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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 10:57:43 PM
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I can never tell if I need to poop or if it's just my uterus being a bitch and pushing on things making me think I need to poop. ):<
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Golden_Key33
10/06/19 10:58:16 PM
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awesome999
10/06/19 10:59:16 PM
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Shouldn't have had that fucking apple then
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 10:59:17 PM
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I know your situation but is it possibility to go to the doctor to get medication to stop them
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viewmaster_pi
10/06/19 10:59:43 PM
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sometimes it's better if our thoughts stay our thoughts, sweetie

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 11:00:15 PM
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way to go ce
showing just how ce you can fucking be
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_BIueMonk
10/06/19 11:00:33 PM
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since living with my girlfriend now fiancee, i have gained an intimate knowledge of the female menstruation period.

doesn't sound fun.
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LordMarshal
10/06/19 11:01:03 PM
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I I hate periods so goddamn much period period period period
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:03:21 PM
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Golden_Key33 posted...
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You fuckin pr*modded*

awesome999 posted...
Shouldn't have had that fucking apple then

I don't like apples.

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I know your situation but is it possibility to go to the doctor to get medication to stop them

my mom's not spending money on something that dumb.

viewmaster_pi posted...
sometimes it's better if our thoughts stay our thoughts, sweetie

Shut the fuck up.
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viewmaster_pi
10/06/19 11:03:56 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
way to go ce
showing just how ce you can fucking be
you white knight too much bro

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Guide
10/06/19 11:05:02 PM
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imagine thinking CE is anything but a cesspit
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yunalenne10
10/06/19 11:05:15 PM
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Do you have Midol?
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:05:17 PM
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I think I'm constipated. Fuck. I SWEAR to GOD there's a turd in there!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 11:05:29 PM
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Will me giving money in paypal or something help pay for the doctor?
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viewmaster_pi
10/06/19 11:05:51 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
I think I'm constipated. Fuck. I SWEAR to GOD there's a turd in there!
This is what I'm talking about.

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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:06:56 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Will me giving money in paypal or something help pay for the doctor?

Lol u give me money I'm spending it on mobile game shit.

viewmaster_pi posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
I think I'm constipated. Fuck. I SWEAR to GOD there's a turd in there!
This is what I'm talking about.

Shut the fuck up I need to vent ok?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 11:07:18 PM
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Oh okay at least you're helpful but g'luck
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viewmaster_pi
10/06/19 11:07:39 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Shut the fuck up I need to vent ok?
About shitting tho

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awesome999
10/06/19 11:07:50 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
I think I'm constipated. Fuck. I SWEAR to GOD there's a turd in there!

Sounds like it's buttplug time!
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:07:51 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Oh okay at least you're helpful but g'luck

.... helpful?

And thx lol
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Correct_Facts
10/06/19 11:07:58 PM
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You act like you don't poop and period out of the same hole
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DrizztLink
10/06/19 11:08:21 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Sounds like it's buttplug time!
I feel like that wouldn't help at all.

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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:08:30 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Shut the fuck up I need to vent ok?
About shitting tho

Yes, leve me alone.

awesome999 posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
I think I'm constipated. Fuck. I SWEAR to GOD there's a turd in there!

Sounds like it's buttplug time!

HOW IS THAT GONNA FUCKIN HELP?
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 11:08:46 PM
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Is this a real topic or is TC not a female?
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:09:43 PM
#25:


Oh! One came out! I still feel more but my legs are starting to go numb.
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DeathDeathSong
10/06/19 11:09:45 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is this a real topic or is TC not a female?

unsure, periods definitely do not feel like you have to shit, unless tc has a serious medical problem
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:10:03 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is this a real topic or is TC not a female?

This is real.
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Unspecified_NPC
10/06/19 11:11:05 PM
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That sucks my friend. Can't say much else unfortunately.
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:11:11 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is this a real topic or is TC not a female?

unsure, periods definitely do not feel like you have to shit, unless tc has a serious medical problem

Lol you don't have periods. They're assholes in all sorts of ways. Or I just conveniently get constipated EVERY FUCKING PERIOD.
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awesome999
10/06/19 11:11:20 PM
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Buttplugs are supposed to be like closing a valve, obviously

If the opening is not open, nothing can come out
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Leanaunfurled
10/06/19 11:11:45 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is this a real topic or is TC not a female?

unsure, periods definitely do not feel like you have to shit, unless tc has a serious medical problem

It's an extremely common feeling with periods. Quick Google search will confirm that, before jumping to "serious medical problem."
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DrizztLink
10/06/19 11:11:51 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Lol you don't have periods. They're assholes in all sorts of ways. Or I just conveniently get constipated EVERY FUCKING PERIOD.
I am fairly sure she does in fact have periods.

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Darkraiomb
10/06/19 11:12:21 PM
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Get it? Because TC hates periods
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DeathDeathSong
10/06/19 11:12:45 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Lol you don't have periods. They're assholes in all sorts of ways. Or I just conveniently get constipated EVERY FUCKING PERIOD.

idk how to tell you this but im bleeding out my cooch right now and i can promise you that you a)either have a serious constipation problem or b) need to go to the er
you have something very wrong happening down there
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:12:56 PM
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Alright, giving up. *flush*
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 11:13:16 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is this a real topic or is TC not a female?

unsure, periods definitely do not feel like you have to shit, unless tc has a serious medical problem


As someone with undiagnosed G.I. problems, nothing feels out of the realm of possibility to be. The human torso fuckin sucks.

JimCarrysToe posted...
This is real.


Of course I wouldn't know anything about your specific problem but I've had days where it felt like I had to go for hours straight but I knew I couldn't. So all I can do is sympathize with the discomfortability that it brings. I think doing physical activities made the sensation go away quicker.
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Unspecified_NPC
10/06/19 11:13:46 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Lol you don't have periods. They're assholes in all sorts of ways. Or I just conveniently get constipated EVERY FUCKING PERIOD.

idk how to tell you this but im bleeding out my cooch right now and i can promise you that you a)either have a serious constipation problem or b) need to go to the er
you have something very wrong happening down there

All women are different, my ex used to get very bad cramps and had the runs on hers. Gotta keep that in mind
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viewmaster_pi
10/06/19 11:14:16 PM
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Is this a peak cegal topic

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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 11:14:36 PM
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Also, it's hilarious that so many CEmen can't handle a girl talking about her period. Feels almost too on brand.
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:15:19 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Lol you don't have periods. They're assholes in all sorts of ways. Or I just conveniently get constipated EVERY FUCKING PERIOD.

idk how to tell you this but im bleeding out my cooch right now and i can promise you that you a)either have a serious constipation problem or b) need to go to the er
you have something very wrong happening down there

I thought for sure you were a dude.... \_()_/

Leanaunfurled posted...
DeathDeathSong posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is this a real topic or is TC not a female?

unsure, periods definitely do not feel like you have to shit, unless tc has a serious medical problem

It's an extremely common feeling with periods. Quick Google search will confirm that, before jumping to "serious medical problem."

Oh thank you I was getting worried lol.
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Guide
10/06/19 11:15:51 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
Is this a peak cegal topic


Not even close. There's no warped sense of reality, or complete ignorance of societal norms.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/06/19 11:15:56 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also, it's hilarious that so many CEmen can't handle a girl talking about her period. Feels almost too on brand.

that's what's funny about it.
I tried giving TC money for her medical stuff but she was honest and said it'd just go on a game. But if it's thos much of a problem, the block list exists
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:17:03 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
Is this a peak cegal topic

Thanks!

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also, it's hilarious that so many CEmen can't handle a girl talking about her period. Feels almost too on brand.

I thought they were handling quite well, saw a dude over there cream himself in the corner.
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Hairy-man
10/06/19 11:17:12 PM
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I thought I was having my period yesterday but it indeed was actually a big turd. I know the feeling. Just keep pushing
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DeathDeathSong
10/06/19 11:18:11 PM
#45:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I thought for sure you were a dude.... \_()_/

i am, actually
cant get your car transmission swapped out for new parts without money and auto insurance amirite
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:18:42 PM
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Guide posted...
viewmaster_pi posted...
Is this a peak cegal topic


Not even close. There's no warped sense of reality, or complete ignorance of societal norms.

I'm too lazy for that.

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also, it's hilarious that so many CEmen can't handle a girl talking about her period. Feels almost too on brand.

that's what's funny about it.
I tried giving TC money for her medical stuff but she was honest and said it'd just go on a game. But if it's thos much of a problem, the block list exists

How do I block my period?
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Guide
10/06/19 11:19:30 PM
#47:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Guide posted...
viewmaster_pi posted...
Is this a peak cegal topic


Not even close. There's no warped sense of reality, or complete ignorance of societal norms.

I'm too lazy for that.

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also, it's hilarious that so many CEmen can't handle a girl talking about her period. Feels almost too on brand.

that's what's funny about it.
I tried giving TC money for her medical stuff but she was honest and said it'd just go on a game. But if it's thos much of a problem, the block list exists

How do I block my period?


A cork, probably.
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Rika_Furude
10/06/19 11:19:49 PM
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Posting in a topic made by a human female or a human male.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/06/19 11:19:54 PM
#49:


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Also, it's hilarious that so many CEmen can't handle a girl talking about her period. Feels almost too on brand.

that's what's funny about it.
I tried giving TC money for her medical stuff but she was honest and said it'd just go on a game. But if it's thos much of a problem, the block list exists


That's what's up. As someone with medical problems I can say sometimes you just wanna give a break to trying to figure shit out and just try to enjoy some hobbies as much as you can. A game might be just as helpful as a test that shows you nothing for the 10th time.
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JimCarrysToe
10/06/19 11:20:35 PM
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Oh crap I was on the toilet for 15 minutes? How does time go by that fast?
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