Current Events > How the fuck am I supposed to eat this double chalupa thing?

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This thing is twice the size of my mouth. It's just a bread trough filled with slop. What kind of bubble bass motherfucker designed this thing and said "yeah, that'll do"?

I can usually eat it fine until the very end, then it's a huge mess because each bite is pushing the stuff inside towards the back until it over flows.

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What, have you never had a proper American burger before? Same concept. Just unhinge your jaw.

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Take a bite out of it
chew
swallow
rinse and repeat

How hard is that to understand? How have you survived this long?
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Why is it called a double chalupa if I only get one? I ordered one and only got one and sent it back, saying "if I want a single chalupa, I would have said so!" and the whole restaurant clapped.
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My jaw/mouth can't open as wide as most people and I had no problem eating it.
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never had one

but i'd feel inclined to eat it with a fork and knife

the same way i eat everything else that is or isn't meant to be consumed that way
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Its not even that big

You giant mouths seem really insecure. What's that about?

markconigliaro posted...

I can usually eat it fine until the very end, then it's a huge mess because each bite is pushing the stuff inside towards the back until it over flows.

Protip: put another tortilla under where you're eating. Everything that overflows drops down on to that tortilla. Boom. You get a bonus taco

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Touch posted...

Protip: put another tortilla under where you're eating. Everything that overflows drops down on to that tortilla. Boom. You get a bonus taco

I do that when I make my own tacos (also wrap your hard shell with a soft one so when it doesn't matter when it breaks), but when I go to Taco Bell I don't ask for an empty tortilla, that seems weird.

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It's small

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