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Crepes
10/13/19 1:15:10 AM
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They don't have a lighter or matches but somehow still manage to light their cigarettes using their surroundings.

How?
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Wii_Shaker
10/13/19 1:15:51 AM
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One of the cigarettes is lit already.
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LordFarquad1312
10/13/19 1:18:07 AM
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The bench is on fire.
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PMarth2002
10/13/19 1:18:52 AM
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One of them is a firebender
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Crepes
10/13/19 1:21:35 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
One of the cigarettes is lit already.


Nope.

LordFarquad1312 posted...
The bench is on fire.


Nope.

PMarth2002 posted...
One of them is a firebender


Nope.
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Irony
10/13/19 1:21:49 AM
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Tiem
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Crepes
10/13/19 1:22:22 AM
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Irony posted...
Tiem


Yeah I always spell it this way online.
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LordFarquad1312
10/13/19 1:22:35 AM
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One of the four people is on fire
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Irony
10/13/19 1:25:09 AM
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Crepes posted...
Irony posted...
Tiem


Yeah I always spell it this way online.

Are you sure you're a real person?
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Crepes
10/13/19 1:26:05 AM
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Irony posted...
Crepes posted...
Irony posted...
Tiem


Yeah I always spell it this way online.

Are you sure you're a real person?


According to Descartes it's literally the only thing I CAN be sure of.
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Crepes
10/13/19 1:26:22 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
One of the four people is on fire


Nope.
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Hambo the Hog
10/13/19 1:33:12 AM
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The park is on fire.

They have a magnifying glass and do that thing with the sunlight.

They have a flashlight and "light" the cigs with it.

A fifth person with a lighter walks by and they borrow that.

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Crepes
10/13/19 1:34:52 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
The park is on fire.

They have a magnifying glass and do that thing with the sunlight.

They have a flashlight and "light" the cigs with it.

A fifth person with a lighter walks by and they borrow that.


Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
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ROBANN_88
10/13/19 1:36:19 AM
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One guy threw away his cig, so now he's a cigarette lighter
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littlebro07
10/13/19 1:36:25 AM
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They strip naked and rub against each other, using the body heat to light the cigarettes
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Ilishe
10/13/19 1:36:39 AM
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Using their surroundings
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Hambo the Hog
10/13/19 1:38:05 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
They strip naked and rub against each other, using the body heat to light the cigarettes
Pretty sure this is the answer.

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Crepes
10/13/19 1:38:34 AM
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metallica846 posted...
Someone stands up and makes the bench lighter.


Nope
ROBANN_88 posted...
One guy threw away his cig, so now he's a cigarette lighter


Nope
littlebro07 posted...
They strip naked and rub against each other, using the body heat to light the cigarettes


Nope

Ilishe posted...
Using their surroundings


Nope
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Crepes
10/13/19 1:38:43 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
littlebro07 posted...
They strip naked and rub against each other, using the body heat to light the cigarettes
Pretty sure this is the answer.


Nope.
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amzpeng
10/13/19 1:38:47 AM
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They are the Fantastic 4
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Hambo the Hog
10/13/19 1:39:46 AM
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Crepes posted...
Nope.
I think you're wrong. That's pretty much gotta be the answer.

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Crepes
10/13/19 1:41:03 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Crepes posted...
Nope.
I think you're wrong. That's pretty much gotta be the answer.


Nope. Not the one I have here.
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dud
10/13/19 1:42:34 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
They have a flashlight and "light" the cigs with it.


Or they just "light" it with the sun? If that's not the answer then this is one of those dumb fake riddles where you have to guess what the person decides is the correct answer based on unavailable information
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Hambo the Hog
10/13/19 1:42:37 AM
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Crepes posted...
Nope. Not the one I have here.
The one you have there is wrong. Whatever it is, it doesn't make sense like the answer about the people stripping and using body heat to ignite the cigarettes.

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andel
10/13/19 1:44:14 AM
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they dont because smoking is bad
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Crepes
10/13/19 1:44:25 AM
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dud posted...
Hambo the Hog posted...
They have a flashlight and "light" the cigs with it.


Or they just "light" it with the sun? If that's not the answer then this is one of those dumb fake riddles where you have to guess what the person decides is the correct answer based on unavailable information


Nope
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Crepes
10/13/19 1:44:52 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Crepes posted...
Nope. Not the one I have here.
The one you have there is wrong. Whatever it is, it doesn't make sense like the answer about the people stripping and using body heat the ignite the cigarettes.

Nope - you're on the right tracks though.

andel posted...
they dont because smoking is bad

Nope
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Proofpyros
10/13/19 1:45:16 AM
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They ask the guy standing up for a light
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Hambo the Hog
10/13/19 1:47:20 AM
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Crepes posted...
Nope - you're on the right tracks though.
Tracks...so a nearby train derails and explodes, sending flaming debris towards our four friends and lighting their cigarettes.


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burns112233
10/13/19 1:49:09 AM
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Theyre ecigs
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SH_expert44
10/13/19 1:50:33 AM
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They leave the bench and hit up the local liquor store for a lighter
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sktgamer_13dude
10/13/19 1:52:45 AM
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Theres totally an answer and TC totally isnt trolling for posts.
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AnimeFan462
10/13/19 1:54:11 AM
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Magnifying glass and sunlight?

Flint and steel and kindle?
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littlebro07
10/13/19 2:11:05 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Crepes posted...
Nope - you're on the right tracks though.
Tracks...so a nearby train derails and explodes, sending flaming debris towards our four friends and lighting their cigarettes.



I still think nudity is involved, and will alter this answer a bit.

The four strip naked and continue sitting on the bench. A woman drives by and is shocked to see four naked people and runs a stop sign, slamming into another car. This car is pushed four feet causing it to lightly strike a bicycle, which tips over. The handlebars strike a tree branch that fell during the storm last night, which is resting on a curb, causing the branch to catapult a mother spider carrying her hundreds of spider babies who was resting on the fallen branch across the street, directly into the face of a man who just stopped for a smoke. He understandably freaks out, smacking himself in the face with the lit lighter still in his hand. The lighter catches his shirt and he is soon engulfed in flames. As he stops, drops, and rolls to save his life, he is struck by lightning and the force of the blast launches his lighter into the crashed car's fuel door which popped open during impact, and hits with such force that a small spark is produced which ignites the small drops of fuel from when the woman filled up her car twelve minutes ago and pulled the pump out and it dripped a bit. The car explodes, killing the driver.

But the story doesn't end there. The driver was a close friend of the second bench sitter from the left. The following weekend, the four friends are at her funeral (the other three didn't know her but are there to support the other guy. They're clothed now.) and after the service they sit down on another bench outside the church as he recounts a memory of his fallen friend and him sharing a cigarette in high school. There is a lit tiki torch nearby. The area has a bug problem so the church bought tiki torches a few months ago to keep bugs away. One of his friends pulls out four cigarettes, lighting them on the tiki torch, and they smoke one cigarette in honor of their friend's friend.
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amzpeng
10/13/19 2:17:56 AM
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my post got ignored ;_;
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Doe
10/13/19 2:20:23 AM
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Proofpyros
10/13/19 2:21:40 AM
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amzpeng posted...
my post got ignored ;_;
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MarshallStack
10/13/19 2:28:38 AM
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what is it

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Crepes
10/13/19 7:11:49 AM
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I will give a clue at 50 posts
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StucklnMyPants
10/13/19 7:16:01 AM
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They're using ecigs.
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Shotgunnova
10/13/19 7:36:35 AM
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The bench is at Mount St. Helens National Park
The date is May 18, 1980
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Masamune_DS
10/13/19 7:40:59 AM
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Do they make a pile of dry leaves, knock rocks together to create a spark on those leaves, then light their cigarettes?

I wonder how important that "four" is.
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bevan306
10/13/19 7:46:31 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/13/19 8:07:23 AM
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My best guess is that since smoking is allowed then I'm sure there is a ashtray next to the bench.

So maybe they used a cigarette that wasn't fully put out.

But I'm sure this has a trick answer.
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awesome999
10/13/19 8:11:17 AM
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One of the men is Bear Grylls
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cjs28
10/13/19 8:11:53 AM
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Forgettable posted...
The bench is a planet and the cigarette is a room outside

I can't believe it took 30 posts to get this
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teepan95
10/13/19 8:22:52 AM
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Magnifying glass
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