Current Events > If we're going off the SW films and current canon I always assumed Luke was gay.

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Doom_Art
12/24/19 6:50:48 PM
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Anyone else?

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Jabodie
12/24/19 6:51:41 PM
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Nah, he just likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean.

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Garioshi
12/24/19 6:52:13 PM
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Nothing to disprove that tbh

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Zikten
12/24/19 7:19:22 PM
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In the old novels he had a wife. In the movies he's just Priest like I guess. I wish they had let him have his wife though
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The_Ivory_Man
12/24/19 7:23:41 PM
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What logic led you to that?

Lucas wanted him to be Celibate
EU made him a married man with his son Ben
Disney I'm not sure, he sure seemed to enjoy milking that alien.

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Nacen
12/24/19 7:25:23 PM
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Inb4 they announce he's actually gay this whole time

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closetjpopfan
12/24/19 7:25:24 PM
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#CanonizeMara
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Doom_Art
12/24/19 7:26:02 PM
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The_Ivory_Man posted...
What logic led you to that?
Can you honestly picture Luke going on about how much he loves vagina

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Guy_Fieri
12/24/19 7:28:44 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Can you honestly picture Luke going on about how much he loves vagina

More like Chad Pussslayer

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Smashingpmkns
12/24/19 7:28:50 PM
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He kissed his sister
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Nacen
12/24/19 7:29:15 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
He kissed his sister
tbf she's the one who initiated the kiss

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NinjaBreakfast
12/24/19 7:29:43 PM
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Disney ruined his character by not having him have a harem of buxom women with him at all times reeee

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Webmaster4531
12/24/19 7:31:44 PM
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Next you'll tell me Marty McFly was gay.

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CM_Ponch
12/24/19 7:31:55 PM
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Imagine a force orgasm

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masticatingman
12/24/19 7:34:14 PM
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Not seeing the gay aspect. Sure did seem like he had the hots for Leia up until the sister reveal, and even past that a little

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Freddie_Mercury
12/24/19 7:57:03 PM
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theres nothing disproving that he fucked every single one of those nun aliens on that island

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The_Ivory_Man
12/24/19 8:24:22 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Can you honestly picture Luke going on about how much he loves vagina

Could say the same for dick.

Nacen posted...
tbf she's the one who initiated the kiss

Twice.

Once in a New Hope and another in Empire.

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NeonOctopus
12/24/19 8:24:59 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/24/19 8:27:36 PM
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Luke and Threepio are twinks

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Wii_Shaker
12/24/19 8:28:57 PM
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He's not a sexually motivated character.

It would be irrelevant to the story if he were gay anyways.

Not enough evidence to prove or disprove his orientation.

Current canon does not feature Mara Jade so it could go either way.

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Phewfus
12/24/19 8:49:52 PM
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Han and Luke competing for Leia's love was the love triangle of the first two movies.

It's pretty obvious unless you intentionally ignore it.
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ScazarMeltex
12/24/19 8:54:46 PM
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There is a novel in the new canon that takes place between Eps IV and V where he makes out with a chick.

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Jabodie
12/24/19 10:24:28 PM
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Phewfus posted...
Han and Luke competing for Leia's love was the love triangle of the first two movies.

It's pretty obvious unless you intentionally ignore it.
Nah nah. You see, when Han says "a guy like me and a girl like her", Luke gets upset because he himself wants to bang Han.

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Delirious_Beard
12/24/19 10:31:33 PM
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young mark hamill was like the peak twink

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evil_zombie11
12/24/19 10:36:14 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Can you honestly picture Luke going on about how much he loves vagina

He does look like he's strong with the soy tbh

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archedsoul
12/24/19 10:36:52 PM
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Imagine thinking someone that wanted to smash his own sister, is gay.

Just imagine.

Obi Wan told him to suppress that shit in RotJ and he did.

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__aCEr__
12/24/19 10:38:19 PM
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Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for

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OrdonGoatCheese
12/24/19 10:47:08 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Nah nah. You see, when Han says "a guy like me and a girl like her", Luke gets upset because he himself wants to bang Han.
There is probably fanfiction of this.

I say "probably".

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Garioshi
12/25/19 6:49:08 AM
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OrdonGoatCheese posted...
There is probably fanfiction of this.

I say "probably".
There is definitely fanfiction of this.

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Tsuyoi3
12/26/19 4:34:50 PM
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Series started with an incestuous kiss, and ended with one too!
Pretty crazy.

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Phewfus
12/26/19 6:15:40 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Nah nah. You see, when Han says "a guy like me and a girl like her", Luke gets upset because he himself wants to bang Han.
Lol farmboy was lusting over that princess hologram pretty hard though.
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Jabodie
12/26/19 6:17:31 PM
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Phewfus posted...
Lol farmboy was lusting over that princess hologram pretty hard though.
Gay men can appreciate a woman's beauty, even if they don't want to fuck them. I didn't hear him say "I want to fuck her", just that she's beautiful.

Check mate, cis scum.

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Phewfus
12/26/19 6:19:33 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Gay men can appreciate a woman's beauty, even if they don't want to fuck them. I didn't hear him say "I want to fuck her", just that she's beautiful.

Check mate, cis scum.
He didn't reel away from them sister kisses neither.
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Jabodie
12/26/19 6:29:28 PM
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Phewfus posted...
He didn't reel away from them sister kisses neither.
Not all of us are afraid of experimentation.

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BLAKUboy
12/26/19 6:36:55 PM
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He's probably graysexual honestly.

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BLAKUboy
12/26/19 7:02:04 PM
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PrideOfLion posted...
Poe and Finn tho
Oh they're definitely gay.

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brestugo
12/26/19 7:26:05 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Not seeing the gay aspect. Sure did seem like he had the hots for Leia up until the sister reveal, and even past that a little


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