i wish i had a centipede gf who had 100 thicc thighs to squeeze me to death with goodnight

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Hexenherz
09/21/19 8:37:38 AM
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Reminds me of when I was in a hotel room, my watch fell between the wall and the bed, lights were off, I reached down to grab the watch and my hand passed through all these spider webs. It was freaky as shit.
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HollowKnail
09/21/19 9:47:25 AM
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chances are it was a harmless common house spider
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Doom_Art
09/21/19 9:50:11 AM
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HollowKnail posted...
chances are it was a harmless common house spider
Small, brown, and with two orange markings on it's back.

As far as I know apart from black widows there's no real dangerous spiders in the area.

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HollowKnail
09/21/19 9:59:40 AM
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was it a jumping spider? those are pretty common and have mealy legs and vary a lot in coloring
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Gen5_AppleJack
09/21/19 10:00:15 AM
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You got bugs in your room, gross
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Doom_Art
09/21/19 10:06:33 AM
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HollowKnail posted...
was it a jumping spider? those are pretty common and have mealy legs and vary a lot in coloring
I've seen pics of jumping spiders but I don't think this was one

It had longer, thinner legs

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HollowKnail
09/21/19 10:07:46 AM
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Well hopefully a house spider. I'm just a little confused about the orange markings. I'm not an expert, I just run into house spiders a lot, so I looked it up and found out they were harmless. You could check a spider map and see what types of spiders are common for your area.
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darkphoenix181
09/21/19 10:09:32 AM
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Unless it was like a recluse, nothing to worry about. But recluse don't nest in your room so they would been finding others bugs too ear too.

He was giving you a hug telling you he would keep your room free of pests like mosquitos, flies, moths, bedbugs, and you killed him.

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HollowKnail
09/21/19 10:10:49 AM
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Don't recluse spiders stay low to the ground? They wouldn't be on his face, they'd be hiding in shoes or dirty laundry left on the floor, right?
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darkphoenix181
09/21/19 10:12:55 AM
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HollowKnail posted...
Don't recluse spiders stay low to the ground? They wouldn't be on his face, they'd be hiding in shoes or dirty laundry left on the floor, right?


They hunt at night. They would most likely avoid a hole spewing out carbon dioxide, but it is not impossible they run over your face to find prey.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
09/21/19 10:19:58 AM
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I've had a spider crawl on me when I was half asleep, it wasn't nearly as scary/shocking as I thought it would be. It was a pretty decent size to, about the size of a quarter.
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