Poll of the Day > My Fake Penis

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wwinterj25
11/27/19 5:35:36 PM
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My fake penis...
That's what my wife used to call it.
She meant that it only got hard when I took blue pills...
And she said that made me less of a man.
I divorced my wife last year...
But not before I found this weird E.D. reversing trick that originated in Thailand...
And used it to instantly start getting rock hard erections...
That made my wife scream and moan like an adult film star.
She wanted more...
But I walked out on her and never looked back.
Now in the past 6 months I've been on a rampage..
And for the dozens of women who've been lucky enough to experience my rock hard pipe...
There's been nothing fake about the way they moaned after I was done.

Sincerely,

Ron Markley
Restore Your Manhood
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magemaximus
11/27/19 5:36:28 PM
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I tried viagra once. Was actually three times since it was a sample pack that had three pills.
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