Current Events > Iran puts a bounty on Trump's head for 80 million bucks

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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:24:14 PM
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/iran-offers-80million-bounty-donald-21219180
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spudger
01/05/20 1:24:29 PM
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you think trump will ban iranians from the country?
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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:26:09 PM
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The president has a bounty on this head

Let that sink in

This is the most fucked up timeline
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DD Divine
01/05/20 1:26:18 PM
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this sounds like a movie.


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PatrickMahomes
01/05/20 1:26:58 PM
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yikes

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KinjiMuto_3
01/05/20 1:27:11 PM
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Sounds like that show blacklist
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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:28:39 PM
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Hold up does this mean Kathy Griffin can claim it because technically she already has the head
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pikachupwnage
01/05/20 1:29:15 PM
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Wonder how many American dipshits on social media are going to (jokingly or otherwise) earn themselves a visit from the FBI because of this.

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Anteaterking
01/05/20 1:31:21 PM
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which is a reward for those who get close to the head of President Trump,

Bad translation or?

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Stallion_Prime
01/05/20 1:31:45 PM
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Becareful what you fucking say people.

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Umbreon
01/05/20 1:33:45 PM
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He went on to say that this is a declaration of war"


And there it is.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
01/05/20 1:34:06 PM
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We need real life Jack Bauer

https://imgur.com/5mC3hrN

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Smashingpmkns
01/05/20 1:35:01 PM
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Holy moly
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spudger
01/05/20 1:35:06 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
We need real life Jack Bauer

https://imgur.com/5mC3hrN

he'd arrest trump
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FuneralFroth
01/05/20 1:35:20 PM
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Is 80 million worth it? The fucking goddamn CIA and military will hunt you for the rest of your life. You would have to be by yourself forever. Money virtually useless. Somebody would flip and tell them where you are, you wouldnt be able to trust nobody.

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voldothegr8
01/05/20 1:36:00 PM
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What a time to be alive
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Austin_Era_II
01/05/20 1:36:18 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Is 80 million worth it? The fucking goddamn CIA and military will hunt you for the rest of your life. You would have to be by yourself forever. Money virtually useless. Somebody would flip and tell them where you are, you wouldnt be able to trust nobody.

Move to China or Russia. The US can't even touch Edward Snowden.

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Tired-Insomniac
01/05/20 1:36:52 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Is 80 million worth it? The fucking goddamn CIA and military will hunt you for the rest of your life. You would have to be by yourself forever. Money virtually useless. Somebody would flip and tell them where you are, you wouldnt be able to trust nobody.

I mean you can do a lot with $80 million

Probably take out a sizeable loan to completely change your identity beforehand then commit the act, get paid, and pay off the loan.

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darkphoenix181
01/05/20 1:37:19 PM
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They won't pay out cause they about to be carpet bombed by Donald.
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Chicken_Butt
01/05/20 1:38:57 PM
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Can't wait to see Trump's reaction.

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Umbreon
01/05/20 1:39:50 PM
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God, part of me wants to ask if this is a parody site. Because I can't believe this is actually happening.

Sure we've had foreign nations hate our president before. I'm sure most of them have had assassination attempts on them before, comes with the territory right?

But a fucking bounty?

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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:41:15 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
Can't wait to see Trump's reaction.


Trump: Only 80 million? That nothing! Thats peanuts! My head. Its a beautiful head with a big brain. Very big brain! Is worth at least 500 million!
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spudger
01/05/20 1:41:19 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
Can't wait to see Trump's reaction.

"hold me back, kellyanne. hold me back!"
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gunplagirl
01/05/20 1:42:05 PM
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Umbreon posted...
God, part of me wants to ask if this is a parody site. Because I can't believe this is actually happening.

Sure we've had foreign nations hate our president before. I'm sure most of them have had assassination attempts on them before, comes with the territory right?

But a fucking bounty?

It's Trump. If there was ever a president who intentionally tried to anger other nations this badly, it was him. The fact it's a nation and not just some group like Al Qaeda or ISIS makes it obvious that the guy has destroyed certain international relations for generations.

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MacDaMurderer
01/05/20 1:42:42 PM
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No one would ever see that 80 million.

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Umbreon
01/05/20 1:44:03 PM
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I feel like this is an ego boost to Trump. "Look how desperate they are!"....

until attempts on his life start increasing. Or he's no longer allowed to golf because the SS won't let him for his safety.

Then he will truly realize that actions have consequences. Unfortunately he's not the only one effected.

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TheApexPredator
01/05/20 1:46:20 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's Trump. If there was ever a president who intentionally tried to anger other nations this badly, it was him. The fact it's a nation and not just some group like Al Qaeda or ISIS makes it obvious that the guy has destroyed certain international relations for generations.

Yeah because Iranians were such big fans of America before all this anyways.

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gunplagirl
01/05/20 1:47:16 PM
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Umbreon posted...
I feel like this is an ego boost to Trump. "Look how desperate they are!"....

until attempts on his life start increasing. Or he's no longer allowed to golf because the SS won't let him for his safety.

Then he will truly realize that actions have consequences. Unfortunately he's not the only one effected.

Say, if he actually got removed by Senate he'd lose SS, right? I wonder if the bounty will still apply whenever and however Trump leaves office. Not that I'd ever want to see him assassinated.

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FursonaNonGrata
01/05/20 1:47:28 PM
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Punished Venom Trump

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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:48:03 PM
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TheApexPredator posted...


Yeah because Iranians were such big fans of America before all this anyways.


They were following Obamas deal before Trump tore it up
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IdiotMachine
01/05/20 1:48:33 PM
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lol this is how Iran responds? Pathetic.

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darkphoenix181
01/05/20 1:49:12 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's Trump. If there was ever a president who intentionally tried to anger other nations this badly, it was him. The fact it's a nation and not just some group like Al Qaeda or ISIS makes it obvious that the guy has destroyed certain international relations for generations.

Or maybe the fact that it is a nation putting a bounty like this speaks volumes of said nation's government, and what they involve themselves in.
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Turtlebread
01/05/20 1:49:36 PM
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how is this still real life

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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:50:17 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
lol this is how Iran responds? Pathetic.


More pathetic than this?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992
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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:50:47 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
how is this still real life


Elect a clown expect a circus
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SauI_Goodman
01/05/20 1:51:49 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
Move to China or Russia. The US can't even touch Edward Snowden.
Yeah but that's enough of a punishment in itself. Lol snowmen really didn't think this through.
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Umbreon
01/05/20 1:52:45 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Say, if he actually got removed by Senate he'd lose SS, right? I wonder if the bounty will still apply whenever and however Trump leaves office.

Maybe? I don't know for sure but I imagine impeached and removed president don't get the same benefits of former Presidents who left the office naturally.

Bounty would probably still apply because Iran would still hate Trump, and it would be a warning to the next President.

At least, that's how I imagine their mindset is.

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SauI_Goodman
01/05/20 1:53:14 PM
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Snowmen is actually begging to come back to the us.
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UnfairRepresent
01/05/20 1:53:40 PM
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Bluebomber182 posted...


More pathetic than this?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992

Before Trump was elected this would read like parody
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MisterPorn
01/05/20 1:54:54 PM
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I don't want Mike Pence to be president.

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Bluebomber182
01/05/20 1:55:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


Before Trump was elected this would read like parody


Yeah when considering button is code for penis
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UnfairRepresent
01/05/20 1:56:42 PM
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Bluebomber182 posted...


Yeah when considering button is code for penis

Well you're not wrong
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Umbreon
01/05/20 1:57:15 PM
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MisterPorn posted...
I don't want Mike Pence to be president.

He'd be a lame duck anyway.

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modena
01/05/20 1:58:35 PM
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I just heard Iraq signed a resolution to remove all US presence from their country and air space...15 years and too many deaths for nothing.

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UnfairRepresent
01/05/20 2:00:22 PM
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modena posted...
I just heard Iraq signed a resolution to remove all US presence from their country and air space...15 years and too many deaths for nothing.

Not nothing

We prevented Iraq from getting their hands on WMDs and took out a ruthless dictator

Whether its worth it or not is debatable but we accomplished a lot
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NinjaBreakfast
01/05/20 2:00:52 PM
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How do Americans reconcile thinking this is unforgivable but being okay with trump killing Iranian figures either pre-emptively or as retaliation for something else (delete as applicable)

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Umbreon
01/05/20 2:01:32 PM
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modena posted...
I just heard Iraq signed a resolution to remove all US presence from their country and air space...15 years and too many deaths for nothing.

Now now, not for nothing.

Someone is making a lot of money! And something Obama did(Iran at least tolerating us) got erased.


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Umbreon
01/05/20 2:02:18 PM
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NinjaBreakfast posted...
How do Americans reconcile thinking this is unforgivable but being okay with trump killing Iranian figures either pre-emptively or as retaliation for something else (delete as applicable)

A lot of us didn't think that was right either.


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TheBlueMonk_
01/05/20 2:06:23 PM
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Trump is probably thinking about how to fake his death so he can get out of the impeachment mess, collect his own bounty, and become a martyr.

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