Current Events > Why doesn't God just, you know, kill Satan?

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HylianFox 11/17/19 5:58:43 PM #1:	He has no qualms torturing humans for all eternity for the mistake of being born in the wrong time or place, but somehow just killing the source of all evil is out of the question. --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:930282878] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>He has no qualms torturing humans for all eternity for the mistake of being born in the wrong time or place, but somehow just killing the source of all evil is out of the question. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/17/19 5:59:50 PM #2:	You're talking it too damn literally. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:930282935] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>You're talking it too damn literally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/17/19 5:59:58 PM #3:	cause satan is doing what god wants him to do --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN https://imgur.com/hVC4i6j <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:930282942] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>cause satan is doing what god wants him to do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 11/17/19 6:00:21 PM #4:	Satan's his best friend --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:930282965] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Satan's his best friend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/17/19 6:00:22 PM #5:	Because Satan teamed up with the main characters of SMT --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:930282968] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Because Satan teamed up with the main characters of SMT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 11/17/19 6:00:37 PM #6:	i blame death metal lobbyists --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:930282987] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>i blame death metal lobbyists</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 11/17/19 6:00:45 PM #7:	Because God doesn't kill and loves everyone Oh wait --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:930283002] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Because God doesn't kill and loves everyone Oh wait </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 11/17/19 6:02:12 PM #8:	Imagine a spoiled rich kid throwing a temper tantrum because their parents bought them the wrong color Mercedez for their 16th birthday. That's what happens when you remove perspective and frame of reference. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:930283070] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Imagine a spoiled rich kid throwing a temper tantrum because their parents bought them the wrong color Mercedez for their 16th birthday. That's what happens when you remove perspective and frame of reference.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/17/19 6:04:18 PM #9:	How can Satan be the source of evil, when he was created by God who knew what would happen and still made him? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:930283179] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>How can Satan be the source of evil, when he was created by God who knew what would happen and still made him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGleamEyes 11/17/19 6:04:44 PM #10:	Because, unlike Democrats, God believes humans can manage themselves for the most part, in general. Why else would he had left the Apple just hang from the tree without any fencing around it, if he thought humans would heed his word? <cite>TheGleamEyes posted [p:930283209] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Because, unlike Democrats, God believes humans can manage themselves for the most part, in general. Why else would he had left the Apple just hang from the tree without any fencing around it, if he thought humans would heed his word?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MI4 REAL 11/17/19 6:05:14 PM #11:	gunplagirl posted... How can Satan be the source of evil, when he was created by God who knew what would happen and still made him? Original sin was when Lucifer fell, not Adam and Eve. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage <cite>MI4 REAL posted [p:930283229] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>How can Satan be the source of evil, when he was created by God who knew what would happen and still made him? </quote> Original sin was when Lucifer fell, not Adam and Eve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/17/19 6:06:46 PM #12:	MI4 REAL posted... Original sin was when Lucifer fell, not Adam and Eve. Nah, it was when God and his roommate Chugs were hanging out and God had to fart so he took a lighter and lit his fart, resulting in the big bang. Biggest mistake in history. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:930283299] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>MI4 REAL posted... </cite> <quote>Original sin was when Lucifer fell, not Adam and Eve.</quote> Nah, it was when God and his roommate Chugs were hanging out and God had to fart so he took a lighter and lit his fart, resulting in the big bang. Biggest mistake in history. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tony_Biggie_Pun 11/17/19 6:08:19 PM #13:	This world is a test for our souls to see if we're worthy enough to come back to the Essence and advance further <cite>Tony_Biggie_Pun posted [p:930283373] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>This world is a test for our souls to see if we're worthy enough to come back to the Essence and advance further </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tryhaptaward 11/17/19 6:10:33 PM #14:	Because God loves him still, he was the one that shone the brightest and though he has fallen, he still has hope that he can redeem himself. <cite>Tryhaptaward posted [p:930283485] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Because God loves him still, he was the one that shone the brightest and though he has fallen, he still has hope that he can redeem himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 11/17/19 6:11:50 PM #15:	The fedora tipping in this topic is off the charts! --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:930283548] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>The fedora tipping in this topic is off the charts! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 11/17/19 6:12:26 PM #16:	The best explanation for this from a theological perspective is that God isn't actually omnipotent. --- Posted using GameFlux <cite>lilORANG posted [p:930283570] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>The best explanation for this from a theological perspective is that God isn't actually omnipotent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 11/17/19 6:13:57 PM #17:	Satan isn't torturing anyone. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:930283651] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Satan isn't torturing anyone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/17/19 6:14:49 PM #18:	Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:930283691] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 11/17/19 6:28:18 PM #19:	Foppe posted... Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet. Exodus: God: "DO NOT TEMPT THE LORD" Job: God: "Hey, Satan, look how cool Job is." Satan: "He only likes you cause you gave him a good life." God: "OH YEAH?! WATCH THIS!!" --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:930284456] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet.</quote>Exodus: God: "DO NOT TEMPT THE LORD" Job: God: "Hey, Satan, look how cool Job is." Satan: "He only likes you cause you gave him a good life." God: "OH YEAH?! WATCH THIS!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/17/19 6:28:48 PM #20:	Foppe posted... Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet. Yes I've played Persona 2 --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:930284482] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet.</quote>Yes I've played Persona 2 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragonblade01 11/17/19 6:34:37 PM #21:	Because every story needs a villain. <cite>Dragonblade01 posted [p:930284784] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Because every story needs a villain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 11/17/19 6:38:30 PM #22:	Foppe posted... Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet. That "Satan" is not "the" Satan. In Jewish theology, satans are basically the prosecutors of humanity(the word itself means something like "accuser", IIRC). The closest Judaic equivalents to the Christian Satan would be angels like Samyaza(one of the leaders of the Grigori[Watchers] who knocked up human women) and Mastema, though the latter is still explicitly under God's thumb in spite of being an adversary of humans. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:930284995] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted...</cite> <quote>Ever read the Book of Job? They are pals that got no problems ruining the life of a good guy just because of a bet. </quote> That "Satan" is not "the" Satan. In Jewish theology, satans are basically the prosecutors of humanity(the word itself means something like "accuser", IIRC). The closest Judaic equivalents to the Christian Satan would be angels like Samyaza(one of the leaders of the Grigori[Watchers] who knocked up human women) and Mastema, though the latter is still explicitly under God's thumb in spite of being an adversary of humans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 11/17/19 6:58:07 PM #23:	Because he's an abusive dick. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:930285999] in Why doesn'... [t:78170573]...</cite> <quote>Because he's an abusive dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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