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UnfairRepresent
10/29/19 3:29:38 PM
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Could you date her? - Results (9 votes)
Yes
77.78% (7 votes)
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No
22.22% (2 votes)
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She's in every way what you would imagine from the ground up the perfect girl to be, apperance, job, attitude, personality, the works

Until you go to her home and notice the giant incredibly strong reinforced steel cage in the corner of a room.

And she goes "Oh! Yes. That's my change cage, I go there every night before a full moon because during full moons I turn into a giant monster humanoid wolf creature. So If I wasn't in the cage it can possibly definately end pretty badly.

Which reminds me! I've been meaning to bring that up, there's a safe by the bed, the code to open it is "W3R3W01F" and inside is a collection of like firearms with silver bullets, silver daggers, think even silver arrowheads. just a whole works of stuff. You know, incase I get out. Because y'know... I would like attack people and shit...

Don't worry, I never will, it can't happen. That cage is super solid, you'd need to be like Batman or Thor or something to bust out of it but the order of Damocles says I have to have these things as a precaution and inform anyone else in the building about it if I want to be allowed to live in society and you know what they're like so *shrugs* what ya gonna do? Health and safety gone mad. But that's the protocol and like everything... So what do you want for dinner? I'm thinking pizza?"


tXhATZz

Would you date her?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/29/19 3:30:30 PM
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Literally made this topic on 05/14 this year
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Zikten
10/29/19 3:30:44 PM
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SquantoZ
10/29/19 3:31:30 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
10/29/19 3:32:14 PM
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This reminded me of my friends saying "wolf pussy".
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Monferno_AQW
10/29/19 3:41:02 PM
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Imagine her changing right in the middle of coitus.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/29/19 3:41:53 PM
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Monferno_AQW posted...
Imagine her changing right in the middle of coitus.


What happens if you impregnate her in that state? How does making babies work with this
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R1masher
10/29/19 3:45:28 PM
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bossjony
10/29/19 3:48:20 PM
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@HashtagTartarus
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UnfairRepresent
10/29/19 4:12:51 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
Nope, not into furries.

You dont have to have sex with her when she is in wolf form

She'd probably kill you anyway
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Firewerx
10/29/19 4:14:57 PM
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It sounds a bit like extreme PMT, to be honest.
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OwlRammer
10/29/19 4:15:15 PM
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does her clothes transform around her also or do they like rip into pieces and when she transforms?
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Yomi
10/29/19 4:16:09 PM
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Just by the manner you wrote her dialogue I think she'd be annoying to have around for some reason lol, regardless of the wolf thing.
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Diamond_Of_Time
10/29/19 4:21:40 PM
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A werewolf only transforms on a full moon right? A full moon occurs about every 30 days
So yea.
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UnfairRepresent
10/29/19 4:22:29 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
does her clothes transform around her also or do they like rip into pieces and when she transforms?


They would tear to pieces but because of that she goes in naked or wears like super cheap clothes

Theres like sheets and stuff inside that she replaces afterwards

Yomi posted...
Just by the manner you wrote her dialogue I think she'd be annoying to have around for some reason lol, regardless of the wolf thing.

Well I don't know how you think the perfect girl would talk so I had to guess
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Archibleedies
10/29/19 4:22:43 PM
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If a werewolf told me they were a werewolf that would be grounds for me to kill them imo.
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FL81
10/29/19 4:27:37 PM
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FortuneCookie
10/29/19 5:17:19 PM
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I felt kinda guilty last year when I visited Universal's haunted house based off of Trick 'r Treat and still found myself attracted to the werewolf.

TDeWlOr

The haunted house just had her in monster form. But since she retains her intelligence, I'm gonna say it's technically still not bestial to be attracted to her. She's not a wild animal. She's just knowingly murderous and evil.

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Mistere Man
10/29/19 5:20:53 PM
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bossjony posted...
@HashtagTartarus

Again?!
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Hop103
10/29/19 5:21:59 PM
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Isn't that kind of dangerous, well unless the girl was Sveta from Golden Sun Dark Dawn, she might be safe to be around in werewolf form.
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emmo
10/29/19 6:37:01 PM
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Everyone turns into an animal every now and then. At least she acknowledges the issue and takes proactive steps to avoid any harm done to others. Plus, this shit would be predictable.
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Mistere Man
10/29/19 10:32:19 PM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
Only if she also doesnt turn into a middle aged man in his 40s that collects stamps named Melvin.

But only on Wednesdays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gvnfkOF9U" data-time="

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UnfairRepresent
10/30/19 3:56:50 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
RoadsterUFO posted...
Only if she also doesnt turn into a middle aged man in his 40s that collects stamps named Melvin.

But only on Wednesdays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gvnfkOF9U" data-time="

wtf drugs were they on
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vigorm0rtis
10/30/19 3:59:26 AM
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Yeah, 'cause I want in on the whole werewolf thing.

Also, wolfjob.
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gguirao
10/30/19 4:05:09 AM
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Yes.
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UnfairRepresent
10/30/19 4:19:21 AM
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vigorm0rtis posted...
Yeah, 'cause I want in on the whole werewolf thing.

Also, wolfjob.

but why tho
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