Current Events > Do you sit to pee?

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Saw a member of gamefaqs today announce he has joined the sit to pee movement. Very happy for him. Now he will have less splatter on his bathroom floor, toilet bowl rim, and on his legs and feet. It's a much cleaner and civilized practice.

It inspired me to create this topic and continue to spread the good word.

What about you? Do you sit to pee, or do you like to make a mess?
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Thomasina posted...

What about you? Do you sit to pee, or do you like to make a mess?

I sense a bias
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sometimes. when i wake up in the middle of the night i often just sit to go because i rather leave all the lights off...
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I imagine that with smartphones more and more people are gonna start doing it
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Only when I have to take a shit too.
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ChrisTaka posted...

I sense a bias

Of course. I definitely have a bias for cleanliness. The reality of physics should influence your opinion.
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Yes, but I stand to poop

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Nah. No need. I stand.
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R1masher posted...

Yes, but I stand to poop

Are you a hand-wrapper?
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Thomasina posted...

Are you a hand-wrapper?

Idk what that means, but if its referring to tp, Im one square and wipe side to side

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sometimes
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Circumsized men sit to pee because their manhood was taken away.

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R1masher posted...

Thomasina posted...

Are you a hand-wrapper?

Idk what that means, but if its referring to tp, Im one square and wipe side to side

Some people wrap their hands like boxers/fighters and then wipe like that. I figured if you were standing to poop, you'd be left with a considerable amount of residue to clean up.

One square sounds concerning. What kind of tp do you use, iyo?
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only when i feel lazy to stand up.

Single ply on that 12 roll acquired from the public restroom at work

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if i'm at home yeah

Yikes. You must have quite the setup for washing your hands.

This is why I don't shake hands.
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goes without saying tho that if im in a dirty ass public restroom, sitting is not an option. lol

Ew, imagining sitting on a public toilet just to pee.


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Nah, my diet is so fucked, Im lucky to get a hard nug, they dont really require any wiping tbh

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I don't know what compels me or other men, but there's some primal instinct that demands we stand to pee. Probably some long-obsolete territorial function.

Either way, I gotsta stand.
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Sometimes.

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Only on my first pee of the day which is as soon as I wake up, my eyes take a bit to adjust to light so I'd rather not try to aim with a handicap
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only if i'm pooping at the same time

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
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