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UnfairRepresent
09/29/19 12:48:03 PM
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And just dry humped each other while making faces like they smelled something awful?

I mean they even go down on each other while stille wearing loincloths.

I don't get that shit, either have nudity in the game or don't do scenes. Why do sex scenes but make them awkward as fuck?

Makes me think of Ride to Hell Retribution.
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TheOnionKnight
09/29/19 12:49:23 PM
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Maybe everyone had a loincloth fetish.
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Soggy_Pocket
09/29/19 12:50:35 PM
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You've never pulled panties to the side and ate/smashed?
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TerrifyingRei
09/29/19 12:50:46 PM
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/19 12:51:16 PM
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Soggy_Pocket posted...
You've never pulled panties to the side and ate/smashed?

They don't pull it to the side

And they wear bras too
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TheBlueMonk_
09/29/19 12:51:22 PM
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probably so they dont get rated AO but still appeal to the manchilden who ask devs on twitter if they can have sex with characters in their games.
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/19 12:52:34 PM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
probably so they dont get rated AO but still appeal to the manchilden who ask devs on twitter if they can have sex with characters in their games.

I don't think there's anything wrong with sex in video games

I mean you're cutting people's heads off and shit in the game. What's wrong with sex?

Just either do it or don't do it. Weird as fuck half-measures are weird.
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Soggy_Pocket
09/29/19 12:52:37 PM
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You wouldn't need to pull a loincloth to the side, just lift the flap.
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Strider102
09/29/19 12:54:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
probably so they dont get rated AO but still appeal to the manchilden who ask devs on twitter if they can have sex with characters in their games.

I don't think there's anything wrong with sex in video games

I mean you're cutting people's heads off and shit in the game. What's wrong with sex?

Just either do it or don't do it. Weird as fuck half-measures are weird.


Sex is bad, violence is good.
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/19 12:55:25 PM
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Strider102 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
probably so they dont get rated AO but still appeal to the manchilden who ask devs on twitter if they can have sex with characters in their games.

I don't think there's anything wrong with sex in video games

I mean you're cutting people's heads off and shit in the game. What's wrong with sex?

Just either do it or don't do it. Weird as fuck half-measures are weird.


Sex is bad, violence is good.

Yeah that's Abrahamic Religion for you
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spudger
09/29/19 12:57:06 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Sex is bad, violence is good.

murica
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/19 2:45:24 PM
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spudger posted...
Strider102 posted...
Sex is bad, violence is good.

murica

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pfh1001
09/29/19 4:03:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
probably so they dont get rated AO but still appeal to the manchilden who ask devs on twitter if they can have sex with characters in their games.

I don't think there's anything wrong with sex in video games

I mean you're cutting people's heads off and shit in the game. What's wrong with sex?

Just either do it or don't do it. Weird as fuck half-measures are weird.


I agree completely. I think they probably originally meant to do something akin to Mass Effect 1, but when the very minor side boob in that game made idiots lose their minds they pulled back & added the underwear.
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