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Vol2tex 11/20/19 12:21:20 AM #1: |
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Duncanwii 11/20/19 12:21:57 AM #2: |
I couldnt get it up.
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CanuckCowboy 11/20/19 12:22:17 AM #3: |
A very large and obese man falling on us.
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TheMikh 11/20/19 12:23:44 AM #5: |
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Weezy_Tha_Don 11/20/19 12:24:04 AM #6: |
cramp in my foot
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Freddie_Mercury 11/20/19 12:26:15 AM #7: |
took my socks off and her AC kicked on and my feet got cold
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LostForest 11/20/19 12:26:41 AM #8: |
The only time in my life I couldn't finish and legit had a bad time was earlier this year when my wife and I tried having sex while I was really depressed and having severe stomach problems, and it was during the episode of Jeopardy where James Holzhauer finally lost, so we were both in a really bad mood to begin.
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JBaLLEN66 11/20/19 12:28:13 AM #9: |
I skipped my morning pee for straight morning sex and when I was about to finish on her face...... :(
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CanuckCowboy 11/20/19 12:28:42 AM #10: |
Freddie_Mercury posted...
took my socks off and her AC kicked on and my feet got cold New answer - she left her socks on --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods "The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vol2tex 11/20/19 12:29:26 AM #11: |
LostForest posted...
The only time in my life I couldn't finish and legit had a bad time was earlier this year when my wife and I tried having sex while I was really depressed and having severe stomach problems, and it was during the episode of Jeopardy where James Holzhauer finally lost, so we were both in a really bad mood to begin. How was the sex when he won the tournament the other day? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 11/20/19 12:29:32 AM #12: |
TheMikh posted...
yeast This, but continued to eat and enjoy --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheMikh 11/20/19 12:33:06 AM #13: |
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AlisLandale 11/20/19 12:33:19 AM #14: |
I still feel guilty about this one, but it's a bit hard to illustrate.
So I am here | And my wife is here |..-- Standard, well...you know the position. Anyways, I try to slip my hand beneath the, erm...the bosom (marked on the illustration as being underneath the second dash) But here's the thing. During the...the heightened state of arousal, the...the nipplistic appendage on the breast, it was quite engorged. And It was in contact with the bedsheet below. And my finger, in an attempt to clasp the bosom orb, cleared the primary curvature of the orb, but not the nipplonic apex. It interected at the base of the areola. So my finger was here > And the bosom cap was here > T And if you can imagine the intersection of the T being the same intersection of the areola and the...the nip...that's what my fingers collided with. And what, what happened, was, the erect, engorged appendage (the vertical line of the "T") curled beneath my finger, which clamped down, inadvertently, the nipple, to the bedsheet, pulling on the areola. So it looked like this > y That ended horfficlly. Still feel bad about it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 11/20/19 12:34:06 AM #15: |
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Umbreon 11/20/19 12:36:42 AM #16: |
I wanted to lick, but she had a smell....
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powerz 11/20/19 12:37:23 AM #17: |
My girlfriend and I were both wasted. We both passed out during. Awkward as fuck waking up, neither of us knew who stopped
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JBaLLEN66 11/20/19 12:37:48 AM #18: |
Umbreon posted...
I wanted to lick, but she had a smell.... so does your ****, it's a two way street --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdR2Iktffaw The day Capitalism was humiliated :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vol2tex 11/20/19 11:05:51 AM #19: |
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gunplagirl 11/20/19 11:06:49 AM #20: |
shockthemonkey posted...
Duncan couldnt get it up I had to watch shockthemonkey watching Duncan being unable to get it up --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inloveanddeath0 11/20/19 11:07:18 AM #21: |
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Touch 11/20/19 11:07:33 AM #22: |
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BuckVanHammer 11/20/19 11:08:00 AM #23: |
cramps, been lucky thats all i guess.
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KogaSteelfang 11/20/19 11:08:25 AM #24: |
Never had it, never will...
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Ryven 11/20/19 11:36:50 AM #25: |
Im asexual so thank god none of these will happen to me lol
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TeaMilk 11/20/19 11:42:09 AM #26: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
A very large and obese man falling on us.Huh that sounds like the best sex --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 11/20/19 11:57:47 AM #27: |
it's either between not being able to get it up or finishing too early
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Umbreon 11/20/19 12:01:19 PM #28: |
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Umbreon posted...I wanted to lick, but she had a smell.... I'm not talking about a normal musk. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 11/20/19 12:02:07 PM #29: |
Was going at it with my gf and at the time and noticed some light stinging pain in the tip of my D... Pulled out and it was semi covered in blood. Turns out her period had just started and the blood was irritating my dong
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PatrickMahomes 11/20/19 12:07:58 PM #30: |
booty sweat smell
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LostForest 11/20/19 1:24:06 PM #31: |
Umbreon posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...Umbreon posted...I wanted to lick, but she had a smell.... JBaLLEN66 posted... Umbreon posted...I wanted to lick, but she had a smell.... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oliver_Oliver 11/20/19 1:27:49 PM #32: |
Vol2tex posted...
She wanted me to lick her vag but her vag had a smell. I had the same problem about two years ago. It's a hell of an experience looking at a girl who is a 10 out of 10, her lower regions look beautiful, but the smell is causing you to hold your breath as you start to turn green and are close to passing out due to lack of fresh air. LOL. I eventually got around this problem by coming up with a fun activity before sex: A BATH (both of us sat in a tub filled with water and washed ourselves). And it worked. LOL!! --- Confidence? It's nothing but an illusion. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Matchabuu_ 11/20/19 1:28:15 PM #33: |
Where to even begin lmaooo
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The Top Crusader 11/20/19 1:28:21 PM #34: |
One time I felt a "pop" in my wee-wee. It wasn't literally audible, just a feeling. And then I lost my erection and it hurt really bad.
Could barely get but couldn't keep an erection for I dunno, a couple weeks at least after that. Probably should've gone to a doctor. >_> But it eventually healed and was fine. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AmericaTheBrave 11/20/19 1:33:17 PM #35: |
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Solid Sonic 11/20/19 1:34:05 PM #36: |
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
cramp in my foot Did that happen after you were behind enemy lines? --- Tell me how you feel upon learning that I write MLP fanfiction. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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krazychao5 11/20/19 1:36:46 PM #37: |
Her period started flowing during, and there was blood everywhere
Every time I take off my sheets to wash I see blood in the mattress and it brings back memories -__- also i was gonna get laid but couldn't get it up at that time after getting head for like 30 minutes. That sucked. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Sonic 11/20/19 1:38:17 PM #38: |
I want all discussion of menstruation henceforth barred from GameFAQs...
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eston 11/20/19 1:40:09 PM #39: |
One time I felt a sharp pain just as I finished. I went to the bathroom and a drop of blood came out of my urethra. Not sure what was up with that, but I didn't do anything about it and it has never happened again
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SSJCAT 11/20/19 1:45:26 PM #40: |
im gay and have dealt with my fair share of poo but
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DoGCyN 11/20/19 1:53:37 PM #41: |
Her period started
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Hairy-man 11/20/19 1:54:24 PM #42: |
Almost breaking my dick in half
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AlecSkorpio 11/20/19 1:54:53 PM #43: |
Someone put a cigarette out in my hand while I went down on her
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neverwin 11/20/19 2:00:50 PM #44: |
gunplagirl posted...
I had to watch shockthemonkey watching Duncan being unable to get it up I had to watch these guys watching Duncan unable to get it up. --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? https://imgur.com/S0RN1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoGCyN 11/20/19 2:02:01 PM #45: |
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Where to even begin lmaooo Go on --- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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