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CelticsHomerPro
10/16/19 5:53:08 AM
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How many women have you tried to pick up in the past month?
I'm not counting via apps, only irl via approaching, and if none why?
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MedeaLysistrata
10/16/19 5:59:13 AM
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In just October? About 27, boned all of them too
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deupd_u
10/16/19 5:59:24 AM
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You're wiener doesn't know if they're from Tinder or a bar.
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coh
10/16/19 6:00:22 AM
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deupd_u posted...
You're wiener doesn't know if they're from Tinder or a bar.
I see hotter chicks in person than on dating aps
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DrizztLink
10/16/19 6:01:04 AM
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deupd_u posted...
You're wiener doesn't know if they're from Tinder or a bar.

I am not wiener
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deupd_u
10/16/19 6:03:47 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
deupd_u posted...
You're wiener doesn't know if they're from Tinder or a bar.

I am not wiener

I have no idea what your talking about
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joe40001
10/16/19 7:15:49 AM
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None because I never do because I'm not attractive enough to deserve female interest.
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Blue_Dream87
10/16/19 7:19:29 AM
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None, not many opportunities and I'm a mental wreck. I'm sure I can find someone I just don't really care to when I got other shit to deal with

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Dragon239
10/16/19 7:23:55 AM
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None.
I don't really go out.
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Crayon_Lover
10/16/19 7:52:45 AM
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Zero, I'm 28 and I've never tried approaching a woman irl. Anxiety is probably the main reason for that.
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Parappa09
10/16/19 8:08:45 AM
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Crayon_Lover posted...
Zero, I'm 28 and I've never tried approaching a woman irl. Anxiety is probably the main reason for that.
you should try some liquid courage

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 8:10:41 AM
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None. I hate relationships. People are too needy and selfish.
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VTBM
10/16/19 8:18:00 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
Zero, I'm 28 and I've never tried approaching a woman irl. Anxiety is probably the main reason for that.
you should try some liquid courage


Same, drinking doesn't work for me.
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Guide
10/16/19 8:19:43 AM
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I spent this week being sad. I think I need some time to learn how to be single again.
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AlecSkorpio
10/16/19 8:21:57 AM
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0

I really dont focus on it much with my medical issues, although I'll probably hook up with my friends fiances mother or one of her friends at a party this weekend
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Rexdragon125
10/16/19 8:22:10 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
None. I hate relationships. People are too needy and selfish.
Same. Everyone my age I know are ridiculously sheltered pathetic grown children who don't want to do anything with their lives except play games and watch anime all day. It's kind of lonely. :/
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Garioshi
10/16/19 8:29:51 AM
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My life currently consists of doing homework and feeling guilty that I'm not currently doing homework so

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specialkid8
10/16/19 8:30:18 AM
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None. I work with all dudes and I'm pretty much a homebody outside of work so not much opportunity.
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Crayon_Lover
10/16/19 9:10:19 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
Crayon_Lover posted...
Zero, I'm 28 and I've never tried approaching a woman irl. Anxiety is probably the main reason for that.
you should try some liquid courage

Doesn't help too much. I don't think I've ever even hit on a woman before, not even when I go on dates lol
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smoke_break
10/16/19 9:22:10 AM
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None, but I rarely approach women IRL so it's not that unusual. I don't have game like that to cold approach tbh.
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DarthAragorn
10/16/19 9:23:22 AM
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Zero

I've given up because people are awful and I'm garbage with nothing to offer
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thanosibe
10/16/19 9:36:04 AM
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None. I don't think my wife would appreciate me trying to get laid with other woman this close to our 20th year anniversary.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/16/19 9:37:08 AM
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thanosibe posted...
None. I don't think my wife would appreciate me trying to get laid with other woman this close to our 20th year anniversary.

You're single with a wife?
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thanosibe
10/16/19 9:47:09 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
You're single with a wife?
Yeah I am married, but I identify as single.

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Parappa09
10/16/19 9:47:46 AM
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Crayon_Lover posted...
Doesn't help too much. I don't think I've ever even hit on a woman before, not even when I go on dates lol
ahhh dude, even a compliment is nice to hear on a date. if you dont hit on her then shes going to think youre only interested as friends

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KogaSteelfang
10/16/19 10:39:11 AM
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None, because it'd just be another failure if I did.
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AvlButtslam
10/16/19 10:44:33 AM
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@No_U_L7
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kirbymuncher
10/16/19 10:45:33 AM
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0

perfectly happy the way I am
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boxington
10/16/19 10:47:18 AM
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none.

but it's mostly because outside of work, I'm often home.

and I work at a college, and if it was found out that I was dating/hooking up with a student, I'd be fired.
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Summarizer
10/16/19 10:50:05 AM
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0. Women pretend to be interested in me sometimes, but it's all an act.
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BlockAddition
10/16/19 10:51:49 AM
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Countless, had 0 luck with any potential mates I've come across

I'm too nice I guess
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yemmy
10/16/19 10:56:11 AM
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If you could only see the tags I have on all the people in here that are salty about sex or picking up women.

It is SO fitting and explains SO many of these long drawn out political arguments on here.

You bitter guys ain't getting pussy and it shows


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SimpleMan
10/16/19 10:57:20 AM
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None cause I'm happily single.
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No_U_L7
10/16/19 11:37:41 AM
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CelticsHomerPro posted...
How many women have you tried to pick up in the past month?
I'm not counting via apps, only irl via approaching, and if none why?


I cant keep track lmao

10 a night, twice a weekend...let's say 80

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krazychao5
10/16/19 11:42:21 AM
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Garioshi posted...
My life currently consists of doing homework and feeling guilty that I'm not currently doing homework so

Lol yeah, same here except for studying for CPA exam and also working too.

Cannot wait for this shit to be over with.

And zero women for me. Been chatting up this one girl for a bit though. Wonder where it'll go.
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CelticsHomerPro
10/17/19 12:48:59 AM
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Holy smokes these responses..
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teepan95
10/17/19 1:11:41 AM
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I've been talking to a couple of people, but nothing has come out of it
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Wii_Shaker
10/17/19 1:13:04 AM
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teepan95 posted...
I've been talking to a couple of people, but nothing has come out of it

This. Been putting myself out there a bit more lately.
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Steelix500
10/17/19 1:18:07 AM
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0

I'm too fucking nervous and get frustrated when I feel pressured by my friends to talk a stranger when we're out. I know they mean well. Sometimes I feel like I gotta black out to get some courge.
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vigorm0rtis
10/17/19 1:45:21 AM
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None. I just split with a longtime gf and I'm taking a break.

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No_U_L7
10/17/19 2:05:09 AM
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Steelix500 posted...
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I'm too fucking nervous and get frustrated when I feel pressured by my friends to talk a stranger when we're out. I know they mean well. Sometimes I feel like I gotta black out to get some courge.


think about it, you have to get black out drunk just to talk to a girl? isn't that pathetic? how about just have some self confidence

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WafflehouseJK
10/17/19 2:09:39 AM
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None.

Just got out of a long term relationship in May, and still kinda enjoying the being single again thing; plus I'm more focused on advancing my career right now, don't wanna let myself get distracted by dating atm.

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