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Duncanwii
11/22/19 3:03:23 PM
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Like really bad BO. I didnt tell her because I'm s good boyfriend but it wasnt good.

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MacadamianNut3
11/22/19 3:04:21 PM
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You should probably tell her so that someone else won't have to

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Guy_Fieri
11/22/19 3:04:30 PM
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Who's that CE poster that has a bad BO fetish? Someone tag that guy.
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BuckVanHammer
11/22/19 3:06:16 PM
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ya. you should tell her, its hard to gauge your own stank.
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MICHALECOLE
11/22/19 3:08:21 PM
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If youre not comfortable enough to tell your SO that they smell bad, its not a serious relationship
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ChrisTaka
11/22/19 3:10:40 PM
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Guess you gotta break up with her.
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Duncanwii
11/22/19 3:11:20 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Guess you gotta break up with her.
Nope ^_^

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Strider102
11/22/19 3:11:39 PM
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That's the best time for sex, all sweaty and smelly. Get it all over you, man.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/22/19 3:12:17 PM
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Did you get her with a no-scope febreze spray shot
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LadyVyxx
11/22/19 3:13:24 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
Who's that CE poster that has a bad BO fetish? Someone tag that guy.


I would but I don't want to get modded as someone might interpret it as harassment :/

Hes a cool guy actually
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pauIie
11/22/19 3:15:09 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Like really bad BO. I didnt tell her because I'm s good boyfriend but it wasnt good.


not if she's walking around stankin everything up and you could prevent it by telling her
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nevershine
11/22/19 3:16:36 PM
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Does she reek of natural musk? Someone should make that a scratch n sniff thing.

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AwesomeToTheMAX
11/22/19 3:24:44 PM
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@LostForest

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LostForest
11/22/19 9:54:28 PM
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LadyVyxx posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
Who's that CE poster that has a bad BO fetish? Someone tag that guy.


I would but I don't want to get modded as someone might interpret it as harassment :/

Hes a cool guy actually


Thanks, that's really nice of you to say! I appreciate the kind words

And nah, I wouldn't report it to mods. Who the hell would consider it harassment?
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LostForest
11/22/19 9:55:28 PM
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AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
@LostForest


It's about time someone did it. Thanks for the heads up, brah.

Shame it's just a Duncan thread :\
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Duncanwii
11/22/19 9:57:14 PM
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LostForest posted...
Shame it's just a Duncan thread :\
Hey >:(

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LostForest
11/22/19 10:00:59 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
LostForest posted...
Shame it's just a Duncan thread :\
Hey >:(


Sorry dude, but I don't really believe half of the topics you make actually happened :\

If it actually did, then,

MICHALECOLE posted...
If youre not comfortable enough to tell your SO that they smell bad, its not a serious relationship


This.

Well, either that, or embrace the stank, my dude.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/22/19 10:02:18 PM
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jpenny2
11/22/19 10:04:47 PM
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I wonder what she would think if she knew you were telling strangers online that she smells bad. Maybe she posts on some other forum and complains about you.

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Flockaveli
11/22/19 10:06:03 PM
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If you cant tell her then she aint your girlfriend.

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Strider102
11/22/19 10:10:30 PM
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If you're too afraid to tell her she stinks then what you do is get yourself stinky.

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Simon_Petrikov
11/22/19 10:11:28 PM
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Uh-oh
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LostForest
11/22/19 10:14:16 PM
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In related news, my wife started working a new location for her job (she's a social media coordinator) at their company's new store.
She's been working there for about a month, and randomly they moved her desk across the room so she's not sitting back to back with the other girl who works there, for no reason.

She's pretty sure it's cuz the other girl might've complained about her being smelly, since when she asked why, they didn't give a reason.
It's all good though, they fired some other woman working there for being an asshole that same day, and my wife does like 4 people's jobs now, so her job is incredibly secure no matter how bad her b.o. is lol.
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Anteaterking
11/22/19 10:41:30 PM
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You obviously don't like being bullied on CE, so why do you only share things that will draw negative attention to yourself?
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au_gold
11/22/19 10:49:50 PM
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Thats my fetish.

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Duncanwii
11/22/19 10:51:13 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
You obviously don't like being bullied on CE, so why do you only share things that will draw negative attention to yourself?
Because who else am I going to tell? My mom?

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MrKapowski
11/22/19 10:52:40 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Because who else am I going to tell? My mom?


...your "girlfriend"

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Duncanwii
11/22/19 10:54:19 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
...your "girlfriend"
You don't tell a girl she smells. That's like boyfriend rule number 1.

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Anteaterking
11/22/19 10:57:22 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Because who else am I going to tell? My mom?


What do you mean "who else am I going to tell"?

It's not really a story. It being you girlfriend instead of you doesn't make it inherently interesting.

Would you post a topic that was "I smelled really bad this morning because I was working"?
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Shablagoo
11/22/19 10:57:43 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
MrKapowski posted...
...your "girlfriend"
You don't tell a girl she smells. That's like boyfriend rule number 1.

Actually I was sitting next to my gfs younger sister in the car the other day and waited til I was alone with my gf to let her know, and she admonished me for not speaking up.
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DisgracefulSins
11/22/19 10:59:22 PM
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I mean you should tell her. You don't need to make a big deal about it, just be subtle.
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viewmaster_pi
11/22/19 11:07:17 PM
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LostForest posted...
In related news, my wife started working a new location for her job (she's a social media coordinator) at their company's new store.
She's been working there for about a month, and randomly they moved her desk across the room so she's not sitting back to back with the other girl who works there, for no reason.

She's pretty sure it's cuz the other girl might've complained about her being smelly, since when she asked why, they didn't give a reason.
It's all good though, they fired some other woman working there for being an asshole that same day, and my wife does like 4 people's jobs now, so her job is incredibly secure no matter how bad her b.o. is lol.
yeah cool, but just because it's your fetish doesn't mean it should ever be socially acceptable to be disgusting and expect other people to deal with it. if she gets fired, fair, next

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MrKapowski
11/22/19 11:13:12 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
You don't tell a girl she smells. That's like boyfriend rule number 1.


What the fuck do you know lol

I literally just had a conversation with my wife about her stinky feet, she thanked me because she had no idea, and promptly washed them.

Stop posting here with your inane bullshit.

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LostForest
11/22/19 11:22:24 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
LostForest posted...
In related news, my wife started working a new location for her job (she's a social media coordinator) at their company's new store.
She's been working there for about a month, and randomly they moved her desk across the room so she's not sitting back to back with the other girl who works there, for no reason.

She's pretty sure it's cuz the other girl might've complained about her being smelly, since when she asked why, they didn't give a reason.
It's all good though, they fired some other woman working there for being an asshole that same day, and my wife does like 4 people's jobs now, so her job is incredibly secure no matter how bad her b.o. is lol.
yeah cool, but just because it's your fetish doesn't mean it should ever be socially acceptable to be disgusting and expect other people to deal with it. if she gets fired, fair, next


Fair next? She gets her own fucking desk to herself, has more space, and is no longer under a camera. I guess your right, fairest of nexts, and only benefitted from it lol.

Like I said, her job is secure as fuck. She's been working there for like 4 years now and has survived 3 supervisors being fired to the point that she no longer has a supervisor, she just runs the entire creative department.
The only way she's losing her job is if she leaves the door unlocked overnight and then mouths off to the COO after getting caught (which is how the aforementioned lady got fired)
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LostForest
11/22/19 11:35:05 PM
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Conflict posted...
Even if she gets her own desk, she still has to walk into the building, walk around the building for lunch or bathroom breaks or whatever, and leave. People will still have to interact with her and deal with her stink.

It's completely unacceptable.


Jesus dude, stop virtue signaling lol. As long as it's socially acceptable to walk around smelling like cigarettes or axe body spray, I don't see the problem here.

Besides, I think you're overestimating how much strong she really smells. It's like a 3 or 4 foot radius, and that's only when she's sweating. Believe me, I wish she could stink out a whole room just by walking in, but sadly that's not the case. TBQH only truly filthy individuals can pull that off, but that's not what we're talking about here.
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LostForest
11/22/19 11:43:10 PM
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Conflict posted...
How is it virtue signaling to point out that it's inconsiderate to go to work smelling like ass?


Because you legitimately get unhinged anytime I bring it up, despite the fact you've never encountered her on the streets and never will lol. Like, I only posted in here cuz someone @ed me, after multiple other people suggested it. There's so much lolzy, insane bullshit that gets posted on CE, and that's the one thing you hone in on and can't tolerate? Come on man, did you have a traumatic experience with someone that has body odor? A bad relationship that involved it? There's gotta be something deeper-rooted here, otherwise you would've just blocked me if it was that offensive to you haha.
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LostForest
11/22/19 11:48:18 PM
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Conflict posted...
That sounds like a weird, extremely hyperbolic reaction to someone telling you it's inconsiderate to go to work smelling like ass. Like, read your last two posts and tell me you don't sound like you're frothing at the mouth over nothing.

Also, take a wild guess who it was that @ you


I'm not frothing, I'm chuckling. Like I'm not even annoyed at you or anything lol, I'm just dumbfounded that you're the only one who seems to get so worked up over it. I like you, dude. I like your contests, I like your posts generally. So I'm not trying to get a rise out of you, but you do it yourself whenever I bring it up haha.

Also, I don't really know who @ed me. Some guy? I don't recognize their username. Was it secretly you?
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viewmaster_pi
11/22/19 11:52:59 PM
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LostForest posted...
It's like a 3 or 4 foot radius, and that's only when she's sweating.
oh is that all

smelling bad is cool for you and her
smelling good is cool for everyone

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LostForest
11/22/19 11:54:12 PM
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Conflict posted...
Contests? I don't remember having any. And I was just adding on to what somebody else itt said

And yes, that was my alt. Someone wanted 'the BO fetish guy' tagged in the topic so I did the honors


Shit, I thought I was arguing with viewmaster_pi the whole time here lol. My bad. I take back multiple of my posts here then. Sorry for getting pissy with you.
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viewmaster_pi
11/22/19 11:58:02 PM
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Oh, are you getting me confused with Conflict?

I just think it's fucked up to try and normalize not showering, but that's nothing directed at you or your wife, personally. It's just cool to be considerate. I brush my teeth and shower before work, no matter what, even when I'm the only one there on the night shift.

I've smelled some straight up chili-powder-garbage-can-ass people at my job, and I can't imagine making other people feel like I did for eight hours.

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viewmaster_pi
11/22/19 11:59:10 PM
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I'm also not that other Pi guy who does the CE people contests

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AirFresh
11/22/19 11:59:52 PM
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Suck her smelly toes.

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