Current Events > Yes or no: $50 million but Thanos... *Pick a number from 1-5*

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YugiNoob
01/14/20 6:30:36 PM
#1:


1) Wants to wipe out half of life on Earth (only Earth) but the Infinity Stones and Gauntlet dont exist, so hell do it however he can. Even if that means punching people into orbit one at a time.
2) Same as #1 except the Stones and Gauntlet DO exist, but hes only in possession of the Gauntlet.
3) Is your extremely clingy best friend and will follow you wherever you go. Yes, this includes trips the the bathroom or intimate time with your SO.
4) Just wanders around aimlessly in the Amazon. He doesnt ever leave the rainforest, but if he sees a person, hell try his very best to kill them.
5) Punts one puppy and one kitten for every time you masturbated.

How fucked are you/the world?

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Vicious_Dios
01/14/20 6:32:40 PM
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4 always wi---

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UnholyMudcrab
01/14/20 6:33:09 PM
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Heartomaton
01/14/20 6:33:52 PM
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That's a lot of kicked pups and cats.

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boxington
01/14/20 6:34:14 PM
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2.

we're screwed, but hopefully he finds the stones so that we get snapped away rather than punted into space.

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samurai bandit
01/14/20 6:34:24 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
4) Just wanders around aimlessly in the Amazon. He doesnt ever leave the rainforest, but if he sees a person, hell try his very best to kill them.

1. Put a mirror in the Amazon
2. Wait for Thanos to see himself
3. ???
4. Profit

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sauceje
01/14/20 6:34:24 PM
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I picked 4
Something tells me he'll eventually die in a wildfire anyway

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Umbreon
01/14/20 6:39:20 PM
#9:


4, easily.


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YugiNoob
01/14/20 6:56:11 PM
#10:


sauceje posted...
I picked 4
Something tells me he'll eventually die in a wildfire anyway
Can ordinary fire kill or even hurt Thanos? Hes crazy strong, right? Although he might stop loggers from cutting down trees :D

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BLAKUboy
01/14/20 6:59:45 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
4 always wins

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YugiNoob
01/14/20 7:07:10 PM
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Actually, does 4 win here? I mean for the person choosing, yeah. But arent there people living in the rainforest? People who will get slaughtered by purple man... Best for the world is if hes your clingy bestie, since hes not harming anyone.

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apocalyptic_4
01/14/20 7:11:51 PM
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3.

Oh boy I think I'd try my very best to ditch him in creative ways

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Mistere Man
01/14/20 7:16:55 PM
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3 I am ok with this.

Maybe they could help improve me like they did for his daughters.

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YugiNoob
01/14/20 7:18:14 PM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
3.

Oh boy I think I'd try my very best to ditch him in creative ways
Nope. Ever play Destroy All Humans? In co-op mode if the players get too far from each other you start to see a little electric-looking tether thatll pull them together once they reach a certain distance :D

For this lets say its 10 feet. But Thanos still wants to be there if youre banging a girl, deeding, or on the can ;)

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masterpug53
01/14/20 7:19:33 PM
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3. I can now afford a bigger bathroom.

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DrizztLink
01/14/20 7:19:36 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Nope. Ever play Destroy All Humans? In co-op mode if the players get too far from each other you start to see a little electric-looking tether thatll pull them together once they reach a certain distance :D

For this lets say its 10 feet. But Thanos still wants to be there if youre banging a girl, deeding, or on the can ;)
*taking a shit*

*the door fucking EXPLODES*

Thanos, walking in: I am inevitable.

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YugiNoob
01/14/20 11:28:56 PM
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Need more puppy/kitten punting dammit

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PMarth2002
01/15/20 12:51:39 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
That's a lot of kicked pups and cats.


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