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DrizztLink
09/24/19 9:12:23 PM
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Mr_Karate_II
09/24/19 9:12:52 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Domo arigato, doctor roboto

LOL
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/24/19 9:12:57 PM
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Nahhhh man you're good. They do these things thousands upon thousands of times a year. I just got knocked out last week. You blink and you're awake and it's over. I've actually grown quite fond of the experience.
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Mr_Karate_II
09/24/19 9:16:11 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nahhhh man you're good. They do these things thousands upon thousands of times a year. I just got knocked out last week. You blink and you're awake and it's over. I've actually grown quite fond of the experience.

Thanks. I know it will go ok but I'm still scared
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/24/19 9:19:44 PM
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The good thing is if you die you won't even know it because you're already under.

Also who needs a Gallbladder? No one!

Maybe clear your internet history too. Just so people aren't talking about it during your funeral.

BUT DON'T WORRY You're gonna be fine.
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OpShaft
09/24/19 9:23:15 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
The good thing is if you die you won't even know it because you're already under.

Also who needs a Gallbladder? No one!

Maybe clear your internet history too. Just so people aren't talking about it during your funeral.

BUT DON'T WORRY You're gonna be fine.


Why would you lie? One little hiccup and he's bleeding to death. Machines malfunction all the time.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/24/19 9:37:31 PM
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Yeah I wouldn't trust one of those robots. Just trying to make him feel better.
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Mr_Karate_II
09/24/19 10:08:02 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I wouldn't trust one of those robots. Just trying to make him feel better.

Damn thing may catch on fire or some shit
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/24/19 10:09:11 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I wouldn't trust one of those robots. Just trying to make him feel better.

Damn thing may catch on fire or some shit


I don't know if some shit but you should probably request some kind of coverage around the genitals.
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Mr_Karate_II
09/24/19 10:16:11 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I wouldn't trust one of those robots. Just trying to make him feel better.

Damn thing may catch on fire or some shit


I don't know if some shit but you should probably request some kind of coverage around the genitals.

Why?.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/24/19 10:16:58 PM
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Because if you wake up you want your dick and balls.
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Mr_Karate_II
09/24/19 10:21:20 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Because if you wake up you want your dick and balls.

True
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
09/25/19 1:57:33 PM
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Crepes
09/25/19 1:58:44 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I thought only women had gallbladders

No LOL. Like did you not take health class in middle school or high school?


I did but I don't recall ever been taught specifically about the gallbladder.
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A_A_Battery
09/25/19 2:04:41 PM
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Howd it go?

Does this mean future poop will be of a different color and possibly smell less? Sorry to be so disgusting but its what comes to mind.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
09/25/19 11:15:57 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
How is your recovery going?

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Mr_Karate_II
09/26/19 2:36:25 AM
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Sorry CE, i was dozing off for the most part after surgery. It was delayed by a few hours. The last thing i remember before surgery was sliding on the operator table,feeling relaxed then high and i was out. Recovery sucked ass,i legit cried because the pain was so bad.
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cavalierking
09/26/19 2:41:01 AM
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does this affect anything at all?

like, will you not be able to eat or drink or do certain things after having it removed?
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Mr_Karate_II
09/26/19 10:12:09 AM
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I can eat and drink like normal.

Can't lift anything over 20 LBS for a month.

I know i wouldn't wish this pain on my worst enemy, i didn't think it'd hurt that bad after waking up.
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Mr_Karate_II
09/26/19 10:27:51 AM
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@Johnny_Nutcase.

The robot didn't catch on fire LOL
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