Current Events > Pooping while scrolling CE...what a time to be alive.

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
MFBKBass5
12/25/19 9:23:21 AM
#52:


Merry shitmas indeed! Morning Christmas poo is the best kinda poo

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog
12/25/19 9:38:14 AM
#53:


is this CE's first pooping general?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/25/19 9:50:59 AM
#54:


ThyCorndog posted...
is this CE's first pooping general?


Surely I cant be the first to think of this...we all poop.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/26/19 8:46:49 AM
#55:


Interrupted gaming session because pooping. Damn sux

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/27/19 11:08:16 AM
#56:


christmas Break poops are the best because you dont have to rush in the morning to get to work.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/28/19 8:47:31 AM
#57:


Ok. The last 2 days the poop were really tough somehow. I wonder what i ate wrong

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/28/19 11:00:54 AM
#58:


apolloooo posted...
Ok. The last 2 days the poop were really tough somehow. I wonder what i ate wrong


Too many Christmas cookies mah boi.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/28/19 11:09:05 AM
#59:


yes maybe

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
squarion
12/28/19 11:24:49 AM
#60:


Can you taste the smell?

---
Favorite Game of All Time: Donkey Kong Country 2
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/28/19 12:13:22 PM
#61:


squarion posted...
Can you taste the smell?
No fortunately

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cowthief
12/29/19 12:24:22 AM
#62:


Taking a poop

---
There is no success like excess!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Abiz_
12/29/19 12:25:10 AM
#63:


Fresh poop particles in your coffee is all I'm saying.
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/29/19 1:43:57 AM
#64:


Abiz_ posted...
Fresh poop particles in your coffee is all I'm saying.
So like coffee luwak?

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDogfather
12/29/19 7:28:23 AM
#65:


I shit yams on the daily.

---
I need a new signature.
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/29/19 8:46:28 AM
#66:


Nice. Just pooped

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
12/29/19 9:06:55 AM
#67:


I like how I see this topic at the top of the list around the same time every morning

---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eponalove
12/29/19 9:08:48 AM
#68:


MFBKBass5 posted...
And sipping on some coffee at the same time. Perfect Saturday morning
who the fuck drinks coffee while pooping?!

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/29/19 9:35:27 AM
#69:


A nice strong poo woke me up this morning actually. Its rare I poo before drinking coffee...but my body was so ready today.

Now Im sipping on coffee and will probably have to poo again in like 30 min

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/29/19 9:35:54 AM
#70:


Eponalove posted...
who the fuck drinks coffee while pooping?!


Dont want the coffee to get cold! Cmon dood

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/29/19 10:57:37 AM
#71:


Eponalove posted...
who the fuck drinks coffee while pooping?!
lmao. i have eaten chips and bread before but never actually drink anything

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/29/19 11:28:39 AM
#72:


I wasnt serious about the drinking coffee while pooping thing btw...thats gross. Same with eating and pooping.

speaking of, 2nd poop of the day. I knew that coffee would run through me.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eponalove
12/29/19 5:24:25 PM
#73:


apolloooo posted...
lmao. i have eaten chips and bread before but never actually drink anything
what the literal fuck

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/29/19 8:08:19 PM
#74:


Eponalove posted...
what the literal fuck
never bring snack to the bin? it's before smartphone was a thing when i was teen

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break
12/29/19 8:11:49 PM
#75:


apolloooo posted...
lmao. i have eaten chips and bread before but never actually drink anything
I've eaten a TV dinner once while pooping.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/29/19 8:31:09 PM
#76:


smoke_break posted...
I've eaten a TV dinner once while pooping.
YES YES

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11
12/29/19 8:33:08 PM
#77:


This is the only way to use CE.

---
Yo wtf
Probably lifting or running...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eponalove
12/30/19 8:22:26 AM
#78:


apolloooo posted...
never bring snack to the bin? it's before smartphone was a thing when i was teen
close your account

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy
12/30/19 8:36:50 AM
#79:


Mark me down on the list. I have a freshly packed bowl and a coffee waiting on the sunporch

---
~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~
TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/30/19 8:56:01 AM
#80:


Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Mark me down on the list. I have a freshly packed bowl and a coffee waiting on the sunporch


Oh hell ya thats a perfect morning boiiiii

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/31/19 1:57:45 AM
#81:


It's 2 pm 31st December 2019. Quite possible the last delivery if 2019.

Unless i poop again later

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/31/19 10:57:30 AM
#82:


apolloooo posted...
It's 2 pm 31st December 2019. Quite possible the last delivery if 2019.

Unless i poop again later


2pm? Where you at? Im having my last morning poo of 2019 at 9:56AM.

2019 saw some of my strongest poos yet. Was a solid year filled with memorable poops all around.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/31/19 11:19:35 AM
#83:


MFBKBass5 posted...
2pm? Where you at? Im having my last morning poo of 2019 at 9:56AM.

2019 saw some of my strongest poos yet. Was a solid year filled with memorable poops all around.
It was 2018 for the most memorable poop for me.

Cos i shat myself.

So i drove from work to home and on the highway i i heard a truck flipped over that created a long jam. By stroke of bad luck i suddenly have to go. It was horrible. I hold it in my pants with all my butt muscles. The irony is i almoat made it. Got to exit the highway, found a convenience store, ran to the toilet and as i opened the door it bursted.

Dam broke while the damn toilet is literally a single step away. I spent 30 minutes washing my pants with hand soap and came out with completely wet pants.

I will never forget it.

Also i live in indonesia. 11-12 hours faster than us east coast i think

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
12/31/19 11:29:26 AM
#84:


apolloooo posted...
It was 2018 for the most memorable poop for me.

Cos i shat myself.

So i drove from work to home and on the highway i i heard a truck flipped over that created a long jam. By stroke of bad luck i suddenly have to go. It was horrible. I hold it in my pants with all my butt muscles. The irony is i almoat made it. Got to exit the highway, found a convenience store, ran to the toilet and as i opened the door it bursted.

Dam broke while the damn toilet is literally a single step away. I spent 30 minutes washing my pants with hand soap and came out with completely wet pants.

I will never forget it.

Also i live in indonesia. 11-12 hours faster than us east coast i think


Jesus. Thats horrible. Cant say Ive had that experience before. But my last girlfriend almost did while I was driving...it was crazy. She was freaking out and crying. Was honestly one of the weirdest things ever.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/31/19 11:35:19 AM
#85:


MFBKBass5 posted...
Jesus. Thats horrible. Cant say Ive had that experience before. But my last girlfriend almost did while I was driving...it was crazy. She was freaking out and crying. Was honestly one of the weirdest things ever.
When i told it to my friend she actually had similar experience except she had it worse cos she had it in the morning on her way to work instead of coming home.

Had to call her coworker to help her buy disposable panties and emergency pants

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
12/31/19 8:55:22 PM
#86:


Literally the first 2020 poop! A bit hungover tho.

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5
01/01/20 9:23:32 AM
#87:


My first poo of 2020 is definitely a hangover poo. The beer shits are the worst.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo
01/01/20 12:25:35 PM
#88:


There goes the rest of yesterday's pizza

---
http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png
Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2