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Beveren_Rabbit
10/01/19 4:37:52 PM
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and that an arrested warrant has been placed against you. They offer you a chance to talk to a representative.

What do you do?
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MabusIncarnate
10/01/19 4:38:39 PM
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Hang up on this clear scam call.

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R1masher
10/01/19 4:39:02 PM
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Jump from the helicopter at a sexy angle
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spudger
10/01/19 4:39:06 PM
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laugh

hang up

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MacadamianNut3
10/01/19 4:39:21 PM
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Ask them if they are sure if they have the correct SSN by telling them mine
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Shablagoo
10/01/19 4:39:41 PM
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R1masher posted...
Jump from the helicopter at a sexy angle

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PatrickMahomes
10/01/19 4:40:14 PM
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I don't answer calls from people/numbers I don't know
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21WIVES_CHILL
10/01/19 4:40:29 PM
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Been getting that recently, its a scam. Is it from a TX?
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MC_BatCommander
10/01/19 4:41:19 PM
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Been getting that recently, its a scam. Is it from a TX?


I've gotten it a couple of times, yeah it was from Texas
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Shablagoo
10/01/19 4:41:40 PM
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Been getting that recently, its a scam. Is it from a TX?


You know what else is a scam?
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Tyranthraxus
10/01/19 4:42:23 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
and that an arrested warrant has been placed against you. They offer you a chance to talk to a representative.

What do you do?


The laundry.

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radical rhino
10/01/19 4:43:41 PM
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Tell them to call me back and give them the phone number for the FBI.
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yusiko
10/01/19 4:44:31 PM
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well i would say sure you can arrest me but you will have to catch me first and then id run off......to the fridge to get a light snack to build up my energy for my planned real mad dash to freedom
of course eating a snack makes me sleepy so i would have to take a nap
then when i woke up id be ready to run from the police......after i cleaned up first. i would be so embarrassed to have the police raid my abandoned house if it was messy

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MrChuckleteeth
10/01/19 4:45:31 PM
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Ask what theyre wearing
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JimCarrysToe
10/01/19 4:46:10 PM
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Reply "ok" to everything they say.
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HANGtheDJ_86
10/01/19 4:47:39 PM
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I'd laugh because they'd have to extradite that'd give me a good head start.
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Dunsworthy
10/01/19 4:51:34 PM
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Buy them $200 worth of iTunes gift cards to rectify the situation
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Musourenka
10/01/19 4:52:32 PM
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Ask them if I don't have to pay taxes anymore?
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CADE FOSTER
10/01/19 4:53:32 PM
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samurai bandit
10/01/19 4:54:30 PM
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I accept, then try to sell the representative a time share in a luxury hotel.
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MisterPengy
10/01/19 4:56:09 PM
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radical rhino posted...
Tell them to call me back and give them the phone number for the FBI.


That could be amusing. Tell them some thing like hold on, this is a business phone, call me on my personal number and give them the number for an FBI tip line.
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DaveRose316
10/01/19 6:32:46 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Hang up on this clear scam call.



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