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Verdekal
10/01/19 2:29:27 PM
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"You wanted a perfect girl, didn't you? Well I'm practically perfect in every way!"

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soulunison2
10/01/19 2:29:58 PM
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Id bang her brains out tbh she lowkey a freak and her dome is probably a1
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Duncanwii
10/01/19 2:36:56 PM
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Verdekal posted...
"You wanted a perfect girl, didn't you? Well I'm practically perfect in every way!"
I didnt find either of the woman they got to play her particularly attractive.

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emmo
10/02/19 6:33:38 PM
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I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

May I call you Julie?

I'll sweep your chimney if you spoon me, sugar.
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Kajagogo
10/02/19 6:35:26 PM
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I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting someone, like a delivery person.
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gloBal enemy
10/02/19 7:16:24 PM
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Am I the only one who would offer her a spoonful of sugar and see if she cleans my house for me?

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Lairen
10/02/19 7:17:07 PM
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So.....sex?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/02/19 7:17:46 PM
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I say" Prove it.
Get Ronda Rousey to marry me and give me a baby"
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YoshitoKikuchi
10/02/19 7:47:20 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Id bang her brains out tbh she lowkey a freak and her dome is probably a1


Hehe
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spudger
10/02/19 7:48:25 PM
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we talking the remake with the hottie?
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EverDownward
10/02/19 7:49:10 PM
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i don't trust people that use umbrellas as a method of transportation
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Wii_Shaker
10/02/19 7:49:25 PM
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I'd prefer her to float in through the window.
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pegusus123456
10/02/19 8:12:33 PM
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Mary Poppins is canonically a slut though.

Word on the street is that a spoonful of sugar is all it takes to get her to go down.
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Offworlder1
10/02/19 9:00:12 PM
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Eh we will see how things go.
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divot1338
10/02/19 9:12:50 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Id bang her brains out tbh she lowkey a freak and her dome is probably a1

Her head is ... steak sauce?
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emmo
10/02/19 9:23:24 PM
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gloBal enemy posted...
Am I the only one who would offer her a spoonful of sugar and see if she cleans my house for me?


No. See my comment above.
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LukeFalk
10/02/19 9:24:40 PM
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Mary Poppins is a serial killer. She murdered 20 other nannies to get the job.
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DK9292
10/02/19 9:26:07 PM
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Verdekal posted...
You wanted a perfect girl, didn't you?

"No, get the fuck out of my house."
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Banjo2553
10/02/19 10:29:27 PM
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Well, I have no clever comment because two people already made the spoonful of sugar joke.
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au_gold
10/02/19 10:31:41 PM
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Emily Blunt is the perfect woman.
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paerarru
10/03/19 8:08:06 PM
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You guys are terrible.

The correct response is "fancy a bit of a shag, luv?"
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Shablagoo
10/03/19 8:09:13 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Id bang her brains out tbh she lowkey a freak and her dome is probably a1

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