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nevershine
10/03/19 6:59:33 PM
#1:


Who's gonna reign as "King of Sesame Street"? - Results (8 votes)
The Count
12.5% (1 vote)
1
Oscar the Grouch
25% (2 votes)
2
Big Bird
12.5% (1 vote)
1
Elmo
0% (0 votes)
0
Cookie Monster
0% (0 votes)
0
Grover
0% (0 votes)
0
Mr. Snuffleupagus
25% (2 votes)
2
Kermit the Frog
12.5% (1 vote)
1
Bert
12.5% (1 vote)
1
Ernie
0% (0 votes)
0
All Muppets are still just cotton and felt, not flesh and bone.
No weapons, just a good ole fashioned brawl! Arms and legs can be ripped off and theyll still keep trying to fight!

Whos gonna wear the crown as The King of Sesame Street?

Lets do this!
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Smashingpmkns
10/03/19 7:01:56 PM
#2:


Big Bird or the Count have the most street cred and probably the biggest gang behind them.
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boxington
10/03/19 7:03:54 PM
#3:


can't The Count summon lightning simply by counting?

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inloveanddeath0
10/03/19 7:04:28 PM
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Duncanwii
10/03/19 7:04:32 PM
#5:


Elmo is literally a reality warper capable of creating objects and pocket dimensions at will.

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nevershine
10/03/19 7:05:50 PM
#6:


Well Grover can put on his cape and fly around
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Umbreon
10/03/19 7:07:22 PM
#7:


Oscar wins this if he fights smart. That trash can offers a lot of defense.
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SiO4
10/03/19 7:07:42 PM
#8:


Big Bird would hold shit down.

Elmo doesn't even belong in the fray.

Katy Perry moves in.
And R2-D2 is the new cop around the block.

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Chicken
10/03/19 7:08:01 PM
#9:


Depends if the Count knows how to use Space Ripper Stingy Eyes
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AlisLandale
10/03/19 7:10:11 PM
#10:


Isnt Big Bird the only one that can see Snufflewhatever?

If he can take down Big Bird nobody else stands a chance, he wait until the dust settles and then take out the last man standing.
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nevershine
10/03/19 7:59:01 PM
#11:


I absolutely love how CE knows their Sesame Street lore
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viewmaster_pi
10/03/19 8:03:25 PM
#12:


Bert would solo everyone, you know he's been waiting for a reason to knock some heads around, but he's also the straight-man who you know would want everything to go back to normal.

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SimpleMan
10/03/19 8:15:55 PM
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Back in the day it would've been Mr. Snuffleupagus cause Big Bird was the only one who could see him. But now I've gotta go with Oscar.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
10/03/19 8:16:50 PM
#14:


The Count is literally a vampire. Nobody touching him.
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nevershine
10/03/19 8:53:37 PM
#15:


Count: One bloody nose, ah ah ah
Two missing teeth, ah ah ah
etc.
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DarkRoast
10/03/19 8:54:34 PM
#16:


The Count is undead and basically can't be killed by normal means
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nevershine
10/03/19 8:55:29 PM
#17:


DarkRoast posted...
The Count is undead and basically can't be killed by normal means

Unless you can make him count backwards
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powerman1426
10/03/19 8:56:59 PM
#18:


I voted Oscar, but

AlisLandale posted...
Isnt Big Bird the only one that can see Snufflewhatever?

If he can take down Big Bird nobody else stands a chance, he wait until the dust settles and then take out the last man standing.


This is an excellent point


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DarkRoast
10/03/19 9:02:17 PM
#19:


I believe The Muppets are canonically in the same universe as Sesame Street. If that's the case, Swedish Chef, Animal or Crazy Harry would probably be the winner.
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radical rhino
10/03/19 9:04:43 PM
#20:


powerman1426 posted...
I voted Oscar, but

AlisLandale posted...
Isnt Big Bird the only one that can see Snufflewhatever?

If he can take down Big Bird nobody else stands a chance, he wait until the dust settles and then take out the last man standing.


This is an excellent point


Snuffleupagus hasnt been imaginary for a long time.

Anyway, The Count and Kermit are the only adults and would stomp a bunch of toddler muppets. Then The Count would finish off Kermit.
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DarkRoast
10/03/19 9:09:08 PM
#21:


If Kermit is in, Animal and Crazy Harry are in.

Animal is basically unstoppable
Crazy Harry is an explosives expert
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nevershine
10/03/19 9:10:21 PM
#22:


Cookie Monster is basically a crackhead for cookies. He could be nigh unstoppable if he wanted to be.
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electricbugs2
10/03/19 9:12:09 PM
#23:


How has no one said the Yip Yip's yet?

Alien technology, hello??

Just because they don't understand our primitive Commodore computers and HAM radios doesn't mean they won't vaporize some ass.
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The Flood
10/03/19 9:13:10 PM
#24:


Yeah I've done this a bunch only with all Jim Henson creatures.

It always boils down to whether Snuffy is imaginary, or a freaking invisible mastodon
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DarkRoast
10/03/19 9:17:59 PM
#25:


Snuffy is canonically visible and known to the citizens of Sesame Street since 1985
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NeonOctopus
10/03/19 9:19:36 PM
#26:


Big Bird has the size, but is kind of a pussy so he'll get defeated.
Oscar can tank the hits, but it very immobile so he won't make any headway

I'll say The Count has this. He is a vampire >_>
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TheDreadedWave
10/03/19 9:20:58 PM
#27:


Snuffie and Big Bird have the obvious size advantage

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sabin017
10/03/19 9:29:38 PM
#28:


Snuffle could snap everyone's necks with that trunk.
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nevershine
10/03/19 9:31:36 PM
#29:


sabin017 posted...
Snuffle could snap everyone's necks with that trunk.

Which trunk?
<_<
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powerman1426
10/03/19 9:33:26 PM
#30:


electricbugs2 posted...
How has no one said the Yip Yip's yet?

Alien technology, hello??

Just because they don't understand our primitive Commodore computers and HAM radios doesn't mean they won't vaporize some ass.
The aliens were awesome yep yep yep

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radical rhino
10/03/19 9:39:47 PM
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If you included Abby she might win cuz shes a magic fairy.
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UltraDeku
10/03/19 9:45:40 PM
#32:


Mr. Snuffleupagus would dominate everyone there.
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Sariana21
10/03/19 11:04:18 PM
#33:


Bert. It's always the quiet ones.
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gguirao
10/03/19 11:22:50 PM
#34:


The Count.
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SiO4
10/03/19 11:30:57 PM
#35:


We did realize this whole time The Count, meant Death Count.
Holy shit!!
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nevershine
10/04/19 7:50:17 AM
#36:


SiO4 posted...
We did realize this whole time The Count, meant Death Count.
Holy shit!!

Mind=Blown
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ChrisTaka
10/04/19 7:56:40 AM
#37:


Looks like it's time for Oscar

to take out the trash
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