Current Events > There was a candy wrapper in my cubicle's trash bin that I didnt put there

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Who fucking did this, fess up

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*a pile of CEmen fall out of the roof* them

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Maybe you blacked out and ate a Twix

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That's usually how it starts honestly
First Bob starts using your bin then Bob brings his wife to work and she just can't leave little Jimmy at home since he's only 9 so he comes along too. Then more candy wrappers are appearing. Soon your cubicle is overtaken by little Jimmy and his gang of friends. One day you'll come back from your daily 4 hour trip to the toilet to post on CE and you'll see little Jimmy is now big Jimmy and he has his own family in your cubicle.
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gunplagirl posted...

*a pile of CEmen fall out of the roof* them

It took a pile of men to eat a single fun size Hershey's milk chocolate square? Pathetic.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Maybe you blacked out and ate a Twix

No I was fully conscious while rationing that out the past 5 days


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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

That's usually how it starts honestly
First Bob starts using your bin then Bob brings his wife to work and she just can't leave little Jimmy at home since he's only 9 so he comes along too. Then more candy wrappers are appearing. Soon your cubicle is overtaken by little Jimmy and his gang of friends. One day you'll come back from your daily 4 hour trip to the toilet to post on CE and you'll see little Jimmy is now big Jimmy and he has his own family in your cubicle.

I hate Jimmy, I fucking hate Jimmy. He screamed at me in front of my big handsome husband. And now he thinks he can be my friend again by cooking sloppy joes. No matter how much he shouts at me, he will never be my dad who I am also less than fond of

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