Current Events > Man: I don't owe any woman an orgasm. Once I'm done. I'm done.

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https://twitter.com/KR3Wmatic/status/1214821542489710592
https://twitter.com/_blahitskita/status/1215115176271339522



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This is a weird way for this Twitter person to declare that no woman has ever come near him.

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"I am bad at sex but I'm trying to make it sound tough"

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Is Twitter just people telling jokes and other people not getting jokes now?...oh, it's here too.

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Wish I could make it 2 minutes

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Is Twitter just people telling jokes and other people not getting jokes now?...oh, it's here too.

Ok if its truly a joke then its pretty freakin funny lol, ty for giving me a new lense on it

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Why post this?

And uh, sometimes it doesnt go well but then you do better next time. Does he only sleep with em once?

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Shablagoo posted...

Ok if its truly a joke then its pretty freakin funny lol, ty for giving me a new lense on it

"Hustle for your orgasm" is definitely going for laughs. I use the same bit. Where I act like Im serious but I word things in a way I assume no one would take serious. People who are serious usually aren't thinking of ways for their point to sound funny, that would take away from them making a real point lol. I like it.

I mean, there's a very slim chance he's serious and actually talks like that when serious.

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That's such a weird take tbh, to treat sex like a completely one aided thing.

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Dear Twitter Honeys, yall should DM me your titties. Don't worry, your idenTITTIES are safe in my DMs.
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Sad thing is even if people want to dismiss that tweet as a joke a lot of dudes actually think like that. They hit it and quit. If they not going to see the woman again or it not a long term thing no reason to put effort into it. Get your nut and get out.

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For women it's more about the journey, not the destination

Sounds like someone who also refuses to go down on a woman (while also expecting her to do it to him).

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Gladius_ posted...

This is the internet. The internet is filled with bad takes and people trying to bring sarcastic humor to situations and problems that they feel are serious. What I am saying is that just because he is trying to be sarcastic and humorous in his reply doesn't mean that he isn't giving his honest opinion.

I mean, you're not wrong. I don't think there is enough here to say it's one way or the other. My jokes aren't always obvious either, so if someone wanted they could just like the way I structure some sentences and work it into their serious persona. Rather you're optimistic about society and give people the benefit of the doubt. Or you're pessimistic and looking to see any person as a douche as fast as possible. Neither are getting the 100% reality out of every situation.

Id place my bets on it being a joke tho.

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just give her clit a good deal of attention. she's not gonna cum from you pounding her alone most of the time. I get my gf to cum a bunch of times by keeping my hand on there before, during and after

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Selfish attitude.

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Lairen posted...

Why post this?

And uh, sometimes it doesnt go well but then you do better next time. Does he only sleep with em once?

Saw it in my twitter feed. Dick Yelp kinda made me realize there be twitter beefs over sex every other day and I just enjoy the fights.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I mean, you're not wrong. I don't think there is enough here to say it's one way or the other. My jokes aren't always obvious either, so if someone wanted they could just like the way I structure some sentences and work it into their serious persona. Rather you're optimistic about society and give people the benefit of the doubt. Or you're pessimistic and looking to see any person as a douche as fast as possible. Neither are getting the 100% reality out of every situation.

Id place my bets on it being a joke tho.

Maybe the thread can give context to the situation. I mean if you wrong and the user serious not like it means anything.
https://twitter.com/xluvrie/status/1166596347245604864

The tweet here kinda sums up the two responses to the thread. OP kinda falls under the as long as I get mine take.
https://twitter.com/KawtherSuleiman/status/1167729277376196608

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My ex honestly would orgasm 2-3 times before my first one, but thats rare.

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Weird mix of transactional language to describe sex and somehow working in internet hustle culture too

Ok, ill admit there was a time after one ex cheated on me that there was a decent length before i started dating and having sex again. I did not last at all and she was sort of flattered and understood the situation. I did much better after the first time.

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Dave Chapelle made this joke like 20 years ago and it was way funnier.
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Can't go into any if that twitter stuff. Just like Instagram, it's broken and keeping me out. Im on mobile and can't click on videos from here. When I try to go it leads me to my account I can't log into. When I try to log out, like 3 screens flash real quick and acts like I tried logging in again. It's all stupid and Im over it.

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It's just saying you shouldn't just lay there like a dead fish waiting for your partner to please you. You should put in some effort to get what you want.

BlueTigerLion posted...

Sad thing is even if people want to dismiss that tweet as a joke a lot of dudes actually think like that. They hit it and quit.

And sadly some women believe it's always 100% the man's fault if the sex is bad, shaming him even if the poor performance was because the woman was too awkward to stay aroused with.

I'm afraid we're at an impasse here...

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Sounds like something David X would say.

For those who don't know who David X is, he's one of those "pimp educators" who teaches/coaches incels to approach women confidently or whatever. Dude's a fucking scumbag, and the stuff he teaches those dudes is actually really, really, really bad advice. Not only from a moral standpoint, but a functional standpoint as well. I don't know how he gets dudes to fill his pockets.

Smashingpmkns posted...

Dave Chapelle made this joke like 20 years ago and it was way funnier.

Also this. It might be my favorite sketch by Dave.
https://youtu.be/zpjq8jqrPq8

BlueTigerLion posted...

Sad thing is even if people want to dismiss that tweet as a joke a lot of dudes actually think like that. They hit it and quit. If they not going to see the woman again or it not a long term thing no reason to put effort into it. Get your nut and get out.

I'm not oblivious to this btw. Literally just listened to a dude call into a radio station dead ass and state that if he doesn't know the women like that, he could give a shit less. And he didn't say things like "Hustle for that orgasm" lol. But then again, this is the internet, where you have more time to add clever stuff to any conversation. You're not coming completely off the cuff.

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Theres a nugget of truth in that

For a woman to finish, she has to know how to let go and be in the moment, if she cant do that she might have better sex if she did....

Oh wait, its easier to just say "virgin!!! Not a real man!!!"

lil_GoodOlJr_69 posted...

Theres a nugget of truth in that

For a woman to finish, she has to know how to let go and be in the moment, if she cant do that she might have better sex if she did....

Oh wait, its easier to just say "virgin!!! Not a real man!!!"

Yooo, that's real shit tho. While we're trying to hold it in, you gotta try to let it out.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Yooo, that's real shit tho. While we're trying to hold it in, you gotta try to let it out.

Exactly

But to be fair, the guy tweeting is probably some edgelord

Yall really think women are holding in their orgasms intentionally fully knowing some dude like the clown in OP is gonna last like 2 minutes? Lmao
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When I have sex I buy the "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms and turn them inside out.

#i'mthereforme

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Smashingpmkns posted...

Yall really think women are holding in their orgasms intentionally fully knowing some dude like the clown in OP is gonna last like 2 minutes? Lmao

There's a big difference between consciously holding orgasms back and not making any mental effort to get there, while expecting for the other person to get you there anyway.

You're throwing extras on it and arguing against those extras

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Agree. I looked over that. That's a good joke.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

Yall really think women are holding in their orgasms intentionally fully knowing some dude like the clown in OP is gonna last like 2 minutes? Lmao

There's a big difference between consciously holding orgasms back and not making any mental effort to get there, while expecting for the other person to get you there anyway.

You're throwing extras on it and arguing against those extras

What do you think women are doing mentally the whole time if not trying to get off though? I have never thought this was the case.
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Smashingpmkns posted...

What do you think women are doing mentally the whole time if not trying to get off though? I have never thought this was the case.

1. How did you still quote like that?

2. Ok, all women are the same. None are mentally low effort. Cool. Back to the quote thing.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

What do you think women are doing mentally the whole time if not trying to get off though? I have never thought this was the case.

1. How did you still quote like that?

2. Ok, all women are the same. None are mentally low effort. Cool. Back to the quote thing.

Gameraven lol
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making love
making love for two
making love for two...minutes.
When it's with me you only need two minutes
because I'm so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
https://youtu.be/AqZcYPEszN8

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Smashingpmkns posted...

Gameraven lol

Oh.

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Lairen posted...

Why post this?

And uh, sometimes it doesnt go well but then you do better next time. Does he only sleep with em once?

Hes basically saying he does not care what women want, when it comes to sex. I doubt it matters to him if its a girlfriend, random hookup, or a wife.

Normally, as in a few years ago, I would have said he sounds like an asshole. But hanging around feminist discussion boards has taught me that its wrong to have rigid expectations of relationships, especially when it relates to sex. You get called entitled, if you do that. But I bet they would still call this guy misogynistic.

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lol I find it funny cus women dont wanna talk about how selfish and lazy they are in bed

I have stamina for days and always make girls cum but they really could give a fuck if I get there.

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That's if it's a one night stand or some whore off the street. If it's your woman; like wife or the girl you're living with and know, then you do all that nasty shit to her.

This type of tweet is why she is bending over for your brother or best homie.

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