Current Events > Your reaction: Your daughter takes the last slice of pizza.

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 11:59:42 AM
#1:


Your family are eating a delicious pizza, there is one slice left and you go "Hey save that slice for me" before you go off to do whatever it is you do.

When you get back the slice is gone and you are like "Hey! Where the hell Is my pizza!?"

Then you see your daughter has it and she goes "sorry daddy, you snooze you lose." and starts to eat it

https://i.imgur.com/RtjROwa.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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ChrisTaka
01/14/20 12:07:40 PM
#2:


Since I lost my pizza it's only fitting that she loses her dad.

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Gobstoppers12
01/14/20 12:11:44 PM
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I tell her she's adopted.

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Ilishe
01/14/20 12:12:55 PM
#4:


I order a new pizza.

She gets nothing.

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 6:14:20 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I tell her she's adopted.

If you're her father thats probably a relief
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Evening_Dragon
01/14/20 6:16:06 PM
#6:


I taught her well.

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dameon_reaper
01/14/20 6:21:31 PM
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i mean...I let her have it. Who starts getting pissed off about something so meager?
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Keith_Valentine
01/14/20 6:25:15 PM
#8:


I hit her.
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The Trent
01/14/20 6:26:09 PM
#9:


I've basically been in this situation

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Vicious_Dios
01/14/20 6:27:57 PM
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*Wipes tear"

My little girl is growing up so fast.

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UnfairRepresent
01/14/20 7:18:21 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
Who starts getting pissed off about something so meager?

Keith_Valentine posted...
I hit her.


theres your answer
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HighOnSolar
01/14/20 7:19:17 PM
#12:


What toppings are on the pizza?

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Ving_Rhames
01/14/20 7:26:13 PM
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If I wanted the pizza that badly I would have ate it asap.

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Keith_Valentine
01/14/20 7:26:18 PM
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I specifically asked her to save the last slice. She obviously doesnt appreciate the fact I work my ass off all day for her to stuff her face, letting daddy have the last piece is the least she could do.

I have no other options but resort to force at that point.
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spudger
01/14/20 7:26:48 PM
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i'd be proud of her

she wont starve in the coming apocalypse
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UnfairRepresent
01/15/20 9:11:41 AM
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spudger posted...
i'd be proud of her

she wont starve in the coming apocalypse

I don't know, that pizza will only buy her a little bit of time
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NotYou
01/15/20 9:16:56 AM
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TheDogfather
01/15/20 9:18:09 AM
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I devour her whole.

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Dragonblade01
01/15/20 9:18:14 AM
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disown her
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ZevLoveDOOM
01/15/20 9:21:04 AM
#20:


go find something else and not make a big deal out of it...
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aki_sora
01/15/20 9:23:31 AM
#21:


I run away
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rideshort
01/15/20 1:33:57 PM
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My reaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRRX31uBmI

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spudger
01/15/20 1:36:05 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


I don't know, that pizza will only buy her a little bit of time

you're not getting the message that action sends
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The_Korey
01/15/20 1:37:13 PM
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This topic not only assumes I'd have a child, but also that I would trust anyone to save a slice of pizza for me.

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HBOSS
01/15/20 1:41:09 PM
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https://youtu.be/QEd7Y2YLgTg

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Trevor_Belmont
01/15/20 1:50:27 PM
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I'd be more surprised that I even had a daughter because before I went off I didn't have one.

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Dorfmann_
01/15/20 1:50:58 PM
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Spear ----> Jackhammer
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UnfairRepresent
01/16/20 6:15:38 AM
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NotYou posted...


I dont get it
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Sabram
01/16/20 6:32:24 AM
#29:


Eat the last of whatever snack she was saving for herself.

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Kajagogo
01/16/20 6:35:05 AM
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Sabram posted...
Eat the last of whatever snack she was saving for herself.

For the next 10 years. "Snooze you lose!"

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apolloooo
01/16/20 6:40:57 AM
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Ilishe posted...
I order a new pizza.

She gets nothing.


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