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CapnMuffin
12/17/19 12:54:50 AM
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> Prints in perfect color but black is patchy.
> Checks: Hmm ink level is fine.
> Whatever, maybe problem with the cartridge.
> Change to a fresh cartridge.
> Page prints completely blank, not even color.

What the literal fuck.

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Paragon21XX
12/17/19 12:59:42 AM
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You're missing the step of having the printer clean the print heads before finally resorting to replacing the ink cartridge.
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ArchiePeck
12/17/19 1:00:29 AM
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Dude, you print your stuff out at work!
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Irony
12/17/19 1:01:33 AM
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Nah fax machines

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Medussa
12/17/19 1:01:50 AM
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it's amazing to me how much every other computer-adjacent technology has evolved over the last 50 years, but printers are still stuck in the 1980s.

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Shotgunnova
12/17/19 1:02:54 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

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smoliske
12/17/19 1:06:35 AM
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ArchiePeck posted...
Dude, you print your stuff out at work!

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LordFarquad1312
12/17/19 1:08:44 AM
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Laser printers are supossedly better. Supposedly. My mom bought one last month, I'll make my report based on how long until she calls me for troubleshooting.

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Heineken14
12/17/19 1:19:04 AM
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I'm glad I no longer have to do any printer IT troubleshooting.
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Purple_Cheetah
12/17/19 1:22:28 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Laser printers are supossedly better. Supposedly. My mom bought one last month, I'll make my report based on how long until she calls me for troubleshooting.
It's something to do with not wasting ink. Inkjet will periodically clear itself wasting lots of ink and it goes into this sort of sponge area inside the printer. So if you've used an ink printer, never ever ever store it or place it upside down or on its side. It'll create a BP oil spill 2.0 in your closet or where ever.
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