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_BIueMonk 11/13/19 12:23:02 PM #1: |
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/dvs74l/pok%C3%A9mon_sword_pok%C3%A9mon_shield_review_thread/?sort=top
but the internet told me its literally an playstation 2 game with n64 game physics and a story! they even took out a random feature they put in 2004 and never put back in since, but i mean they should have obviously put back BERRY MIXING I MEAN WTF GAMEFREAK gamefreak said they took out half the pokemon for balancing issues, but YOU CANT FOOL ME I KNOW ITS CUZ YOURE TOO LAZY SITTING AROUND WATCHING ANIME TITTIES how could this game be good?! i know, the reviewers are LIARS being paid by NINTENDO! BOYCOTT NINTENDO! oh wait animal crossing comes out soon nvm --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrNintendo1213 11/13/19 12:25:43 PM #2: |
I didnt think you were one of them Bluemonk.
So sad. --- Dot Dot Dot... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Old NoiseTank 11/13/19 12:26:38 PM #3: |
lmao
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Romulox28 11/13/19 12:33:44 PM #4: |
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_BIueMonk 11/13/19 12:33:49 PM #5: |
MrNintendo1213 posted...
I didnt think you were one of them Bluemonk. what --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 11/13/19 12:34:26 PM #6: |
It is nice to be employed.
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DarkRoast 11/13/19 12:35:11 PM #7: |
I thought it looked good from the start
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southcoast09 11/13/19 12:35:17 PM #8: |
I wish it was out today... then I could play it on my day off (tomorrow).
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gamer167 11/13/19 12:37:49 PM #9: |
Nintendo will pay reviewers for good reviews but wont pay to get competent developers for their games.
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MrNintendo1213 11/13/19 12:43:10 PM #10: |
_BIueMonk posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...I didnt think you were one of them Bluemonk. The game objectively looks bad. Don't give me the children's game bs. Games suitable for children are allowed to not suck. The first 5 generations were all really good games suitable for children for their time. --- Dot Dot Dot... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WerewolfPaws 11/13/19 12:44:33 PM #11: |
Anyone claiming they enjoyed the berry mixing are seriously just looking for reasons to bitch incessantly.
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MagnusDJL 11/13/19 12:48:06 PM #12: |
The only valid reviews are the ones that 100% agree with my opinions, regardless of if my opinions are based on actually playing the games myself or not.
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_BIueMonk 11/13/19 10:50:48 PM #13: |
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EzeDoesIt 11/13/19 10:52:07 PM #14: |
_BIueMonk posted...
its literally an playstation 2 game with n64 game physics and a story --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dave_is_slick 11/13/19 10:54:31 PM #15: |
Bro, only blind fanboys thought it looked good. I was going to get it despite some early issues but literally everything about this game screams laziness.
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Jabodie 11/13/19 10:55:46 PM #16: |
Tbh, I think what really has people pissed is how brazenly minimum effort this game clearly is. Even if it's an enjoyable game, the developers cut an embarrassing amount of corners in many aspects of the game.
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Darmik 11/13/19 10:59:14 PM #17: |
Most reviewers blitz through a game, see the credits and move on. The game is probably fine enough for that audience.
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pegusus123456 11/13/19 10:59:58 PM #18: |
I feel like reviews are giving it a pass solely because it's Pokemon. Not even talking about bribes or whatever, just name recognition. If any other Switch game looked like this, they'd knock off a point just for the graphical issues.
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Tmaster148 11/13/19 11:00:07 PM #19: |
Darmik posted...
Most reviewers blitz through a game, see the credits and move on. The game is probably fine enough for that audience. Considering IGN is claiming their people spent 40 hours on a game that is averaging people under 20 hours, I don't think they really blitz through the game. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 11/13/19 11:00:23 PM #20: |
dave_is_slick posted...
Bro, only blind fanboys thought it looked good. I was going to get it despite some early issues but literally everything about this game screams laziness. Even beyond laziness. Theyve made concerted effort to fuck the game(s) up. Like locking the sound settings behind an item from an optional NPC and not even telling players? Wtf is that??? They had to do extra work to make a bizarre ass conundrum like that. --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativerealms 11/13/19 11:01:39 PM #21: |
I have no problem with Gamefreak playing around with and changing features each game. I have no problem with them mixing with the status quo and doing things they haven't done before. I do have a problem with them removing Pokemon with no way of using them and removing moves.
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Darmik 11/13/19 11:05:23 PM #22: |
Tmaster148 posted...
Darmik posted...Most reviewers blitz through a game, see the credits and move on. The game is probably fine enough for that audience. I think the average for a reviewer is around 25-30 for the main path and taking on all of the trainers. 40 hours still isn't super long for a hardcore Pokmon person. Pretty sure I played Let's Go Pikachu for longer than that. After she published her review she probably did move on. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Great_Reapette 11/13/19 11:07:52 PM #24: |
I can't wait for GF to respond to criticisms demanding they get rid of the one-save-file-per-cartridge thing by locking the button to save behind a hidden NPC in the seventh Gym city
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SwayM 11/13/19 11:11:24 PM #25: |
Turns out reviewers can be biased and dead wrong about a game.
Go figure the most popular video game franchise has enough loyalty that odds are most reviewers will completely look the other way despite the fact a game has a laundry list of glaring flaws. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 11/13/19 11:12:38 PM #26: |
SwayM posted...
Turns out reviewers can be biased and dead wrong about a game. Not just gonna be reviewers --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stoltenberg11 11/13/19 11:14:20 PM #27: |
SWSH is basically the Star Wars Battlefront 2 of 2019 for me. Tons of hype for it but the more stuff comes out about the game the lower my hype gets until it disappears.
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dave_is_slick 11/13/19 11:15:25 PM #28: |
Darmik posted...
SwayM posted...Turns out reviewers can be biased and dead wrong about a game. Unfortunately. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 11/13/19 11:16:42 PM #29: |
Great_Reapette posted...
I can't wait for GF to respond to criticisms demanding they get rid of the one-save-file-per-cartridge thing by locking the button to save behind a hidden NPC in the seventh Gym cityNo one can make it 7 gyms without saving, please dont exaggerate to make an effect. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Great_Reapette 11/13/19 11:18:26 PM #30: |
Duncanwii posted...
No one can make it 7 gyms without saving, please dont exaggerate to make an effect.just leave the game running instead of turning it off. that easy --- "A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."" https://imgur.com/PeaHB6E ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 11/13/19 11:21:39 PM #32: |
Look at it this way.
WWE 2K20 isn't just mediocre or a step down. It's an outright broken game. It barely functions. It sold more than Outer Worlds in its first week in the UK. Which was a game that sold pretty well. When the US results come out in the next week or so it's probably gonna show it sold pretty well. WWE is an IP that is way past its prime and gets dwarfed by Pokmon. The casual audience (of which is massive for Pokmon) is probably gonna be happy enough with Sword/Shield. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkbuster 11/13/19 11:29:58 PM #33: |
It's a game from a typically easy series, tailored to be even easier than usual. Of course it did well in an era where game reviewers often can't even play games.
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_BIueMonk 11/14/19 12:48:58 AM #34: |
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pegusus123456 11/14/19 12:58:36 AM #35: |
_BIueMonk posted...
Seriously though you're all insane. It's fucking pokemon Why does that make it immune to criticism tho --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_BIueMonk 11/14/19 1:00:54 AM #36: |
pegusus123456 posted...
_BIueMonk posted...Seriously though you're all insane. It's fucking pokemon Because watching 35 year old decry a video game company for making something they don't like intended for kids is SAD. HOW ABOUT YOU ALL PLAY GOOD GAMES AND SHUT UP --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 11/14/19 1:01:23 AM #37: |
_BIueMonk posted...
Because watching 35 year old decry a video game company for making something they don't like intended for kids is SAD. It's a poorly made game intended for kids tho --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CM_Ponch 11/14/19 1:03:56 AM #38: |
_BIueMonk posted...
Because watching 35 year old decry a video game company for making something they don't like intended for kids is SAD.You're like 40 and you're obsessed with Korean teens --- SW-8316-3213-4720 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tmaster148 11/14/19 1:04:34 AM #39: |
Just because a game is intended for kids does not mean its okay to pass over all it's flaws. Kids deserve to get a good game too.
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_BIueMonk 11/14/19 1:50:22 AM #40: |
CM_Ponch posted...
You're like 40 and you're obsessed with Korean teens but im not crying about them, am i? --- DAHYUN = <3 https://imgur.com/bv71aAd ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 11/14/19 4:20:55 AM #42: |
lol, people are literally complaining about the physics in a Pokmon game?
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CM_Ponch 11/14/19 12:09:52 PM #43: |
Conflict posted...
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