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solosnake
12/19/19 3:07:58 AM
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Wow, it sounds bad

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:08:59 AM
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It's worse when you see that Kylo and Rey kiss after he brings her back to life, before he dies
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evil_zombie11
12/19/19 3:09:16 AM
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theyre already defending it lmao

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BruceWayneJr
12/19/19 3:09:36 AM
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The dead speak!

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pres_madagascar
12/19/19 3:10:28 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
It's worse when you see that Kylo and Rey kiss after he brings her back to life, before he dies
Lmao wtf. This is trash.

Nevermind how palps is even alive in the first place.

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:11:23 AM
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Also if force healing/resurrection can be pulled out of one's ass why could the literal chosen one not figure out that was a thing and avoid the entire series happening
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pres_madagascar
12/19/19 3:12:07 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Also if force healing/resurrection can be pulled out of one's ass why could the literal chosen one not figure out that was a thing and avoid the entire series happening
Well, Lucas is a hack too tbqh.

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Lorenzo_2003
12/19/19 3:12:48 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
It's worse when you see that Kylo and Rey kiss after he brings her back to life, before he dies

Lmao

No way. That not real, is it? We need those dorks from the other thread to come and defend that.

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:13:32 AM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
It's worse when you see that Kylo and Rey kiss after he brings her back to life, before he dies

Lmao

No way. That not real, is it? We need those dorks from the other thread to come and defend that.

It absolutely is, there was a clip of it posted online earlier today
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boxington
12/19/19 3:14:12 AM
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not defending the movie, but movies often sound bad if you bring up plot points/spoilers without context

the crippled guy wasn't really crippled, and was the bad guy all along

the lead was suffering multiple personality disorder, and his frenemy was just a delusion

and so forth

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dave_is_slick
12/19/19 3:16:02 AM
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boxington posted...
not defending the movie, but movies often sound bad if you bring up plot points/spoilers without context

the crippled guy wasn't really crippled, and was the bad guy all along

the lead was suffering multiple personality disorder, and his frenemy was just a delusion

and so forth
When a plot point makes the original ending of the saga literally meaningless though...

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boxington
12/19/19 3:18:24 AM
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even if it's poor storytelling, idk how anything in the topic makes anything in the saga meaningless

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:19:13 AM
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boxington posted...
even if it's poor storytelling, idk how anything in the topic makes anything in the saga meaningless

Palpatine still being the big bad kind of makes Anakin's entire existence meaningless
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BruceWayneJr
12/19/19 3:21:30 AM
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The healing/resurrection stuff is really more egregious.

Just like the "Holdo maneuver," you have to wonder why other characters haven't used it before.

But that is a story for another time, or some shit.

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marthsheretoo
12/19/19 3:22:13 AM
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boxington posted...
not defending the movie, but movies often sound bad if you bring up plot points/spoilers without context

the crippled guy wasn't really crippled, and was the bad guy all along

the lead was suffering multiple personality disorder, and his frenemy was just a delusion

and so forth

I can't tell what movie you're referring to but those sound fine.

The true love life exchange trope, on the other hand, has never been done well and my blood will boil when I watch them try to present it as a climactic emotional moment rather than the hack shit it is.

ok second one is fight club I'm only a bit slow

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boxington
12/19/19 3:24:17 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
boxington posted...
even if it's poor storytelling, idk how anything in the topic makes anything in the saga meaningless

Palpatine still being the big bad kind of makes Anakin's entire existence meaningless
maybe, but it can also be seen as Palp being an evil that transcends generations, where the efforts of others help redeem one man's failures

it has happened in other stories to a more satisfying degree

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dave_is_slick
12/19/19 3:24:25 AM
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boxington posted...
idk how anything in the topic makes anything in the saga meaningless
You're not serious are you? There's no way you don't see how Anakin's redemption now means nothing.

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pegusus123456
12/19/19 3:24:42 AM
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As someone who's never cared to watch it but has heard about it by not avoiding spoilers.

How does this story follow the other two? From what I've heard, each part of the trilogy sounds incredibly disconnected from the other.

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boxington
12/19/19 3:26:09 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
I can't tell what movie you're referring to but those sound fine.

The true love life exchange trope, on the other hand, has never been done well and my blood will boil when I watch them try to present it as a climactic emotional moment rather than the hack shit it is.
the first one is The Usual Suspects and the second one is Fight Club

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marthsheretoo
12/19/19 3:26:47 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
As someone who's never cared to watch it but has heard about it by not avoiding spoilers.

How does this story follow the other two? From what I've heard, each part of the trilogy sounds incredibly disconnected from the other.

It doesn't and you're right.

It's a disjointed mess with no real through line.

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boxington
12/19/19 3:27:50 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
You're not serious are you? There's no way you don't see how Anakin's redemption now means nothing.
his sacrifice didn't mean nothing, though.

even if he failed, he showed that he was still willing to do what he felt was right, and give up his life for someone he loved

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:35:01 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
As someone who's never cared to watch it but has heard about it by not avoiding spoilers.

How does this story follow the other two? From what I've heard, each part of the trilogy sounds incredibly disconnected from the other.

That's because they are all incredibly disconnected
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evil_zombie11
12/19/19 3:35:02 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fTbsluR-Jug

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SocksForWok999
12/19/19 3:37:20 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Lmao wtf. This is trash.

Nevermind how palps is even alive in the first place.

To me this doesnt seem far fetched at all because he was just thrown down an exhaust tunnel or something just like Luke fell down one after Vader revealed he was his father. Luke eventually hit the curve and slowed down. No reason why it wouldnt happened to Palps either.

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BruceWayneJr
12/19/19 3:38:13 AM
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SocksForWok999 posted...
To me this doesnt seem far fetched at all because he was just thrown down an exhaust tunnel or something just like Luke fell down one after Vader revealed he was his father. Luke eventually hit the curve and slowed down. No reason why it wouldnt happened to Palps either.

And then the Death Star blew up

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:38:33 AM
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SocksForWok999 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Lmao wtf. This is trash.

Nevermind how palps is even alive in the first place.

To me this doesnt seem far fetched at all because he was just thrown down an exhaust tunnel or something just like Luke fell down one after Vader revealed he was his father. Luke eventually hit the curve and slowed down. No reason why it wouldnt happened to Palps either.

...he was on a space station that was blown into a million pieces
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BakonBitz
12/19/19 3:39:06 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
...he was on a space station that was blown into a million pieces
Exactly. There's no reason for him to be alive.

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SocksForWok999
12/19/19 3:39:48 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
...he was on a space station that was blown into a million pieces

Yea so what? He obviously made it to a secret escape pod or something. Maybe he even Force Flew through space a little bit as well lol

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solosnake
12/19/19 3:40:30 AM
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SocksForWok999 posted...
Yea so what? He obviously made it to a secret escape pod or something. Maybe he even Force Flew through space a little bit as well lol
or maybe someone used force resurection on him?

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dave_is_slick
12/19/19 3:44:57 AM
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boxington posted...
his sacrifice didn't mean nothing, though.

even if he failed, he showed that he was still willing to do what he felt was right, and give up his life for someone he loved
He did that by killing the Emperor. Now that he's magically alive and apparently they don't even fucking explain how, that makes his self-sacrifice worthless and in vain.

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Vyrulisse
12/19/19 3:45:13 AM
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Oh it gets better, just found out tonight that the radio transmission announcing Palpatine's return to the galaxy was done in Fortnite

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 3:46:02 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Oh it gets better, just found out tonight that the radio transmission announcing Palpatine's return to the galaxy was done in Fortnite

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ExtremeLuchador
12/19/19 4:03:22 AM
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Star Wars is ripping off Care Bears.

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UnholyMudcrab
12/19/19 4:07:15 AM
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It ends basically exactly the way RotJ ended. The only thing storywise that the trilogy actually accomplished was killing off the main cast of the OT
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Monolith1676
12/19/19 5:19:39 AM
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Hahaha, I wonder how many Razzies it will get.

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Middle hope
12/19/19 5:21:42 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
It's worse when you see that Kylo and Rey kiss after he brings her back to life, before he dies
waitarent they cousins?

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BurmesePenguin
12/19/19 5:23:54 AM
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Can I get a link to whatever other topic ppl are referring to?
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pegusus123456
12/19/19 5:32:01 AM
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Middle hope posted...
waitarent they cousins?
If you go with the (confirmed?) theory that Palpatine is Anakin's father, I think so.

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Crepes
12/19/19 6:58:41 AM
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Topic got deleted.

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DeadBankerDream
12/19/19 7:11:59 AM
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Why
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solosnake
12/19/19 2:34:26 PM
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Wow, the mods actually banned that account.

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BeyondWalls
12/19/19 4:09:22 PM
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Back to the Future sounds like a pretty dumb movie on paper too. So he drives his car to 1955?

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solosnake
12/19/19 4:11:24 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Back to the Future sounds like a pretty dumb movie on paper too. So he drives his car to 1955?
Not sure if you have read the spoilers, but thats a bad comparison here lol

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KillerSlaw
12/19/19 4:15:36 PM
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They completely destroy the story of Anakin being the chosen one in order to make the chosen one a Palpatine who then takes on the Skywalker name.

Who the fuck was this made for?

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dave_is_slick
12/19/19 4:34:38 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Back to the Future sounds like a pretty dumb movie on paper too. So he drives his car to 1955?
"Back to the Future" still implies time travel. Doesn't specify what method but you can imply there's time travel so that example falls flat.

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DarthAragorn
12/19/19 8:12:15 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
They completely destroy the story of Anakin being the chosen one in order to make the chosen one a Palpatine who then takes on the Skywalker name.

Who the fuck was this made for?

This movie shits all over the original 6

The whole trilogy does even, I hope future movies take place far in the future (or the past) and never even reference it
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